It’s so dirty that there is no lower limit, so don’t watch this cartoon for kids~

Bernardo 2022-06-09 18:40:12

Just like the beginning of previous fairy tales,

long long ago,

A demon rules the whole world,

People miserable until the emergence of a warrior,

This warrior held a sword and stabbed at the demon, and the demon was stabbed to death.

But the warrior was also pierced, and the blood shed for seven days and nights,

A group of people worshiping the warrior drank the blood of the warrior and became very strong,

A nation with well-developed muscles and a very strong fighting capacity was born into the "primitive barbarians."

There are individuals in the primitive barbarians who are special.

Our hero Ronal,

Because only the last drop of the Warrior’s blood remained, Ronal drank that drop,

(Ahaha, I didn’t see it!)

Unfortunately, he hasn’t become very strong, but a certain part has become a bit bigger.

Because of their strong physique, while the barbarians exercise their bickering daily,

The skinny Ronal was naturally the one who was bullied and made fun of by the companions of the primitive barbarians.

The barbarians, who were looking forward to the arrival of the invaders, played with flowers when the two of the guerrillas arrived.

Ronal was guarded in the observation deck to prevent the invaders from coming.

Coincidentally, the aggressor who has not come for 800 years,

Invaded, the skinny Ronal couldn't even blow his horn.

(Unexpectedly, he would hit his ass!)

The enemy troops took the barbarians away without any effort,

Because the shackles were too big, Ronal managed to escape,

Under the dying last words of the barbarian patriarch, Ronal embarked on a journey to save the tribe.

The instrument boy who survived the troupe decided to join Ronal,

I met people slaughtered by the invaders without walking a few steps

(Oh. Where the sword is inserted).

There is also a female warrior with full combat effectiveness,

In this way, the three of them joined together to search for the holy book and the holy sword used by the warriors in the elf kingdom, which was very heavily defended.

Ronal decided to use the invisibility potion to sneak up to the holy book,

The embarrassing thing is that the potion is not enough!

The point is that only one key part remains.

First it was scratched by thorns,

Then he was stabbed by a thousand arrows as a mouse

Although the experience was ups and downs, fortunately, I got the holy book and knew where the holy sword was.

(Could this be "dan teng")

It also allowed the female fighters to have a better view of Ronal.

The aggressor needs the blood of all the barbarians to become a demon.

Ronal, who was at large, was hunted down all the way,

When heading to the place where the holy sword was, the female warrior and the elf witch were captured.

Ronal and the instrument boy continue to the position of the holy sword,

On the way, I strayed into the kingdom of daughters. There was no man, and the queen who was in desperate need of reproduction arrested them.

Ronal was forced to enjoy the beauty feast,

The life of the companions in the clan is in danger, so Ronal knows the importance of the task, and hurriedly ran out of his daughter's country and ran to the land of the holy sword.

As soon as he got the holy sword, Ronal was caught by the invaders who rushed over.

Can Ronal save his people?

The final answer to the film is yes,

Although the storyline of this film is relatively simple,

But the content is rich and full of fun.

As a cartoon, it also has the same mainstream consciousness as fairy tales.

The timid and persuasive little person gradually becomes a brave, confident and responsible hero in the adventure,

I also won love and embraced the beauty.

In short, the humorous, unrestrained, and dirty "Ronal the Barbarian" can definitely be regarded as a cure for boredom and boredom.

Seeing whether this is a commotion in Nai’s heart,

Then start the film.

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Ronal the Barbarian quotes

  • Narrator: [Opening scene with the people in slavery by the demons with the Demon Zaal ruling over them] In the beginning there was only darkness. And out of that darkness was born the Demon Zaal, ruler of the sa kiddies and oppressor of humankind.

    Narrator: But from out of the shadows came Kron. Warrior above all warriors, and bearer of the gods saw.

    [Then the hero warrior shows up on the mountaintop, he jumps from the mountain and lands on the ground and frees the human slaves]

    Narrator: He freed humankind and led them to victory.

    [Then the demons charged after Kron but he slices them with a sword and punches a hole in the demons stomach doing a hand pose. He then runs up against a giant demon and stabs him on the head and the demon explodes. But Kron got impaled in the chest and blood came gushing out of his chest]

    Narrator: But victory was barely won, suffering a mortal wound to his heart. Kron bled for seven days and seven nights, and a hundred warriors drank of his spilled blood and bared his strength.

    [Then the warriors developed mass muscles the men with muscular biceps, the woman with bigger breasts, but Ronal took one drop of blood and developed a bigger crotch spot]

    Narrator: Kron looked down on them and what he saw was good, and with that he died. Thus were born the barbarians, the mighty sons of Kron.

    [Then the movie title Ronal the Barbarian shows on screen and the movie begins]

  • The Oracle: Alright that's it I'm done shitting. Now get to wiping.