My husband’s new film is on the Beijing Film Festival. Of course, this is not the point. My husband’s new studio is full of seats. You can’t buy tickets and you can’t grab them. You just have to tear them to the place. Of course, this is not the point.
The point is that, like the 85 percent straight daughters and 14.5 percent gay guys present, I have come to see if our common husband is hardened this time.
Because the whole world knows (doesn't), my husband is notoriously strong in the outside world, and the face of the domineering president Mahou soju heart. Since his debut, he has accepted countless hard and straight characters, but I don’t know why every time he ends up being pushed, tied, beaten, detained, tortured, slashed, shot, decapitated, and clamped in his thighs. I was so tearful and miserable. Sometimes the above were arranged and combined, and they broke up and shaken up again. And according to my personal unofficial unreliable statistics, my shark movie can be drawn by a dichotomy. There is no girl on the left of the white line to fall in love with him, so he will generally die miserably ("Prometheus" "Shameless Bastard", "Winning Strike", "Hunger", "River of Vengeance"), there is a girl on the right of the white line and he doesn't die much. It's just that the family is ruined and there is no mental breakdown. Endocrine disorders, it feels better to die Okay ("Black Gold Murder", "Shame", "Centurion", "Frank", "Jane Eyre", "Twelve Years as a Slave", "Chasing Love to Heaven").
(The X-Men doesn't count, it's not in the discussion of heterosexuality.)
Then the question comes at this time . Is there a time when our husband is not so sad?
Of course there is, isn't this movie?
During the whole movie watching process, there was always a sentence in my heart, that is: I am finally out to retaliate against society!
It's really different to start a company and sign a director! I can imagine Yi holding a big cigar and arrogantly pointing Jiangshan and saying:
This time anyone can die, but my palace cannot die!
The director said: That is that.
Anyone can be NTR, that is, my house cannot be NTR!
The director said: That is that.
Not only can I not be NTR, but I also want to try NTR for others!
The director said: That is that.
Be a low-key person, so I won’t play the male one this time...but the male one will die in the end!
The director said: That is that.
Not only did the male one have to hang up, he had to be NTR before he hanged up, and I had to take over after NTR. Then I married his goddess and rode his horse, and lived a happy life ever since!
The director said: That is that.
The above content is purely fictitious, but basically it is the main point of the film... right.
Just, with the acting skills of Teacher Shark, this retro anti-type neurotic sketch is really relaxed. In the 84-minute film length, I basically don’t have to do anything besides being handsome and cool. Do you think I look like a hooligan? of. And this time it was very bad-hearted, because once every piece must be naked, at least topless, and occasionally exposed the groin. The bottom of the thigh is also showing personal fishing line. The conscience time for the audience friends to give benefits to the audience is not this time! Have! provoke! In the film, the body can hold back the rain so thoroughly! Sad and sad! Don't take it off, don't take it off, but also wear one-piece autumn clothes and long trousers riding a horse to dry your clothes. Shame to play! Watt—are you—supervise hard! You take off your pants, show us this! After the rain stopped, the grievances of the audience in the scene all turned into entities and sighed above their heads. Did you hear it? Teacher Sha!
However, the director is quite clever. Although it is a feature-length debut, and Jane drew blood and tears in order to bypass the classic role of Teacher Shark (a big mistake), but he still used his own way to uniquely compare Shark’s past works. pay tribute.
For example, let Teacher Shark pretend to protect and actually use it, but in the end he decided to protect a little Scottish brother who is white, tender, and purely believes in the truth, goodness and beauty of the world, and who is suspected of being a nobleman. (Professor X: Who called me?) For
example, the character of Teacher Shark once joined a certain evil gang and then withdrew, but the gang boss missed his life so much that he would come up in the middle of the night, pinching his neck and holding his face close to him. If you want to kiss, coax that you are good, you belong to our side. Come back and don't make trouble. (Shaw: Who called me?)
Of course, the most exciting thing is the last climax gun battle, which brought together the first-class long-range sniper kings, gangs of gangsters fighting, Indian natives who shoot eagles and bows, and women with good marksmanship, and our shark, one man and two horses, is greeted. The wind, facing the light, facing the howling bullets, went to the meeting single-handedly, Yiqi Juechen, galloping as handsome and handsome as the seniors who played big sacks when I was in middle school, and then
he shot a shot in the chest.
Then,
he was shot in the calf again.
Then again, I leaned against a wall and lit a cigarette, as if I had run out of electricity today, and lay down until the end of the whole fight.
……………………
Director, you really understand. All the characters that I have ever played are possessed by the soul at this moment-at this moment, he is the Magneto who took down the entire stadium so cool that he was kicked by his sister; he has leapt through most of the universe and cultivated aliens. The egg turned out to be the ancestor's hand tore the rabbit's head with a trick to tear off the head; he is a British spy who showed off his uniform, showed German, showed wit, and was shot and exploded; he is electric, he is light, he Is the only myth. The legend is fate, but handsome in only three seconds, foreplay first-level stick to lift the gun for five minutes, the first prize winner of the professional singles team in the foreign strong mid-dry team! Mike Fassbender!
And such a person finally made us grab the sheets and tear the railing crazy and rush to buy the tickets to see.
over.
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Well, according to the usual practice, at this time, there must be someone who is going to spray me again. I said, why are you a film critic? Isn’t it enough? Have the ability to talk about the central idea of this movie!
So if this film has a central idea, it is seven words: literary youth kills people.
What the director wants to express through this film is: the boring teenagers all over the world, study hard, be a low-key person, don't just want to go on a walk-and-go trip and a desperate love. The pits in literature and art encountered on the cycling road are either cheating money or cheating guns, and the rest are not cheating. And not every girl you love in this world will love you, most of the time girls just don’t love you, even if you leave the country for her, travel across the west, born to death, murderous, can chant poems, can sing, girls still don’t love you. you. They would rather love a dog, a horse, a native Indian who doesn’t speak the language, or a wild hooligan who was crippled when they first met. They would not love you. Not only do they not love you, but they also shoot in your heart to let everything. Return to zero at this loud noise (literally), and then arrogantly sprinkle salt (literally) on the wound, until the last second before you die, she just borrowed your hand to help her happy life It's just shoveling the stumbling block again. You say, miserable is not miserable.
over.
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