There is a straightforward film nomenclature in this world. For example, when you see "Jaws", you know that you are going to see a big-gilled shark biting the butt, and when you see "Batman" you know that there is a man wearing a bat-shaped pull-wind cloak. Muscular man saves the world. Then the same reason is overturned, it’s not the derivation. When we saw the word "Alien" we were still bored chewing popcorn to buy tickets, and we knew what we were going to do in the cinema.
Nonsense, look at the monster.
So sometimes I have to admire the cunning of movie directors. For example, Ridley Scott, an old fox, has worked so hard to get everyone's setting and background together for the plot of the first part, but they have given the movie the name of ancient Greek mythology instead of Like a hereditary aristocrat, he tattooed the famous Alien Prequel on his forehead. I think I was quite fascinated by the director at the beginning. The director must have a very profound philosophical core to extend the obscure metaphors of Greek mythology thousands of years ago to compose a magnificent and poignant space opera The kind of ideological dick!
I was wrong. The only reason for people to change their name should be that the whole movie took more than two hours and the last 30 seconds to covertly see the front face of a mini alien, but they just don’t call the alien prequel so even if they are not satisfied with it. You can't slap the director with the soles of your shoes across the screen!
You won, old fox.
Since there are no aliens, the only element that can comfort me is probably to create the illusion of "I'm still watching the aliens, but the aliens haven't appeared yet. Waiting for him to come out will surely make my eggs fly up and lululululululululululululululululululululululululululululu. , It's probably the following one.
That's right, Yi is a must-have in every episode, the director's beloved, and the trinity of the gods of the whole universe and the unity of the six gods.
Starting from the first episode of Alien, Bian Bian Bian Ren hereinafter referred to as the little bitch is the most colorful movement in the movie. The level of annoying is about the same as that of an Android phone that has nothing to do with wifi and downloads the hottest single of The Legend of Phoenix and broadcasts it to you a hundred times in surround sound at three o'clock in the middle of the night. Maybe the director himself was shocked at conceiving the character of such a horribly weeping little bitch, so as long as the little bitch starts to commit a bitch, he will inevitably be violently beaten by the queen in the movie, and finally choked off his head and shot. (Hey) The ground is all over, but fortunately, he sucked his saliva and continued to talk nonsense like a mentally retarded one. So when I got to Prometheus, when I saw my male god running to act as a biochemical man, I knew something was wrong. When I saw this movie and it was introduced, I knew it was a jujube cake. NS.
From now on I want to talk about "you see this is my favorite male god!", people will not pick up "Oh Yi has played a lot of literary films" or "Oh Yi is the actor of Venice" or simply "Oh Yi's" The bird is really big, and the butt is so cute
. ” Such a remarkably light-sensitive face with golden comments, but very tacitly said one world, one dream—— “Oh, I ’m the Prometheus so cheap. I can’t be cheap and beastie.”
(Now it’s too late for the fans to turn black. ==+)
But I have to admit that this series is so beautiful because of the shining and heat generation of the bitches. Seeing my male god ( Before) humming a small song with a little cat stepping upside down, the brisk guilty will whisper secretly, hoping that he will succeed!
Don't touch David here, don't touch David there-who are you, are you my mother? I just want to touch you and hit me.
David, how is my dad? David will tell my dad what he said-Oh, even if you are a daughter, I don’t want to tell you, because your dad just doesn’t like you and I am his favorite hee hee.
David, my husband is dead, David, my faith has collapsed, I’ve fallen to the bottom, oh oh-don’t cry and dig, listen to me, the road of life is like this, it’s twists and turns, there’s no lower limit, now I’m telling you oh actually in your stomach Just pregnant with a little monster or your husband’s posthumous child will burst your belly into piu and get out to eat your meat. Now, do you feel better? Hehehe.
Damn it! Damn it! Tell you to hee hee hee! If you have money, you must order a spanking at home every day! Happiness! Happiness!
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