whatever it's real

Beth Cooper: You see the thing is high school was great for me. Had a great, great ride... and now it's over. You? You're gonna go off and become a doctor and cure cancer or whatever new diseases there are. But this? This is about it for me. Everything in my life from here on out is just gonna be... ordinary.

Denis Cooverman: Wow... that's umm... such bullshit. Cause the Beth Cooper I know? The Beth Cooper that I now know is the most alive person... I've ever met. The Beth Cooper I know she's not gonna have an ordinary life she's gonna have an amazing life. Slightly insane but, never uninteresting, always ass-kicking, life.

Beth Cooper: How do you know that?

Denis Cooverman: Cause I'm a very smart guy.

Mr. C: It's okay just to have fun sometimes... sometimes you just hafta say what the "F"

Rich Munsch: Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business 1983 Paul Brickman except he didn't say "F", he said... fuck

Mr. C: You know what I mean... Carpe diem

Rich Munsch: Aww, I didn't know you were such a movie buff Mr C. Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society

Mr. C: Yes, Thank you Rich we know. It's good, come here please

[long pause]

Mr. C: [in a soft voice] There are condoms in my bedside table.

Rich Munsch: Do you like know exactly how many there are?

Mr. C: They are not... toys

[Mr C. exits]

Denis Cooverman: I think my dad wants us to have sex

Rich Munsch: With eachother?

Denis Cooverman: No!