Absolute Quotes

Isabel 2021-10-20 17:27:36

I think I've made it perfectly clear. If everything else falls apart, maybe.

What a fox.

Wiener

I couldn't believe it. She knew my name. Some of my best friends don't know my name.

All the way .

Catch me back at school.

They see me in a whole new light.

What exactly are we looking at here?

Franks and beans.

Bactine

What were you thinking?
Let's just say the kid limber.

High way rest areas

Time, she's up.

Foofy and woofy.

I'm in a slump. I'm in trouble.

You're truly a glass-is-half-empty boy.

Each day is better than the next.

You got a bump in the road and you gave up?

I'm the kind of guy who shoot from the ship. I want you to level with me
.

Did you knock the skirt up? Did you knock the skirt up?

Real piece of work. Really great.

Looks like you really cleared up your act.

--I don't drink any more.
--Yeah, you don't drink any less. Right?
--19 months I've been straight.
--Is that right? Good for you.
--It's hard at first . But I'm there. I'm there. Alky,

booze,
Cokehead, coke candy, drugs--

Does he bite?
--Nips.

You gotta bend a little. Or believe me, you're gonna break.

I don 't wanna fall off the wagon. I don't want my old addiction (tobacco and alcohol) to recur.

Tight little package: affirmative.

Creeps

I'll hook up with Warren.

Self-employed

Dream it off. Stop daydreaming.

Cut the crap. Stop talking nonsense.

What's that supposed to mean?
It means you change you mind too much.

He would have popped the question a long time ago.

To hell with Brett. I've got a vibrator.

Fucking Healy. You think your shit don't stink . Well, I got news for you. You are right. I was uptight.

Here comes the money shot. 好戏上演。

First chink in the armor. 大失所望

She is really something else. God.

I guess she packed on a few pounds over the years.

Four kids. Three different guys. But no rock. No marriage.

Pain. Pain. Pain. Ain't that just love's name.

--I still wanna look her up.
--Who? Roller pig? Are you nuts? Fat woman.

Sumo culture. Sumo culture.

--So what's your name?
--Pat Healy.
--So wanna know mine? --I
already know it. Mary.

Dipshit Stupid You already put a fucking nick (scratch) in my piano.
Are you fading? You wimping out on me? Are you going to retreat?
wimp

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Extended Reading
  • Alfonso 2021-10-20 19:02:24

    The plot layout is too complicated, but it's still interesting. I really like the two singers who appear anytime, anywhere! The soundtrack is also super good~~~Cameron Diaz looks really perfect at that time~Ben Stiller is still small SEXY in it~Ha, I recognized Sarah Silverman~ I like True Love Is Not Nice

  • Hellen 2022-04-22 07:01:03

    A very light-hearted weekend comedy for young couples to watch together. The plot is not very special, but there is a lot of joy and warmth, and it will definitely make the girl smile and cry. Diaz in 1998 was as brilliant as a bunch of gerbera, radiant and pleasing to the eye, although not impeccable beauty, but invincible youthful vitality, coupled with slender body and beautiful calves... tsk tsk...

There's Something About Mary quotes

  • Magda: The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker.

  • Mary: Who needs him? I've got a vibrator!