I won’t talk about the old routines, such as Yuan Heping’s reincarnation as director, Jay Chou, who still thinks he is very stinky, and (three hundred and twenty-seven words are omitted here). The old routines can’t beat me at all, and the one who really gave me a big punch is Du Zhilang. Although he has such a slurred name, our screenwriter Du is an out-and-out beauty, the so-called femme fatale. , A heavy punch she gave me directly knocked me off the giant's shoulders to the ground, and knocked me under the ground, leaving a herringbone pit.
Why our Du Mei is so powerful, this may not be known to anyone except her, I can only guess:
one. Du Meiren doesn’t make a vase, he wants to be a screenwriter. He wants to be a wonderful work in the screenwriting world. Not only is his appearance beautiful, but the movie has to be superior. There is never a secret that can’t be told, from Huo Yuanjia to the murderer Su Qi’er. The exception is missing waist, only upper body and lower body, but no waist, and I think that whether it is a movie or a beauty, the small waist that involves the whole body is undoubtedly the most attractive place, but our Du Meiren is the first in the screenwriting world. The cut method has opened an epoch-making new era for the film screenwriter industry! What is a breakthrough? A breakthrough is innovation. To create something unprecedented and unheard of, only then will it be popular, only the box office, and then someone will go to Google (oh, no, Google has withdrawn, it should be Baidu), and only then will the media go to interview. Only when more people realized Du Meiren's beautiful face.
two. Du Meiren is actually Jay Chou’s new girlfriend. From unspeakable secrets to the theme song of Fearless, in Dao Su Qier, Jay Chou’s few movies actually have three direct or indirect collaborations with our Du Meiren. , I think this kind of speculation is reasonable.
three. Take a look at Du Meiren’s first few plays:
"Secrets That Can’t Be Said", this is really TND can’t say, it just leaves me speechless, everyone who has seen it should know why they can’t say it. Give viewers who want to remember their first love a chance to sweat their backs, Liao Zhai? "Fearless", Jet Li said this is his last martial arts film, but I am sorry that this movie did not close the door of our JET LI, "Murder", I searched the Internet by myself, and someone scolded me more fiercely. "Wolf's Disaster"? My God, this is a disaster in itself. I just can't figure out why such a screenwriter can ask her to do one after another in movies. Is there such a shortage of people in the screenwriting world? Oh, by the way, there is a lack of beauty in the screenwriting world. These days, the unspoken rules of actors are too tight, and the screenwriting world may be relaxed! If such a speculation holds, then there is hope for this year's college girls.
Four. No matter how beautiful Du Mei is, she is still a woman after all. He also loves shopping, buying clothes, and going to supermarkets. One day, when she was visiting Wal-Mart, she saw the crowds in the beverage area, and she went to join in the fun. The result was Wal-Mart's fruit orange. Buy one get one free, buy a large bottle, and get a small bottle. Du Meiren was deeply inspired and felt that movies could also be shot in the same way. So there was Su Qier. Buy one get one free, and buy a ticket to watch two movies. Great value, great value!
If part of the above speculation is true, then I am convinced that I was defeated. I was destined to have a bruised nose and swollen face because of the profound internal skills of the Sumerians. I have not recovered yet. I don’t know if this is my epitaph.
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