Zhang Ailing’s "A Dream of Genius"
"I found that I can't cut apples. After hard work, I learned how to mend socks. I'm afraid of going to the barbershop, afraid of seeing customers, afraid of trying clothes for the tailor. Many people I tried to teach me to knit woolen yarn, but none of them succeeded. I lived in a room for two years and asked me where the electric bell was. I was still at a loss. I took the rickshaw to the hospital every day for injections. I still didn’t know that one for three months. Road. [All in all, in the real society, I am a waste.]
My mother gave me two years to learn to adapt to the environment. She taught me food; wash with soap powder; practice walking posture; look at people; light up lights Then remember to close the curtains; look in the mirror to study facial expressions; if you don’t have a humorous genius, don’t tell jokes.
[In terms of common sense in dealing with people, I show amazing stupidity.] My two-year plan is a failed experiment. My thoughts are out of balance, and my mother’s painful warning hasn’t had any impact on me."
"There is a part of the art of life that I can’t appreciate. I know how to look at "Qiaoyun in July", listen to the bagpipe of the Scotsman, and enjoy it. Wicker chairs in the breeze, eating salted peanuts, admiring the neon lights on the rainy night, and reaching out from the double-decker bus to pick the green leaves on the top of the tree."
【When there is no one to hand over, I am full of joy of life. But I can't overcome this biting little trouble in one day. 】
Life is a gorgeous robe, full of fleas.
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