New heights of headshots-the most joyous black humor of the year (tentative)

Hattie 2022-10-28 16:50:11

Except for the black humor to play a new pomp and Uncle Colin to a new height, I just want to shout again-
don't underestimate the importance of the trailer, jerk! ! !
In the ordinary handsome Uncle Colin feature film in the PV, it turns out that every minute of it is called blood squirting, nosebleeds and backflow, unable to hold the five-body cast on the ground, kneeling and licking the ground to a new height! ! !
From the perspective of PV, it is just an ordinary and happy comic-based feature film, but there is no urine and drool all the way (only before the church miracle) and after the miraculous turn, the climax ignited to the screen bursting and it was comparable to the Victoria Harbour Cross. On the National Day in Beijing, the director of Shengshi Pyrotechnics who exhausted the dregs of all human elites, you played the human cleanup plan with black humor so joyously, does Shinji know his dad? ! ! ! (The crowd scene is the last violent version of "Perfume"...)
Manners make man. I have an emotional day. The male god is always the first motivation for learning foreign languages ​​like [From December 23, 2013 to January 20, 2015 No. One "Hobbit" is only half of the original book, but I have finished it in less than ten days after writing totally crazy about Li Dapei] I won't say anything! ! I have to learn how to tune Martini...By the way, it hurts to think of the "Mortdecai" I watched a while ago... You know who you are talking about...
Anyway, the feeling is that Uncle Colin was so handsome before Harry left the game that I couldn't concentrate. Fortunately, watching the plot, it seems that there are not many developments that you can't understand without getting the details... (but I won't notice even if there are...) When it comes to details, the tail ring is what I like most. Seeing this thin circle of bright silver, I can’t help but think of Single Man and gay things, as well as the jokes of the red fruit...directly exponentially increase the classicness of the line in the church...
In fact, after the church change, I once suspected that I would be bored before the end, but the facts strongly proved me wrong more than once! Three heads and one Zhuge Liang, the old balance class friends of the strategic master T and the children of the master output can also work together to save the world! However, although the younger brother really shines after the change (suits make man too), don't really be more like Tomo Ono! ! Incidentally think little brother is also a little like a young mom Nicole (FML thought, "Before I go to sleep," this rotten piece of ...... pity Colin t) ......
suit teenager Man playing style to beat and blood black Fried Chicken After humorously headshot and burst to a new height, everything ended unexpectedly before the little brother, Mommy, and Mom were about to cut to Loli, just like "Waiting for me back" is the flag, there is no surprise... (No, even if it is) Such an obvious flag, but I was really shocked that O mouth can plug the light bulb...)
Then everything goes back to life. Brother, will you still grow taller? QUQ

, accidentally completely ignored the uncle BOSS who is also very cute ... So... Happy Valentine's Day! ! ! Look, headshots~~~

PS. I thought that the teenagers would be very good in the second. I didn’t expect that they were not only sensible and able to play, but the setting of the real second was actually an organization that inherited the name of the round table warrior and finally broke the chief. I surrendered to such a clichéd setting early in the morning... The name "Kingsman: The Secret Service" is also the poster of every time passing by the station. Title...

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Extended Reading

Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • [Arthur grabs a poison fountain pen]

    Arthur: Can you guess...

    [pulls the pen clip back]

    Arthur: ... what this is?

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: I don't have to. Harry showed me. You click it, I die. I thought that brandy tasted a bit shit.

    Arthur: Bravo.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Valentine won you over, somehow.

    Arthur: Once he explained, I understood.

    [Flashback to Arthur's meeting with Valentine]

    Valentine: When you get a virus, you get a fever. That's the human body raising its core temperature to kill the virus. Planet Earth works the same way: Global warming is the fever, mankind is the virus. We're making our planet sick. A cull is our only hope. If we don't reduce our population ourselves, there's only one of two ways this can go: The host kills the virus, or the virus kills the host. Either way...

    [Back to Eggsy and Arthur's conversation]

    Arthur: The result is the same: The virus dies.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: So Valentine's gonna take care of the population problem himself.

    Arthur: Well if we don't do something, nature will. Sometimes, a culling is the only way to ensure that the species survives. And history will see Valentine as the man who saved humanity from extinction.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: And he gets to pick and choose who gets culled, does he? All his rich mates, they get to live. And then when he thinks it's worth saving, he keeps them safe, whether they agree with him or not.

    Arthur: And you, Eggsy. In Harry's honor, I am inviting you to be part of a new world. It's time to make your decision.

    [Long pause]

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: I'd rather be with Harry. Thanks.

    Arthur: So be it.

    [Arthur points the fountain pen and engages the poison. After a few seconds, nothing happens to Eggsy. Arthur suddenly convulses]

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: The problem with us common types is, that we are light-fingered. Kingsman's taught me a lot, but sleight of hand...

    [Flashback shows Eggsy swapping glasses while Arthur is not looking]

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: I had that done already.

    Arthur: You dirty... little fucking prick...

    [Arthur slumps to his death. Eggsy then takes the pen and cuts open the scar behind Arthur's ear to extract the transponder]

  • [Valentine notices the people in the party room looking gloomy]

    Valentine: The fuck's wrong with them?

    Gazelle: I don't know. Could be something to do with the mass genocide.

    Valentine: Give me the mic.

    [Gazelle hands Valentine a microphone. Valentine stands up]

    Valentine: Hey all! Everybody listen up! What the fuck is wrong with you people? I just want to remind you all that today is a day of celebration. We must put aside all thoughts of death, and focus on birth. The birth of a new age. We mustn't mourn the ones who give their lives today. We should honor their sacrifice, and their role in saving the human race. We must put aside doubts and guilt. You are the chosen people. When folks tell their kids the story about Noah's Ark, is Noah the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Is God the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: How about the animals marching two by two?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Of course not! Yeah, that's it! Let's turn those frowns upside down. Eat, drink, and paaaaarty!