Superman finally no longer wears his underwear

Allison 2022-03-21 09:01:12

Batman is still using panties...the

trend has changed in recent years. The superheroes who used to carry tanks, pick up planes and chase missiles together played a little fresh, one by one wearing brightly colored tights with eggs, looking bright and sad at a 45-degree angle to the sky. "Although I am tall and handsome, I will save the earth in one year. I brought it 365 times, but I'm really so lonely and empty and so cold" (please

say this in Qiongyao's dialect) Batman is like this, Spiderman is like this, even Iron Man is like this. It's okay for you all to eat sad ecstasy, but don't follow the ass, Superman!

You want to have the most authentic American superhero: the most capable, the freshest uniform, the most hairspray, the least sister paper (the whole series only has one conscience), the most white-collar worker, the most white-collar worker, the most disguised , Looks most like Cary Grant. There are three good students and four young people, but always great and glorious. If you go to The Voice as a coach, it must be the villager Blake (it seems something is wrong), suddenly on the stage the guitar twists and raises the hips and poses a nasty pose...
If you don’t know you, it’s trembling. Two shakes are fine, but I really knew you when I was wearing my underwear, so you took off the underwear and pretended to be a literary youth. I really can’t control the fact that I want to confuse your face with potato chips ( Think about it again, forget it with such a handsome face)! Bring Clark's simple flavor back, bastard! Who are you? ! What's the matter with Cos Superman if there is a hole in the chin? I really want to eat the original flavor of the country! ! !

There are many ways to "humanize" superheroes. The romance and sense of humor in the earlier version of "Superman" have become "standard equipment" that can stand the test of time and region. Old bottles, new wines and old bridges want to have new ways to play, and this is what we want to have fun. You have to follow Batman in the dark!
This time is great, not even a cold joke! The whole audience didn't laugh, let me go! No laughing point is a big taboo of sex movies, there is no emotional ups and downs at all! I can't feel it easy, so I can't mention it when I'm nervous.
It doesn't matter that Lois's image can be thinner, anyway, the emotional scene is only the scene and there is no emotion. I rolled my eyes when Amy was holding my little brother and nibbling—Director, have you ever watched "Superman"? The emotional aspect of these two people is also the place where the heroine's personality is most visible, that is, she fell in love with the ordinary Clark, who doesn't like the superhero? The ultimate fantasy of having sex while flying. Lois, who made the tide of the American women's liberation movement, has become an ordinary super girl... Has the United States recently become popular again for brainless sweet girls or what?

While we were still wondering how the Superman series could be made more ugly than "Superman Returns", Zack Snyder has found a secret: first let Superman pretend to be literary and fresh, and then find an inappropriate soundtrack master and not give it. If you are paid, the great work is over! ohyeah!
It wasn't until the Superman theme music that could be used with the American national anthem sounded. I realized that this film originally had a soundtrack master. But where have you been before, master? You didn't even come out to wave your hand to the audience even when Dad Sang left such an important moment of bloody! ! ! Coupled with the cheating hand-held photography-either you should make a "private" feeling of following the record, or don't shake it, don't you know that this is 3D? The whole movie is over! Complete! No! have! Affection! thread! ! ! How important BGM is to a sex movie, this movie can be used as a negative teaching material! Remember to pay the soundtrack master next time, dear! Can it be deducted from the photographer Fu? Anyway.
There are also two fathers, Sang and the big boss, you guys are actually rushing over to explore the troupe on other sets, but they were caught by the director. There is no way to play soy sauce. Three people, you can still have facial paralysis a little bit, it doesn't matter, our audience can understand.

Finally, PS, when the film’s various childhood, adolescence, and adulthood flashbacks flashed back "I'm so empty, so lonely, so cold", I complained in my heart, "Do you want to chase Nolan so hard". As soon as the subtitles came out, Mud Girl Nolan really had a chance to write the script! So I don’t know if I want to congratulate myself on my eyesight, or complain about Nolan: Hey, do you really only write this routine? !

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  • Elsa 2022-03-25 09:01:05

    I don't see that it's Schneider and Nolan's films, it's more like selling copies. The lethality is basically on the surface, the vision is very spectacle, but with clumsiness, a hundred sentences of family and country are not as moving as the one sentence "How dare you threaten my mother". The most recognizable is the soundtrack by Hans Zimmer. Henry Cavill finally looked handsome. IMAX will magnify the advantages. It could have been better. . .

  • Newell 2022-03-25 09:01:05

    I have a hunch that the second story is going to imitate "Batman's Prequel: The Dark Knight"-he is their savior and their sinner, and then he falls into entanglement and pain, shuttles between light and darkness.

Man of Steel quotes

  • Clark Kent at 13: Can't I just keep pretending I'm your son?

    Jonathan Kent: You are my son. But somewhere out there you have another father too, who gave you another name. And he sent you here for a reason, Clark. And even if it takes you the rest of your life you owe it to yourself to find out what that reason is.

  • Superman: [about Earth's people] Why am I so different from them?

    Jor-El: Earth's sun is younger and brighter than Krypton's was. Your cells have drunk in its radiation, strengthening your muscles, your skin, your senses. Earth's gravity is weaker, yet its atmosphere is more nourishing. You've grown stronger here than I ever could have imagined. The only way to know how strong, is to keep testing your limits.