As the most "black" movie in Marvel's history, this is a story of "black people wearing black clothes and picking up black hands in black cars at night".
Millions of years ago, a meteorite made of Jinkela (vibration gold) fell from the sky and landed on the land of Africa. It can change the vegetation and make them grow faster. And it's inexhaustible, and it's inexhaustible for thousands of years.
Later, the five tribes settled on Jinkela, collectively known as "Wakanda".
One of the members of the tribe has a plate in his mouth. It is estimated that he ate the plate in the buffet. He is really a good boy who is not picky about eating.
This group of Africans have a dark face, which is reflected in the fact that they will be abused if they play games without charging. If they are charged or abused, they must charge a lot of money, or even more money, if they don't want to be abused.
In addition, they also discovered that Africa's agriculture is underdeveloped, and only Wakanda’s civilization can throw others hundreds of blocks away. Later they learned that all of this was due to Jin Kela.
There are songs as evidence:
Mixed with golden rubbish, it will not run off or evaporate.
It is mixed with golden waste and absorbs two meters of nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium;
Mixed with Jinke La, one bag can hold two generations of sprinkling;
Mixed with Jinke La, the yield of wheat is 18 thousand per mu!
With Jinkela, there is no need to import food!
Without Jinkela, how can Africa grow crops?
Africa's agriculture is underdeveloped, so there must be gold!
——Excerpt from "Wakanda National Anthem"
At the same time, an African only charged 100,000 yuan and got top equipment "Mr. Mighty" worth 110,000 yuan. As the name suggests, Africans would become very mighty and powerful after drinking it. Physical fitness, speed, combat effectiveness, and thus become a tribal king and superhero-the first generation of Panthers, it is simply a big profit.
Under his leadership, the five tribes made efficient use of Jinkela and transformed from non-chiefs into European emperors.
As a result, this group of Africans are more European than Europeans, and more Kryptonians than Kryptonians, and quickly built the most advanced country in the world.
Sicong will call her husband when he sees it, and Ma Yun will call his father when he sees it.
Some countries have used the skill of "don't look at his circle of friends", which is not available on many websites;
Wakanda is the opposite. In order to prevent people from coveting gold, they use the skills of “invisible to the online” and “visible to the circle of friends” to the outside world, so that they can be isolated from the world and enjoy the peace.
In other words, this is a country with tan90°.
In this way, Wakanda has lived a stable and peaceful life for generations.
However, the good times didn't last long. The brother of the old king, Nitrob, felt that we all have gold keel, and he could completely conquer the earth and become the overlord of the world. This is the scene at the beginning of the movie.
At this time, someone outside the door said: "Brother, please open the door, the community will send you warmth!"
Those who came were the old king Tichaka and the female warrior Wakanda.
A QR code is tattooed on the inside of the Wakanda people's mouth, and you can scan the QR code on the official website to verify the authenticity.
Nitrobu pouted and sold cute,
Show his QR code to prove that he is his own.
However, Wakanda advocated force, and it was shameful to be cute. The old king couldn't tolerate Nitrob's behavior of selling cuteness, so he killed him without saying a word.
The old king handled the body carefully and returned to Wakanda to continue to be his king.
End.
"Screenwriter, if you make it like this, the movie will be over after only 5 minutes. Take the script back and change it!"
"OK."
The old king couldn't tolerate Nitrob's act of selling cuteness and killed him without saying a word.
The old king did not deal with the corpse very intimately, and left traces of the crime, so that the children could tell at a glance that the murderer was him, thus giving Nidrup's son Eric a chance to avenge him.
Eric was very calm. After knowing that the old king was the murderer, he did not rush to take revenge, but settled down to improve his strength. He enrolled in eight interest classes such as seaweed dance, excavator, chef, and computer. Now he can dance seaweed dance at the same time. , While using the computer to control the excavator to cook, use strength to crush the old and new kings.
He also has a trick to toad art, which can become like a toad. The whole body is protruding, causing the enemy to intensively phobia, so he will ask you if you love it.
On this day, he came to the museum and admired these exhibits.
Suddenly, he stopped.
A work of art caught his attention.
It is so exquisite, so flawless, so superbly crafted, so unique, it is simply the focus of the museum.
The bottle, the wrapping paper, the design, the typography, the logo, and the fonts are ingenious and beautiful. They are the perfect interpretation of art and the crystallization of human wisdom.
That's right, this is a bottle of 82 years old syrup.
One drop is priceless; two drops are all over the country; three drops are world wars.
The US team will be silent when they watch it, and the Iron Man will cry when they watch it.
And the raw material for this bottle of syrup (vibration weapon) is Jinkela (vibration).
Eric's accomplice, Crow, showed his unicorn arm. With the speed of his single hand for fifty years, he resonated with glass, smashed the glass smoothly, and stole the quick syrup. (error)
On Wakanda’s side, the old king’s son, the current Black Panther, came home and saw his mother. Her skill was that her eyes grew behind her. She could see the black Panther’s sister with her back to her than her middle finger.
They like to cross their hands. Maybe they were a family with Wonder Woman five hundred years ago.
Of course, it was possible that they were a family with Ultraman or Shiba Inu five hundred years ago.
The Panthers are about to become the new king, and the people performed the eighth broadcast gymnastics to show their warm welcome.
Before each prince became a king, there was one last game. In order to make the game more fair, they had to drink Fu Yanjie to deprive them of their super powers, and then drink Mr. Mighty to regain their super powers afterwards.
Mbaku took part in the competition and used the computer to control the excavator to cook vegetables while dancing the seaweed dance with the Panthers.
Mbaku seems to be the leader of the beggar gang, of course, it may also be a sugarcane seller.
The Panthers won, and Zu Li drank him Mr. Mighty, allowing him to regain his superpowers.
Then they buried the panther alive, because if you plant a boyfriend in the spring, you will reap many boyfriends in the fall.
The motto of the Black Panther is: Control violence with leopards.
Therefore, the first thing he did when he became a king was to apprehend Crow.
Panthers and his cronies came to Busan, because Crow was going to auction the urgent syrup in Busan and sell it to others to deal with the zombies.
Crow ran away in the car while asking: Why are you chasing me?
Panther: I want syrup in a hurry.
Crowe: Dare to fight with me, I think you have eaten the gall of the leopard!
The villain shot and attacked Okoye. Unexpectedly, Okoye's car was harder than pure gold, because it was made of pure gold, and bullets could not move it.
Okoye said, "My sword is already hungry and thirsty." Then he launched a counterattack, took out a long, thick and hard object and shot it on the villain's car, directly shooting the car through.
Crowe also bombed Okoye with a unicorn arm. Okoye flipped forward for 3 weeks and backfliped for 2 months. He also played a set of military boxing in the air, performed the eighth set of radio gymnastics, ate breakfast, and washed. After taking a shower, charging up her phone bill, and watching 2 episodes of "News Network", she landed perfectly, unscathed, after all, she has no hair at all.
The Panthers are even more powerful. As an old driver, he not only can drive, but also has excellent car repair skills. He can unload a tire in one second. It is a rare talent and very suitable for Thor, who is also an old driver. work to earn a living.
Black Panther, black panther, wearing black clothes and picking up black hands in the dark night, is completely integrated with the night, Crow can only see a pair of eyes and a row of teeth floating in the air, (mistake)
She was so scared that she quickly shot the Panthers.
The following plot is quite complicated. The Panthers wanted to kill Crow, but the Panthers did not kill Crow. The Panthers caught Crow, and Eric saved Crow. Eric shot and shot Crow, but Eric missed the shot. Crowe, Eric hit Crowe.
Crow: Stop playing with me, can't you please give me a good time?
Andy Serkins played "The Lord of the Rings" and died later; played "King Kong" and later died; played "Rise of the Apes" and later died again; played "Star Wars" and later He died again; played the MCU, and later died again.
For box lunch, please look for Andy Serkins, the only official designated actor, who has been focusing on box lunch for 30 years.
Before Crow died, Eric made a "slightly" expression to him.
He revealed the QR code in his mouth and told Klau that he was also from Wakanda, and then said: Don’t get me wrong, I have no other meaning, I just want to use your head to get some military merits.
During an episode, CIA agent Ross was shot in order to save the Black Panther's girlfriend, who is also Nokia's sister Nakia.
She is a sister of Nokia. Do you still need your help? The bullet hit her and bounced back to kill Crow.
Black Panther and the others took Rose back for treatment. After giving him a bite of Golden Lamb, Rose not only did not lose nutrition or evaporate, but also absorbed nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium, yielding 180 per mu, and he miraculously survived.
In fact, even if the Panthers don't save Ross, Ross still has a long-faced friend who can save him. Not only does he have superb medical skills, but he can also go back in time.
After Rose recovered, looking at Wakanda, he couldn't help saying: Well, what about the underdevelopment of African agriculture? It turns out that all fairy tales are deceptive.
Soon after, Eric returned to Wakanda with Crow's body to lead the army.
He and his father have the same idea: we all have Jinkela and Jizhi syrup, and we can completely rule the earth.
Eric couldn't persuade the opponent, so he had to compete with the Panthers while dancing seaweed while using the computer to control the excavator to cook vegetables.
Black Panther accepted his challenge and lost his super power after drinking Fu Yanjie.
The Panthers who lost their superpowers were successfully defeated by Eric. At any rate, Eric has applied for eight interest classes, and his professionalism is different.
Eric drank Mr. Mighty and became the new king. He also set fire to all Mr. Mighty’s inventory so that others could not be kings.
Fortunately, Black Panther’s sister has long wittyly kept the bottle cap of Mr. Mighty that Black Panther drank before, with the "one more bottle" sign on it. She took the bottle cap to exchange a bottle of Mr. Mighty to Black Panther. Drink it, let him regain his superpowers.
The Panthers made a comeback and said to everyone: Brothers, wait a while and watch my face act.
Brothers: Are you kidding me?
The brothers said that they couldn't understand the meaning of the black panther's face, and only the big eagle sister took out the big eagle to fight back.
Of course, the most powerful player is the Black Panther. As a fighter jet champion, he even started a fighter jet show in public.
What is the anti-Japanese drama hitting a plane with a grenade? The Panthers can shoot down the plane with a spear, and they are fully capable of bidding for the Olympic Games.
We can imagine the scene of him showing off his skills in the Olympics, and then...throwing a javelin and successfully piercing the referee to death.
Next, they also played the live-action version of "Clash of Clans."
Because all the players in the clash of tribes were Africans, and everyone was evenly matched, the fight was very intense and very long-lasting.
Everyone played their own specialties. Rose played a plane, Wakabi played a trumpet, Black Panther played a pistol, and programmers from the Frontier Tribe turned on the firewall...
At the end of the story, Panther and Eric were shielded by the sonic stabilizer from the effect of emergency syrup (battle suit), but Panther has long reached the highest level of "human syrup integration". He is the emergency syrup. Syrup is him, defeating Eric smoothly.
Easter egg one:
At the United Nations, people said one after another: "African agriculture is underdeveloped, and we have to support him."
The Panthers said that they not only don't need support, but also make Jinkela and Jizhi syrup public.
Easter egg two:
The Winter Soldier came to Wakanda to heal his wounds, and by the way revealed the content of the next episode to Panthers: "Do you think Jinkela and Jizhi Syrup are the strongest things in the world? You are wrong.
"The beginning of the chaos, the beginning of the universe, the universe has six gems that symbolize noble status, once they are collected, they have the effect of destroying the world.
"They are QQ Space Yellow Diamond (Mind Gems), QQ Show Red Diamonds (Reality Gems), QQ Hyun Dance Purple Diamonds (Power Gems), QQ Games Blue Diamonds (Space Gems), QQ Music Green Diamonds (Time Gems), QQ Orange Diamond (Soul Gem)."
Panther: "You lie, there is no QQ Orange Diamond at all."
Winter Soldier: "There is no QQ Orange Diamond, which just shows that what I said is true. After all, the 18th MCU movie is over, but the soul gem has not appeared yet."
The Winter Soldier added: "In order to compete for the six gems, the captain with three bars is about to start a massacre."
Panther: "Who is he going to slaughter?"
Winter Soldier: "Of course it is Ma Huateng who has six gems."
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