Fuck Batman! It's serious to see Meiman's first butt!
The episode of "Young Titans Attack" has been extremely popular since its launch in 2013;
At present, the super cute Q version of the little hero team drama series from DC has been broadcast to the fifth season .
And so popular with everyone, naturally will... usher in your own movie .
Yes, these days, there are single-player superheroes who dare to say that they are hot.
Yes, this time the earth was saved by these people.
No thanks, we don't charge.
Oh, what do you do with battle damage ?
It doesn't matter, we may have a big money .
Unexpectedly... We have a backer and a confident face.
As the second generation of knights who became a monk in the middle of nowhere, the crimes that a few little guys usually deal with may be compared to those superheroes who already have live-action movies...
To be a little - - - the micro is so small.
For example, what is this, balloon man ?
Now that there is someone covering the big event, a villain who can break the level with a single jab is just handed over to the young Titan .
However, this is also the reason why the little guys are unhappy...
You solve the powerful villains , you have done everything, and the limelight has been robbed by you;
Why don't we Titans deserve to have a name?
As a result, the Titans started to make troubles from the stage when the movie was just released.
Let you not treat us as serious heroes , now we are more high-profile than anyone else .
Let's take an inventory now. What happened to this group of babies some time ago——
First of all, the teaser poster spoofed [Justice League] :
Did you see Robin's raised mouth and the wiped blindfold ? And Batman has only black holes.
So what? The steel frame is on the number anyway .
Ganggu: My heart is really tired.
Another example is the anger of the dead waiter . The ins and outs of this matter, we have conquered it again when we wrote the article before:
Forever, forever, and never forget, Ryan Reynolds/Hal Jordan/Wade Wilson , you were a Green Lantern .
However, we don't have as much bullshit as you do all day long.
They always come up with a team that can cross the universe , and the Titans have taken over this burden.
Of course, if it is enough to fight back on Twitter , we have to write you in the movie .
Who is the death knell ? I don't know someone.
Look at your headgear, look at your sword, look at your deadly look, you're afraid it's not a dead waiter .
Excuse me, if you leave the Warner studio and turn left, Fox 's mansion is still far away.
Cut, I'm still a good person when you are deadpool.
filming! ! !
In order to have their own movies, Robin and his friends can be described as exhausted;
So, how exactly is eligible to make a single-player movie ?
For the birth of this movie, the ghost knows what the Titans have experienced...
01
Serious heroes should have movies
And a villain
Let's take a look at the daily life of the Titans :
After the golden song , the young Titan effortlessly defeated the Balloon Man;
As for how it was defeated, of course it was all tricks that you mortals could not think of!
For example... When they were not paying attention, the Justice League helped .
Hearing that Batman has his own movie, Robin also looked forward to it:
"I have always dreamed of having my own movie..."
The next second was actually Superman Green Lantern, Wonder Woman turns Tucao, Hey, you guys should not be set mouth gun hey?
Saving the hungry belly and playing tricks is obviously not taken seriously by these so-called "decent heroes" ! Actually said that we are not real heroes!
I want to pay homage to Batman's movie, but I didn't even invite us at the premiere !
But there is a portal to the raven, and a list can't stop the Titans. Look, we are still very capable~
There were surprises at the premiere. I heard that Batman’s good buddies also have their own movies! a!
Robin's chicken was so cold that he rubbed his hands crazily.
Why do all things have their own movies, but I don't have them ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Not getting the movie but getting ridicule from all sides, you are all bad guys!
Fortunately, Dick Grayson , whose young mind was seriously injured , can be comforted by the team members...
Ignore those bad guys. But people still don’t understand. We have cool uniform tools, super powers and even (seemingly awkward) Kung Fu skills. We still don’t have our own movies. What is missing?
Brainpower as Raven Girl smashed, breaking the secret in a single word——
A good hero movie has a good villain !
In the past, DC Dafa has verified this theory many times~
Like the above, they are all quite powerful villains... do not accept rebuttals.
Not only must there be enemies, but also mortal enemies and old enemies. The so-called " old enemies" are the kind of people who have to entangle you for a lifetime of love and hatred.
For example, the Joker is to Batman, the Reverse Lightning is to the Flash, the Yellow Lantern is to the Green Lantern, and the magic horse is magic horse.
So who will Robin's team be?
Wait, don't worry, don't worry, then what, he should look like this—
Can't be an ordinary villain yet——
Not only must he be able to pass the trick, but he must also have a dramatic name .
The name goes smoothly!
Seeing that this person is just a piece of material for an old enemy, Robin can't help but look down on him like those cocky heroes ;
This is great, even the villain has stepped on top of our heads.
Coupled with the death knell's superb mind control ability , Robin, who is powerless, feels that having an old enemy is far from enough to qualify for a movie.
02
I'm not just an errand boy
Fighting monsters are upgrading
There is a story with a villain. The opponent is important, but there are always shortcomings.
If you want to make a movie, of course you have to come to the studio to find out. First, let the director know about his great idea~
Since even the director ridicules, if I make your movie, then there must be no other superheroes in the world.
Then... Let's just take the time machine to go back in time, so that other superheroes don't show up? So you can have your own movie, right?
After returning, I found that the earth was full of gunpowder-the plan failed , so let's get them back.
Find the area of the mental shadow of little Bruce .
I have tried short cuts and strange tricks, but none of them work.
Robin realized at this time that if he wanted to be worthy of the awesome villain, he had to fight on the ground with the team on his own .
Chance to save the world, there will always come - keep a clear head, Zhibuding day it's your turn to save Superman untold miseries .
For example, when the director is actually the super villain posing !
Not only did he distract other heroes with the excuse of filming, but he also tried to dismantle the young Titans!
I won't be fooled by Robin.
There is nothing to break the bond between Robin and the team members -he gradually discovered that this is the subject of a superhero movie!
With this kind of belief in your heart, you can become a true hero and be qualified to own your own movies.
[Justice League] ’s poster is right: you can’t save the world by yourself.
With the backing of friends who are better than family members , our Robin has always been a true hero~
It's just a matter of my own recognition!
A hero can only be called a hero if he understands this. Heart is the most important thing.
It doesn't matter whether you have a cool sports car, whether you are from Kansas, whether you will bleed, or whether your mother is called Martha.
Of course, to become a decent hero and own a movie, there are two small conditions that cannot be ignored:
The first point is to have your own theme song !
If it is not enough, then two.
It's better to sing and dance to fight villains. When the protagonist is doing big things, he always brings his own BGM .
In addition to the theme song, there is also an element that must not be forgotten-
Without his soy sauce , it is really not a super British movie.
Robin in the movie wants to make a movie and hits the wall everywhere , but in fact, [Teenage Titans Attack Movie Version] , I don’t have these troubles——
People want to play a movie because of the hot drama.
These various conditions above make Robin worry a lot, but with the help of Warner Papa , what team spirit hero care...
It is more important to have money and traffic .
What finally played the role of Superman’s Cage ? What is it that he fell in love with Mr. Bat Affleck and became a feather of Batman after more than ten years , what a decent villain who grabbed the Lego player Will Anais? Comrade special ...
Not only heavyweights, but also heavyweights with a background .
Not to mention the rave reviews when the movie came out:
Do not miss passing through, to come and look at this new baked freshness -
A superhero must not only be super able to play , super loving , but also super patient .
When there are really no movies, it's good to make dramas .
[Youth Titans Attack Movie Version] ’s easter eggs , live up to expectations with a big move——
"We seem to have found a way back!!!"
The drama of the DC online channel [Titan] was also aired a few days ago~
Fuck Batman! It's serious to see Meiman's first butt !
Teen Titans , Duck! ! ! Rush to the movie!
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Text: Yorkshire Viking
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