Except for the aura of Guoman, this is totally a bad movie

Jeffry 2022-01-24 08:04:30

This film review was written on July 30. At that time, the rating was 8.8. Today is October 15th. The rating has dropped to 8.5. From the time it was first released, you have to be anonymous when you write a negative review. A bunch of fanatic personal attacks (a lot of comments that scolded me for traitorous mothers were deleted by my report), and now the comments supporting me are more than verbal abuse. It’s not happy, but gratified that more and more rational voices appear

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I think Nezha is about the same level as Catch Monster. This quality is praised as the light of the country, and the score is too high. It is not bad for people. In other words, you are superior, you admire foreigners, and you have the bones in the egg.

In fact, I went through the short reviews of Nezha, the bad reviews are not too small, and the number of likes of many bad reviews is not low, even the current long review is the first one.

It’s just being blown up now, and it’s tied up with Guoman, national pride, so that some people who want to make negative comments dare not speak, dare not post to Moments, dare not discuss it publicly.

I think that the success of Nezha is the damage to the National Comic-I don't want to see this stuff in the next one, and I don't want my children to watch this stuff in the future!

In order to prove that I am not black for the sake of blackness, I clearly write down the reasons why I don’t like Nezha. You can disagree with my point of view, but please don’t tag me that I am deliberately discrediting national comics with prejudice.

It’s not that I’m picking the bones in the egg, but this movie is all the bones

There are slight spoilers below

First. Nezha ugly, ok no problem. Actually I can accept different styles

But Nezha’s style is too inconsistent with those of Li Jing and Ao Bing. It’s ugly, yes, the key is ugly and disharmonious. There is a feeling of deliberate innovation for the sake of ugliness.

This is really not made by the Monster Hunting team? ? ?

Nezha looks like this
Li Jing and his wife look like this
People look like this

Three different face shapes and styles, don’t you feel awkward?

It is also an animated film with a unique style. The protagonist of Dog Island is also ugly, but the style of painting is unified and harmonious.

And when it comes to ugliness, in fact, it is the real Taiyi who really makes me feel ugly. The image of fat head, big ears and greasy rosacea is really disgusting to me. With the words and behavior, this person is actually Nezha’s master. , It is incomprehensible

Taiyi is a complete harlequin.

Some people say that Taiyi was originally a god in Sichuan, so speaking in dialect is not a big deal.

Well, it seems to make sense, but in film and television works, what language is used has its purpose. In this film, Taiyi speaks in dialect, and anyone with a discerning eye can see that there is only one purpose: to make fun, to be grounded. gas.

Not out of human needs

This is different from many realistic or funny movies, such as Wang Baoqiang and Huang Bo, who often use dialects to appear real and unpretentious, highlight the simplicity of the characters, and make the movies more realistic. Dialect pronunciation, I think it is very good. Because in those cases, dialects are part of the human setting, which helps us understand the human setting.

But in Nezha, is it necessary for Taiyi to speak Sichuan dialect? In addition to being funny, speaking Sichuan dialect is helpful to the people of Taiyi?

second. I can't appreciate the jokes piled up from shit, urine, old stalks and rotten stalks.

If Nezha represents national comics, does that mean that Chinese animation people and Chinese audiences are generally so vulgar? It's really scary to think about it

In the first five minutes of Nezha, I wanted to escape from the movie theater. Taiyi’s inexplicable Sichuan dialect, vulgar image, and uncreative fighting. You can almost predict the next after one action, and every line can be expected. Is it a tribute to vibrato vulgar videos? The tone of the whole movie was set in the first five minutes, and then I watched it patiently, but I just kept tolerating it.

Humor is a clever form of expression. The humor in this film is not clever at all, on the contrary, it is full of vulgarity.

What year is the old stalker of beating people or not?

Fingerprint unlocking is really funny

Then there are sissies, streaking, pigs, stuttering, drinking snot, father-in-law, farting, kicking crotch. . . The vulgar stalks one after another, endlessly disgusting me

Do you think burning crotch is funny? Just imagine, if this picture is changed to a live version, a child burns an uncle’s crotch, it’s not disgusting.

In fact, vulgarity can be divided into superior and inferior. You can see that Deadpool and Gintama have a lot of vulgar stalks, but they have a deep inner core to support them. If the inner core can move people, vulgarity becomes self-deprecating instead of mocking people, vulgarity. The contrast with the profound will make the vulgar more laughable, and the profound and touching. The most typical one is Gintama, you cry when you smile

The core of comedy is tragedy, almost one meaning.

And Nezha is vulgar on the surface without a core throughout, purely to attract eyeballs and make jokes and vulgar, full of prejudice and ridicule of physical defects, only letting go, not taking it back, makes people feel uncomfortable.

(Later I saw an interactive video about the Return of the Great Sage. The three people stood and peeed. They couldn't get the laugh, and you wouldn't be able to create it unless you pee on the whole thing???

Is there something weird in Nezha’s main creative team? Who on earth made the decision to add these materials?

If the dumplings are added by yourself, then I advise dumplings, don't think about the script for yourself in the future. Even a good actor is not necessarily a good director. If you think that you can do animations by yourself, you will die. Don’t think that you have done everything, thinking that you are Li Ronghao.

Seeing what the online public relations manuscripts say has polished the script for 6 years, and made a script of this level in 6 years, still have the face to talk about it?

I even suspect that the creator is a bit genital worship

third. People can't love you, there is not a lovely person in the whole movie

Nezha is totally a bear child, hitting people, teasing children, being rude to his parents and teachers, and burning down the village. I know that Nezha is the Devil Boy and he should be like this, but I still think it is too much. I can't love Nezha like this.

You want to say that Nezha is a good person deep in his heart. I don’t deny this. But the fact that Nezha did in the movie is that Nezha did so much evil, and neither he nor his parents apologized for all the evil he did. .

From the beginning to the end, others are sorry Nezha, huh

When bullying other children, it's not what bullying is, and I don't find it funny at all. People just laugh at you verbally, and it is justified and reasonable, but you directly want to kill you.

Chasing Yasha burned the village, without any apology, his dad still wanted to rehabilitate him.

What is Nezha's persona? Don't accept fate? So when he abandoned himself and indulged himself earlier, was he fighting for his destiny? What did he do to fight against fate? Has he practiced seriously? Does he really want to be a good person? What effort did he put in?

When the thunder struck down behind, suddenly my life was left to me.

And also said a line that made me feel incomprehensible

Other people's opinions are bullshit

But for most of the whole film, Nezha is very concerned about other people's opinions. Why does the transformation suddenly complete when the lightning strikes down and say that other people's opinions are bullshit? The transformation was completed without any warning? So what have you been expressing so long ago?

This kind of unprepared Zhong Er lines is too embarrassing

Li Jing

To the people, for the sake of the sons, not to the people, without a sense of responsibility.

For Nezha, there is indeed a deep love, but at the same time there is concealment and indulgence, the companionship and guidance are not enough and deep enough, and they have not fulfilled their responsibilities as a parent.

The scene where Mrs. Yin and Nezha kicked the shuttlecock was completely spoiled rather than loving. Your son would not hesitate to hurt his mother's body for the pleasure of kicking the shuttlecock. No matter the noses and faces of the people in the family are swollen, you are still coaxing to accompany you! Do you think this kind of maternal love is very good and great?

Don't tell me that Nezha is ignorant and can't see that his mother is uncomfortable. Nezha teases the child and runs away several times. It shows that Nezha is already a very mature and delicate child. So in this clip, Nezha only reveals selfishness and disregard for others. Well, it explains why Nezha has become a violent child, because his mother was educated in this way, pure indulgence.

By the way, Mrs. Yin's dubbing and lines are also quite dramatic, the broken thoughts of mother-child dialogue, inexplicable jokes and deliberately brisk tone, I thought I was watching a funny video dubbing of 100,000 cold jokes, a little bit I didn’t feel the true feelings. All the conversations with Nezha were to coax the children and had no educational significance. Except for the section in the middle, I felt a little touched by Nezha’s thoughts, and the other lines were very embarrassing.

Apart from their unconditional love, Li Jing and his wife have no personal charm of their own. This so-called love floats on the surface, I don’t approve it, and I’m not touched.

Here is a comparison with Spider-Man. Aunt May and Uncle Ben are not very impressive. The significance of growing up to Spider-Man is not just unconditional love. Uncle Ben rarely appears in movies, but he leaves that famous sentence. The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility

(I'm not talking about the Marvel version of Spider-Man, thank you)

Taiyi real person

Such an irresponsible god is not worthy to be a god, okay, fat head, big ears, lazy alcoholism, IQ in a hurry, unstable in doing things, the master told him that he can't do everything well, or that he doesn't have a thing in this drama done. . . Does he deserve to be Nezha's mentor? He's not good at being a nanny

To be honest, what are the advantages of real Taiyi? Compared with Shen Gongbao, he has only one advantage that he is not a bad person. Well, the setting determines that he is not a bad person, nothing more.

His teaching of Nezha can be said to have been learned by him in terms of kung fu. In terms of concepts, did he teach Nezha to resist his destiny? Is there a good guide for Nezha to be kind? I only see irresponsible nonsense like coaxing a child, no love at all

Let’s compare Spider-Man. The old version of Spider-Man has Aunt Mei and Uncle Ben. The Marvel version arranges Spider-Man with Iron Man as a mentor. How does Iron Man guide Spider-Man and how does Marvel bind two characters at the same time. Set up by people, understand naturally after seeing

Some people commented that I watched too many personal heroism movies so I couldn’t understand Nezha, huh, personal heroism? Do you know what personal heroism is?

Let’s take an example for comparison. The people in Nezha are so stupid that they even kneel down to Nezha (no idea what they are kneeling). In the classic train scene in Spider-Man 2, Peter fainted and was in the carriage. The citizens of New York rescued him together, and they stepped forward to stand in front of him when Dr. Octopus came over.

Which is more personal heroism?

By depicting the stupidity of the common people to set off Nezha, you all bought it for such an inferior method, but instead accused me of admiring personal heroism and being unreasonable.

Why do I always mention Spider-Man, because Spider-Man also talks about youth growth, hesitation, and affection. There are many parts about love and responsibility. Spider-Man is a manga brother for no reason. This character is well-formed. This fullness refers not only to the single role of Peter Parker, but also to the whole united by the various supporting roles around him and countless small events. Therefore, his image is three-dimensional, with antecedents and consequences.

(Commenting a bunch of people scolded me, Marvel fans Chongyang foreigners look down on domestic production, do whatever you want, buckle your hat, I have a clear conscience)

In Chinese culture, there is a teacher and a father. Those are two mountains. For Nezha, he has a teacher, a father, and a mother.

If you want to create a complete Nezha role and deeply describe his growth and changes, you have to set up the people around him, and then Nezha’s character set can be established logically. A good supporting role makes good achievements. The protagonist. But nothing stands up in this film, and none of the characters are three-dimensional.

Ao Bing

To be honest, Ao Bing's setting is a bit interesting. He has more things on his back than Nezha, and he is more aggrieved and stressed than Nezha. It's a pity that you wrote that you want to save people, kill everyone, and die with Nezha, always changing suddenly and ruining this character.

I said, can you be a little more serious about your creation? A good movie, every character should have its own beauty, but Nezha only wants to make a light-hearted animation, in the end only light-hearted (no), there is no character worthy of respect in the whole film

I just said directly, no matter what the technology and the screen are, your screenwriting ability is not up to the standard, so this person wants to be a Conferred Universe with his skills? I'm not optimistic anyway

The three views are the foundation of the movie. This Nezha, to me, is totally incompatible with the three views. The core of this movie is something I can’t agree with.

I thought of the traditional Nezha. Li Jing would kill him. Nezha would never commit suicide directly. Daddy, give you back your flesh and blood! I think that setting is more burning, really shocking

Of course you have to adapt it, you can also

I’m not opposed to the adaptation, but you didn’t tell the story well

fourth. I don’t think the pictures you blow up are any good.

When Taiyi was fighting with Nasha in the first five minutes, I felt that the entire color scheme and art production were very general. I don’t know how many animations you guys have watched.

The picture in the picture of Qiankun Sheji, which was blown up in the middle, is even worse. The color scheme is garish, there is no sense of design, and lack of imagination.

Sitting on a lotus flower and drifting on the water column, isn't this the most basic imagination of ordinary people putting together the most basic elements of wonderland? Flowers, ponds, and trees are all ordinary, so where are they beautiful? ? ? To be honest, this scene is similar to the village in Kung Fu Panda, right?

The stacking of various wonderland elements

Let’s talk about the creativity, art, technology, Spider-Man Parallel Universe, Isle of Dogs, Coco, which one doesn’t kill Nezha. Yes, Nezha’s production has made a lot of progress compared to the previous Guoman, but is it worth your blows? For a movie that doesn’t even have three views, no matter how good the picture is, it’s just a virtual appearance. Besides, I think the picture is just normal.

Even if the picture is okay, it can only be regarded as a beautifully presented pile of baba

I still remember the story of Coco Dreaming and Traveling, the storytelling is great, the protagonist of coco, how well portrayed the growth and family, I have watched coco for so long, and now I think of it, I am very moved. Let’s take a look at Nezha, ha ha ha, forget it, it’s not fair to compare it with coco level

I just want to say that Nezha is far from being blown up by so many people, even I think Nezha is not even enough to pass, I might as well watch the old version of the animation Nezha Naohai

My overall evaluation: The picture has improved technically, but the aesthetics is still very general. As a film, the plot, the character, the lines, the three views, and the conception all fail.

So I think that after removing the halo of Guoman, the film itself

Just a bad movie

The comments and scolding me throughout the whole article are what I think I think, because even though I hate Nezha, I think Nezha is a bad film, but I still understand that this film review is my personal subjective. Feeling expression, I don’t impose my personal opinion on you

I also said that I didn’t write objectively enough. It’s a laugh. Let me show you what is objective and subjective:

Nezha has dark circles under the eyes. This is objective

I think Nezha's dark circles are ugly. This is subjective.

Understand? May I ask how to write film reviews that are not subjective?

The comments made me firmly believe that Nezha is a bad movie

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Extended Reading
  • Hailee 2022-01-24 08:04:30

    Huo Ran, meaning to look like fire. Much better than the Great Sage. Ice and fire. Don't abuse (let's grow up and then abuse, let's have a good childhood first), laugh from the beginning to the easter egg, kick the shuttlecock and move. Ugly loves it. Wait for the second screen of the cinema. 3D remember to bring your glasses~ fire, fire a little nezha

  • Haven 2022-03-15 09:01:10

    "If you fail, your work becomes benevolence", "The Self-cultivation of Immortals", "Shen Gonggong", oral and external application are all the same antidote...Laughing to death in front; pointing Jiangshan pen, Yingqi Ao Bing, pig nose rewinding device... Various divine pens in the middle; "The prejudice of the human heart is a big mountain, and you are the only one who has the final say", the life and death in front of your parents... At the end, I was moved to tears. Mom’s personality is more three-dimensional. Dad Li Jing told Nezha that your true identity is actually..., for fear that he would say an "egg". This is what this unremarkable but hard-hearted film can do. thing. Combining funeral force and burning together, no one looks handsome in front of Nezha! Locked in this year's best domestic animation.