Darkside Biography
I’m Daksad. I have conquered 100,000 planets, no more, no less, exactly 100,000, because it’s an integer, so it’s nice to say it every time you blow water.
Don’t look at me, but I’ve actually eaten it. Thousands of years ago, I came to the earth and prepared to use my secret weapon "mother box" to assimilate the earth. Every time I fuse three mother boxes, this planet It was occupied by me (I won’t tell you that the 9,999 planets I conquered were solved quickly by this method)
But that time, I was sloppy. I drove over in a super large spacecraft, and attracted the humans on earth, Atlantis, Amazons, and old gods. I confessed my mother in front of them. Box, and I show the operation there, not even wearing armor.
The earthlings saw "These three boxes are doing mosh, go up and do it!"
Humans are not very strong, so they can only be a cheerleader next to them, but there are a few ruthless characters. One of them is Wonder Woman’s brother, God of War, Ares.
It came over with an axe, I was careless, there was no flash, and then he bullied and attacked me, a young comrade, and slashed on my shoulder all at once.
I said, "You should chop off your head."
Sorry, I went to the wrong set.
I fainted in blood, and the soldiers under my hands hurriedly retreated, and even forgot to take the mother box of the big artifact (my dear baby)
The injury healed a bit on the return trip. In order to prevent them from telling me about my embarrassment on the earth, they killed everyone...
Wait a minute, this axe just made me a little confused, where did I fail?
I forgot! ! ! ! ! (Trauma of war)
Although I forgot where I suffered a lot, I at least learned that I have to wear armor to go out in the future, and I can't always show my breasts.
Thousands of years later, I still haven’t found where I was beaten into a coma, but at this moment, my uncle Langbao, who was exiled because of the failure to seize power, suddenly called me and said that I found the mother box, hehe, this time I But learn smarter, you said there is no green light, no Kryptonians, but I will not go until you merge the three mother boxes.
But it wasn't, Wolf Bao was so happy that he was beaten up by a newly resurrected Kryptonite. They were able to look back in time, which was outrageous.
Although, when they threw Wolf Bao’s head over to me, I still maintained a restrained and polite smile. In fact, I was flustered. You know, people at the end of the tunnel can come and beat me as long as they move their legs. , There is a sister who cut me half to death, Ares, and this sister could have evaporated Ares from the world 100 years ago, how can I fight.
Ah? You said why I was so weak before the dignified Darkside, I tell you I was young at that time, I was still a young Darkside.
Steppenwolf Biography
My name is Steppenwolf, but because I kept calling my mother and mother when I was in the theater version, people called me Wolf Bao.
I said no, I was going to turn over this time, so in the guide cut version, I wore a new armor full of sparkling special effects.
However, under this hard armor, I am pure, real, bright and big eyes with a prairie atmosphere.
I was driven out of Apocalypse by my nephew because of my failure to seize power. This time, if I can gather 3 mother boxes, I can summon Darkside.
The first mother box was on Paradise Island. This time I played a little bit happily. The enemies were all soldiers who couldn’t break my defense. There was no harm except for the trouble. I was there to output the show operation. It is said that I played The two scenes of Aunt Wonder Woman chopped up two scenes and scared a child who wanted to watch "Cat and Mouse". Hey-hey.
The second mother box was in Atlantis. My men kidnapped a few soldiers guarding the mother box and asked them where the mother box was. They all looked at me with mentally retarded eyes, and almost said, "You can kidnap us who are the guards of the mother box, but you still don't know where the mother box is?!"
I don’t care, I’m full of confidence, and I still want to show off the props. I took out a mechanical spider with harmless human and animal read-only thinking. I usually call it "Iron Spider-Man". Find the location of the second mother box.
Atlantis is basically chopping melons and vegetables. There is only one magical chick who is very powerful and almost drained my blood. Fortunately, I have enough meat, and she can't stand it when she turns offensive. Hey-hey.
The third mother box, um, I didn't find it. I really didn't find it. I caught a group of prisoners who swept the floor and watched the door. As a result, the prisoners were rescued and their outpost was destroyed.
The road to heaven is boundless. Just when I was at a loss, the heroes of the earth directly activated the mother box and asked me to come and find it. When I came over, I saw an old black man who did some strange things there and then blew himself up.
I looked around nervously, worried that he would come back as a blue man without underwear. In order not to engage in racial discrimination, it is fine to become a black man without underwear.
Later I realized that the Blue Man was in prison, haha, then it would be fine.
I took the third mother box, waved to the incompetent and furious people and left, steel bones, but I did not kill your father, your father is self-destructive, it is a joke to mark with heat, you did not See I put on such a big cover in Russia? Can't you see it with satellite?
Yes, I made a very powerful protective cover in Russia. This protective cover can be blasted off with a single missile, and a few more missiles can directly tear a big hole into Huanglong, but it’s okay, at least there is no inside. Ordinary people don't need to let anyone push the cart to move the building to rescue. Hey-hey.
It was all going well, but who knew that the earthlings activated the mother box to resurrect a bug. This was my expression at the time.
How to fight this, the 55 start was beaten into a crushing round, and I can still be backstabbed by people in the future.
The most annoying is that they still have time to reverse, this is a woolen thread! ! ! Do you want to negotiate with Domam? !
In the next life, I will be a simple wolf treasure, raise a group of horses, and ride horses on the paradise island.
Superman Biography
I am Superman, I am dead, I yelled for three to five minutes at the beginning, so that everyone on earth could hear my voice.
When I woke up, I was puzzled, how long has the time passed? Why am I resurrected? I subconsciously touched my chin without a beard, which relieved me a bit.
After getting rid of the four guys who were in the way, I saw the Batman who had been looking at me unpleasantly. Back then, I dared to ask if I was bleed. This time I will let you bleed.
I go, he can block my hot sight! Has time really passed for a long time?
Fortunately, my beloved Louis is still there. She doesn't look hungry and doesn't say that I smell very good. She just gave me a set of Reeve Superman's limited plaid shirt, which is really nice.
My mother came too, I looked at her suspiciously, don't blame me, I always think my mother is an alien.
Putting on the black clothes, I went to the battlefield to clean up the enemy three times, five and two, hey, you said that the enemy that I can't defeat is such a rookie. It is full of charge and I can't break the defense. Are you okay?
But in order to express my apologies for the brutal abuse of them before, I still gave up the head. So the six of us happily watch the scenery over.
Steel Bone secretly told me that in the future I will blacken (blue) and kill Batman because of Louis.
how can that be possible? Batman is so kind to help our family repay the loan, what can he and Louis have in common, right Louis.
Eh, Louis, what's the matter with your pregnancy test stick? Am I going to be a father, aha?
Batman Biography
I am Batman. I am known as the peak of human physical fitness and IQ. I am a person who seeks advantages and avoids disadvantages. After Superman dies, Superman’s mother’s house will be taken away. Hurry up and buy the bank to give him a favor. See how smart I am, because I am Batman.
There is also the digging of Superman’s grave. I let others dig it, and I chat with Ah Fu at home. After all, if something happens, they will run faster than me.
After the resurrection of Superman, I was relatively late, but unfortunately I did not escape the humiliation once. When I was humiliated, I could only shout "No, Clark, no!" My heart must have been bleeding.
Then, Superman, congratulations, Louis is pregnant.
Well, as a person with a super high IQ, I rode a horse for most of the day and ran to find Aquaman. I said I would give them tens of thousands of dollars. They didn’t believe me and wanted to drive me away, but when I saw that I really took the money out, These people dare not put a fart.
To find the Flash, there is no need to pay at all. When he saw my luxury car and big plane, his eyes were straight, and when he saw the woman, he couldn't even straighten her tongue, and immediately followed him.
In the movie, I played a total of two games. Although the output to the boss was basically zero, I had a lot of heads. I used my various robotic chariots to scramble the creeps, piu~piu~piu, even if the weapon was dismantled. It doesn’t matter if it’s light, there’s no gun or cannon. The enemy built it for us. It’s cool to take the enemy’s turret and play tower defense.
I still have all kinds of small parts, the super gloves made by Ah Fu (my idea), the hot sight of various laser guns are hard-shifted, and even Superman’s light waves can be blocked for a few seconds. Although there is no output, the gods can fight. Survival is the most important thing. (Actually I still have a super tank, but now it's just a 3D model that can't move. Would you like to see it? I, Batman, make money!)
Oh, it’s not when I’m not pulling my hips, there’s a soldier hiding behind me, I’m coming down to the ground and a bat is invisible, you can’t find me when you watch the movie with such a dark tone.
By the way, I still have a bad habit of dreaming. In bvs, I dreamed 3 times. In zsjl, I also had a big dream. In the dream, I told a joke and lied to the clown, hahahaha, you also have a clown Nowadays.
I woke up and found out how I lost a circle.
Could it be that someone squeezed me dry while I was sleeping?
Wonder Woman Biography
I’m Diana, known as Wonder Woman. My favorite thing to do is to fly bad guys to the wall in front of the little girls and soar the blood or evaporate the enemy to ashes (maybe a good hat), and then Tell the little girl: "You can be anyone", ah, I'm really amazing.
Babble babble babble aunty
Yes, you heard that right. This piece of music is my exclusive soundtrack. Since my theme song in bvs became popular, the soundtrack has been trying to replicate that success. Unfortunately, although Hans Zimmer often fishes , I can't touch porcelain casually.
Babble babble babble aunty
You may have noticed that my theme tone often appears. According to incomplete statistics, this melody appears in the film ten or twenty times. Every action scene only needs to be shot to me, no matter what the soundtrack is at that time, it will Immediately cut into this babble, this is the most powerful part of my own bgm mother.
Babble babble babble aunty
I am not a family lover. Although I have left Paradise Island for more than 100 years, I never thought about going home often. Wolf Bao said in front of me how many members of my clan had been slaughtered, and I had to pretend to be The distressed look, cheated it to haha.
Babble babble babble aunty
Although there are many little boys who like me, and even often yy, I am arrogant and I don't just take care of it, let alone let a little boy lie on my body and smile at him or something.
Babble babble babble aunty
Oh, yes, I seem to be dead in the future. There are coins in my eyes, which are bribes to the underworld boatman Charon. There are ghosts with coins in their eyes in "Annabel 3". If you say my heroine will go Will there be a market for acting in horror movies?
But let’s push the horror movie first. I recently collaborated with Amy Hammer, the ogre, in "The Tragedy on the Nile", which is about to be released. Amy Hammer is quite entertaining for acting this kind of pervert, I don't know why.
Babble babble babble aunty
Flash Biography
My name is Barry Allen, and I am known as the Flash. My specialty is eating sausage pizza, running, telling jokes, and seeing a woman love a woman.
For example, I saw a girl named Iris smiling at me at the beginning, and then Chunxin sprouts, she happened to be in a car accident and flew up, I ran to catch her, just saw sausage in the air, you Do you think I can do multiple choice questions? Adults are of course "I want it all".
But when I saw the heroine, I was forgotten by Iris. Even when I was digging the grave, I was thinking about whether the heroine would like me. After all, the heroine was with me before. The stranger with Steve's heart is sharing the same bed. If Steve is on my body...wait for me to wipe my saliva.
I have a dad who participated in the Vietnam War, shook hands with the president, and prevented the destruction of the world, but now he can only chat with me in jail. He has always hoped that I will not spend money to study the law to bail him out, because in the new In the "Flash" movie, he will not continue to participate due to schedule reasons, so it is better to squat in prison to explain.
Because I don’t know how to fight monsters, I can only serve as a support when others are fighting. Fortunately, I run with electricity, so I can become a variety of power sources. The moment of my highest light is when the whole world is destroyed by the mother box. Everyone is fast, even surpassing the speed of light, allowing time to reverse and saving the world.
But running overloaded makes my hearing a little bit worse. Sometimes when people say no, I hear it as go, so just don’t say that there is something when you see me next time. Just pay for it and thank you. I just save the world.
Steel Bone Biography
I am a steel bone, and this world is sick and incomplete.
Why is it morbid, because everyone doesn’t look at the road when driving? In "Shazam", the villain’s parents don’t look at the road when they drive. You don’t look at the road when the Flash’s girlfriend drives, and don’t look at the road when you see my mother driving. road...
Why is it incomplete? Because everyone’s family is incomplete, the mother of the Sea King and the dragon will not see the head and the tail, Batman has no parents, Superman’s original parents died, and the adoptive father died later, the Flash’s father was locked up in jail, and the heroine father was taken by Ares. I died in a sneak attack. Me, my mother is gone, and soon my father is gone...
So I am very sad. I just miss the days when I played rugby. When playing rugby, time flies very slowly because of slow motion.
I like this kind of slow life very much. It makes me forget that I can fire a nuclear bomb at will and disintegrate the financial system at will.
Oh, by the way, I have time to make A-shares soar for a few days.
Although I have the ability to manipulate finances, my favorite is to give money to the poor. You said where the money comes from. I don’t know this. Maybe another person who is eager to use the money suddenly finds out that there is no money. I can’t control it. , I just need to enjoy the joy of helping others in front of me.
Aquaman's Biography
I’m Arthur. I like to go to the coastal towns in Northern Europe to help fishermen fishing, because I’m too badass, so although I don’t bring my own bgm like a female hero, there will still be girls singing for me and smelling my clothes. ...vomit.
Recently, my eyes are not so good. The seabed I see is quite cloudy. When I miss Wen Ziren, although everyone had to tie up their hair to save money, the seabed is colorful and beautiful.
I basically don't have much output on the battlefield. It's a meat shield at most, but it hurts a bit when I touch someone's back. Don't underestimate me. Of course, the backstab is not always successful, and he didn't move well when he played Superman, and he ran into the Flash directly.
I have a girl I like, called Mela. I heard that after I die, she will take my trident to avenge me. It seems that my emotions are not wrong.
Mela Biography
I’m Mela, because I’m immersed in the sea every day, so it turns out that I have fiery red hair.
It has become like this now.
But it’s okay. No matter how beautiful people dress up, they won’t be ugly, and after I won the lawsuit that I didn’t shit on the bed, I was proud of myself, and even used magic to squeeze the enemy out a lot.
In the future, I will bring two cans of water. This is equipment for using water magic. Do you want to see me use magic? Then you have to launch another #ReleaseTheSnyderVerse# campaign. If it succeeds, I can eat the two ips of Haiwang and Zhenglian.
Joker's Biography
I'm a clown, but I'm not funny, because Batman can tell jokes better than me, sad, ha.
And everyone kept me and asked me to fight Superman. You said that I was obviously a Gotham criminal, and originally shot De Niro and kicked little Hallie. Why should I be singled out with Superman, but several people voted unanimously. I am a vanguard in the fight against superpowers, so I have no choice but to rely on them.
Martian Hunter Biography
Before Zach said I was a Martian hunter, I didn't even know that I was a Martian hunter.
The ghost knows what psychological trauma I have suffered. I work happily in the Pentagon every day. I have to pretend to be helpless when encountering dangerous things. In the body of steel, I decided to give Superman to Zod. After all, you gods Fighting, I'm afraid I'll be over if I don't get a hot sight.
But it's okay. Compared to saving the world, it is obviously more important for Louis Lane to cheer up and become a reporter again. By the way, he can still use it twice.
The world needs you, Louis.
I just want to watch the show.
Alien Green Lantern Biography
Anyway, I changed a hammer in the theater version, and now I can only use lights or lasers.
Hey, ring, why did you stop in front of Darkside, didn't he, does he have any qualifications?
Zheng Kai's Biography
Shanghai United: Forbearance for several years, without a word, the final winner is the last laugh. Bottom line: seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, stay in troubled times, and kill the boss in charge of the Krypton spacecraft. Horizontal batch: make a fortune in silence
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