I thought I was only writing a movie, and the length should not be as long as the previous one, but when I was writing, I found that there were too many things to resort to. I actually wrote more than 30,000 words eloquently. I hope you can finish it with patience.
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Let's continue the book!
The last book said that at the end of the movie "The Hobbit 2 The Battle of Smaug", the dragon Smaug wrapped him in Ferrero in order to avenge the dwarves and rushed straight to the sleeping town of Long Lake. This flutter is a whole year! Finally, Smaug flew, flew for a year, and finally flew to the town of Long Lake one kilometer away. The film "The Battle of the Five Armies" just like this, in the grievances of fans all over the world who have been waiting for a year to harm the humans in Long Lake Town. In the panic of the imminent disaster, the curtain kicked off-
1. Dragon Slaying
Facing the attack of the evil dragon, the people of Changhu Town flee for their lives, in a daze, looting the treasures, looting the treasures, and they are all in chaos as expected. Mr. Smaug was also very powerful. He did a few low-altitude hovering over Long Lake Town to live up to expectations. He repeatedly psychologically tortured the poor human beings who were already scared and the audience in the movie theater, and finally swooped down at a low altitude that everyone expected. Innocent humans spit out the flames of revenge. The people in Changhu Town are so miserable. They are struggling in the deep and hot water (it is really deep and hot!!!), and they are so miserable that they cannot be described in words. I hate that wealthy mayor Uncle Fried (fans call this veteran actor Uncle Fried, because his surname is Fry, Khan!) in his loyal lackey—the deputy mayor + the helper of the wretched Emperor Alfred. Next, only looking at the treasure of luck and fleeing for their own lives, and did not know how to organize the evacuation of the masses. At this time, the eye-eyed, just and kind-hearted audience all had a foreboding that this greedy mayor who was greedy for life and fear of death was going to have lunch!
Just when the dragons were raging and the people were not living, our great hero Bud escaped from the detention center in a cute way, and rushed directly to the police station's weapons storehouse, and found the weapon he thought he was good at. An ordinary bow and a few poor arrows. Are you kidding me? With such a broken bow and arrow, I also want to challenge the tall dragon ←_←Don’t worry, the good news is ahead. Comrade Bud has gone through hardships and obstacles, climbing high and low on various roofs in a sea of fire, and finally came to the highest point of Long Lake Town-the big bell tower that still stands stubbornly in the sea of fire! Of course, the broken bow and arrow can shoot the undead dragon. Every arrow that Bud shot hits the dragon's skin and it is bounced to nowhere! After Bud shot all the arrows handsomely, Smaug was still alive and well. Just when Bud and the audience showed desperate expressions at the same time, his handsome son, regardless of personal safety, with a big black arrow higher than others, also climbed the big clock tower and fought side by side with his father. What a hero I am, applaud! ! Bud loves his son, and blames his son for not rushing for his life, but has come to such a dangerous frontline? (Seeing here, my eyes are moist for the first time, it is really pitiful for the parents of the world). Of course Dalong noticed that someone was hurting him, and with a light hook with his big dragon claws, the hook was about to fall apart. However, Bard and his son were so destined that they were lucky enough to survive under the director's arrangement. At this time, the evil dragon is probably exhausted by the fire of the first round. With a domineering posture, it crushed several broken human houses that were already burnt and fragile. It was condescending to use the volume of blessing with its own subwoofer. His voice screamed at Bud and all mankind: Bud, you stupid human being brave and brave, you actually want to shoot my invulnerable dragonskin armor with a small broken arrow. Now your son is also coming to die, hehe, I will grill you on skewers and send you to the west together. Just when the dragon was guilty of rumors and old troubles, the Bud and his sons were already in a hurry, and they had set up human bows and arrows on the crumbling clock tower. It's really a stroke of magic, great praise). Dalong is really dying, and when he was talking about tuberculosis, he set aside ample time for Bud to use him 500,000. With eyes with 0 vision, he saw the dragon scale that was shot by his ancestors under the belly of the dragon a few hundred meters away. This was the only fatal weakness of the dragon. Now it's all right, the audience and Bud have seen hope, and the dragon is not far from death. Although Bud’s son was brave, he was a minor after all. He was trembling with fear. Bud encouraged him: Son, look at me, look at me, and go a little further to the left... The two depended on each other, not afraid of danger, and fought side by side. In the face of death, the father gave his son encouragement and courage, and taught him the most precious lesson in life. Bud’s son will really grow into the leader of the rebuilt human valley town in the future , I might have benefited from this baptism of life and death. When I saw this place, my eyes were tearful and I was full of emotions!)
At the critical moment when the big dragon threw his mouth open and deafened, Bud's arrow of justice was finally shot out with a whistling sound under the expectation of the whole world. After all, it is the archer who is famous in China, this is accurate, the big black arrow just plunged deeply into the gap of the big dragon that dropped the dragon scale. The big dragon is also really unlucky. There are hundreds of millions of dragon scales all over his body. Why did he miss such a deadly part? That part is exactly the heart! The dragon behind the arrow was called a miserable one. He lost his balance at once, and his huge body knocked over the bell tower. The Bud and his sons also fell into the lake with the collapsed bell tower (rest assured, they are the protagonists and can't die). The big dragon was dying and struggling to flap his big wings, desperately flying upwards and flying, trying to catch the tail of life, but unfortunately this arrow was too deadly, Yan Wangye desperately summoned to him, and he finally flew to the end of the dragon's life, cute. He spit out the big dragon tongue, and then the light in his eyes and body was lost, and he died tragically in the air, and his huge body fell heavily. What a coincidence, it happened to hit the dumbfounded mayor’s escape boat and drove the mayor directly out of the stage of history, but it was a pity that his boat was treasured. By the way, the death of the dragon contributed to the political power vacuum in Long Lake Town, and Bud’s superiors made a contribution. In this way, there are records of Middle-earth is the last train spike Bad luck, this endangered species in the end is not as Middle-earth material cultural heritage protection has really regret it :( some small
surviving long human Town It's so miserable, the deaths and injuries, the destruction of homes, the loss of wives and ions, the destruction of homes, the death of homes, and the lack of food and drink... How can we live in the days to come!!! Of course, our dragon slayer Bud has become everyone. Praise and respect the great hero who worships. But Bud is truly a good hero in China. He is not afraid of hardships and dangers. He killed the dragon with one arrow and saved the people of Changhu Town from the fire and water. But they don’t want fame and fortune, don’t send them to the door. The title of "king" who came here just wanted to do something for the suffering compatriots. For the treasures piled up in the palace of the dwarves in the Lone Mountain not far away (they didn’t know at this time that all the dwarves had survived, but they only learned about it later. Yes, so the Opponent, who also survived by chance, hinted that Bud would go to Gushan to settle down and seize the treasure), and people just want the gold and silver for them to rebuild their homes. Bud cherishes his family in this way, is kind and noble, brave and upright, and does not love. Gold and silver, a good man who can kill the enemy on horse, and rule the country when off horse (or a handsome male god), is really rare in real life!
The surviving residents of Long Lake Town who lost their homes are really pitiful. The winter has come. Most of them were shivering in the water when they fell into the water, and there was really nowhere to go. Except for the solitary mountain filled with cursed gold and silver, there is only the only place to shelter nearby-the human river valley town that was destroyed by the dragon long ago. Although it has been abandoned for a long time, it has become a dead city, but at any rate there are ruined walls to protect it from wind and rain. So the survivors helped the old and the young, fought the wounded, and took the piglets rescued from the rubble and other poor household belongings, left the former home that was burned down by the dragon, and embarked on a difficult escape journey...
2. The Holy White Council and the Demon Lord Sauron battled
Dol Guldur as a popular science. Dol Guldur is a place in the Middle-earth Continent in Tolkien's works. It is located in the south of the dark dense forest. It is the dark demon. One of the strongholds of King Sauron.
The Holy White Council is an informal deliberative body established by the wise men of Middle-earth to fight against the demon Lord Sauron. The main members are the white-robed wizard Saruman, Gandalf, Lord Elrond, and Lady Galadrell, the queen of the elves. (It is the milk covered by the netizens) and other respected elven lords. In the movie The Hobbit 1, you can see the scene of their meeting in the house of the fairyland-like Elrond Lord Ruiwang Dell.
In the last book, we have mentioned that Grandpa Gandalf left the Dwarf Restoration Tour Group and went to play a copy alone, and went to Dol Gondo to find Sauron who turned into a rudimentary necromancer in front of the big demon. It also turned the necromancer into a bigger eye, and he was also locked in a pig cage. This was added to the movie, not in the original work, but it was added very well and the effect was very shocking. In the movie "The Battle of the Five Armies", this branch of the copy is continued to be filmed in its entirety.
Although Gandalf was imprisoned in a pig cage, his colleagues in the White Council did not abandon him. Gandalf’s colleague, the brown-robed wizard (the dirty old man with a bird’s nest full of bird droppings on his head) uses a technique to transmit sound through the air, secretly protects Gandalf’s life, and at the same time informs the Holy White Council The other main members of the team rushed to Dol Gudo to start rescue operations. Therefore, Gai Nai appeared domineering at this critical time, and everyone first saw one of the magical elf guardian rings in her hand-Shui Jie Nanya (blind the eyes of the fans). After all, Gai Nai is the grandson of the Supreme Elf King of the Noldor tribe. The strongest Elf of Middle-Earth, who was the original author and stamped a seal, raised his hand and threw an atomic bomb as soon as he appeared, blasting the half-orc villain who tried to harm Gandalf into After the powder, the nuclear shock wave swept across Dol Guldur, reaching infinity. The strength to cover the milk was so great that he easily picked up Gandalf, who was dying and weighed at least 180 catties. However, Sauron is not a vegetarian, so he sent out nine ring spirits to make ordinary people feel terrified. Facing the evil things like the ring spirits that are immortal and immortal, they have no choice but to be so powerful as to cover milk. Fortunately, other colleagues from her Saint White Council also arrived in time: Lord Elrond, wearing a golden helmet and golden armor, made a domineering appearance with a sword drawn (Oh, he is so handsome, fans of the Lord must be ecstatic to see this); Saruman, a white-robed wizard who has not yet rebelled against the revolution, also came to domineeringly to help. The members of the Holy White Council are really not built. Elrond and Saruman fought against the nine ring spirits, stamping the ring spirits one by one. Gandalf was not idle, holding Gandalf in distress. In order to save her close comrades-in-arms, Gaiden wakes up Gandalf with a mana-infused kiss of the century (fans are starting to yell again, saying that the green hat on the head of Grandpa Yinshu's husband is heavier. As I said earlier, It’s just a work relationship. Everyone is accumulating virtue!) As Gandalf fought against Sauron before, his vitality was severely injured, Gai Nai handed him over to the brown-robed wizard who rushed to the Bunny tow, and told them to leave as soon as possible. This place is too wicked, or Gandalf will die. Grandpa Gandalf reluctantly took Gandalf’s jade hand and let her go with him (Is this arrangement really suitable? No wonder the fans are thinking about it. I still haven’t understood why Gandalf Want to cover milk and go with him? Where is he going to take her? Fighting is going on in Dol Gudo, when it is really necessary to cover milk, it is inexplicable!) Of course, cover milk will not leave Zheng and the spirits of their lives. His son-in-law Elrond and his 90-year-old grandfather Saruman (Grandpa LEE who played Saruman was 92 years old at the time, it was not easy!), showing a scary face "scare away" the brown-robed wizard and Gandalf.
Elrond and Grandpa Saruman worked so hard to get rid of the ring spirits. They didn’t expect the real big boss Sauron to call out, symbolizing Sauron’s big magic eye dazzling. The powerful flames blasted the broken wall and debris in front of everyone to shatter. The black eyes of the big magic eye are the human form of Sauron. The big BOSS is too powerful. The big magic eye fully supports the entire IMAX big screen. The nine ring spirits that were poked a few seconds ago also floated in that big eye unscathed, flashing like Elrond. The lord couldn't get up anymore, and Grandpa Saruman was so scared that he almost couldn't open his eyes. She still has the most tenacious fighting will. In order to save Gandalf, she has injured part of her internal strength, but she still stood up tenaciously, holding up the perfume bottle containing the "Elandil Light" in her hand, and began to zoom in on the move. . (The origin of "Erandil's Light" is too complicated, let's go to save your mother. In the Lord of the Rings movie, Gai Milk gave this precious perfume bottle as a gift to those who passed by her home to complete the operation of the Ring Frodo, Frodo later used it to fight the big spider) But the image of milk-covering here is so scary, from the white clothes fluttering and beautiful, to a ragged, black-haired, black-eyed beggar girl. The ghost, even the voice has become indistinguishable from male and female. Gai Milk hoarsely exposed Sauron's old bottom: Morgoth's servant, saying that he does not belong to this world, let him roll back wherever he came from. (Morgoth is the ultimate evil god of the universe, Sauron's original master. This is too long to say. Interested friends should go to the Silmarillion to find the answer when they have time. I won't be too long-winded here). As soon as the ring spirits saw the gleaming "Elandil's Light" of the dark nemesis, they fled immediately. As soon as Sauron saw that Gai Nai was really powerful, and that she had the light of God, he realized that her conscious ability had not yet reached the standard for her cultivation, so she immediately went to the east at Gai Nai's words. The place he rolled away was in the southeast of Middle-earth, next to Mordor in the human kingdom of Gondor, where he camped, recharged, and waited for opportunities to move. Mordor is also one of the main scenes in the Lord of the Rings trilogy movie more than ten years ago.
After Sauron rolled, Gai Nai returned to her original shape, weakly hugging her son-in-law Elrond's thigh and fell to the ground. Elrond thought that Sauron was still there and should be pursued by victory, but Saruman asked him to send his badly injured mother-in-law back for healing. He thought that Sauron would not be able to make trouble without the Lord of the Rings, and said domineeringly: leave Sauron to I pack up. Veteran fans can see from Saruman's words and deeds that he has been stunned by Sauron's power, and the revolutionary will has begun to waver, which paves the way for his future rebellion and revolution.
The plot added in this movie is seamlessly connected with the movie of the Lord of the Rings, explaining how Sauron turned into a big eye, how to escape to Mordor, the importance of the Lord of the Rings to Sauron, and the White Council finally It was determined that the Demon Lord Primordial Spirit had begun to recover and was about to come back and cause chaos, so Gandalf began to inquire about the whereabouts of the Lord of the Rings and so on. The original work of "The Hobbit" does write about Gandalf's temporary departure from the Dwarf Restoration Team, but he didn't write about why he went there. The movie made up for this. However, in the appendix to the original book of The Lord of the Rings, it is written that Gai Nai “forced to demolish” Dol Guldur during the Battle of the Five Armies. So the section added in the movie is reasonable. The audience without the background of the original will be inexplicable to see here, but the audience with the background of the original will be very happy to see it. In this scene, the three ring of elves finally gather together, Nanya, the ring of water that covers milk, Weiya, the air ring of Elrond, and Naya, the ring of fire, Gandalf. A respected elven lord, the shipbuilding king Cirdan, was given to Gandalf by Cirdan. The ships used by the elves to cross to the west were all built by the shipbuilding king Cirdan. They are also a great character, but they have something to do with the movie. Not much, not much to say). In addition, this scene makes the three kings of the elves (Lord Elrond in Rivendell, Gai Milk in Ross Lorin, and Thrandil in the Underwood) appear in one movie at the same time, which is not available in the other five movies. The scene where the director Peter the Great arranged the gathering of the Three Rings and the Three Kings was regarded as fulfilling a dream of the majority of fans, or perhaps fulfilling a dream of the director himself.
Here is a digression. I often see fans on the Internet comparing Elrond, Gai Milk, and Thrandil who are more powerful. The original party and the idiot party are quarrelsome, and the smell of gunpowder is so great. . In my opinion, this comparison is very meaningless. One is a university professor, a well-known medical scientist, and a wise man. The other is one of the oldest among the elves, rich in experience and powerful, similar to the witch among the elves, and the other is The outstanding politician and military strategist who ruled the largest elven kingdom in Middle-earth, and the powerful chaebol who dominated one side by his own strength. They play their respective roles in Middle-earth, and they are using their own abilities and methods to protect the freedom and peace of Middle-earth, so they are not comparable. It is meaningless to have to compare, like Newton, or Guanyin Bodhisattva, or General Washington? So there is no need for everyone to get hurt because of this quarrel.
Grandpa Gandalf was rescued by the brown-robed wizard and returned to his magic hut in the dark dense forest, but Grandpa Gan was not worried about the group of dwarves who had been fooled by him to the lone mountain to recover the country. When he was locked up in the pig cage, he saw the army of orcs about to move. Seeing that the world war was about to break out, he had to inform the group of hapless dwarves who had been harmed by him and kept in the dark. Fortunately, the brown-robed wizard’s hut is also in the dark and dense forest. It is a neighbor to the great beauty of Thrandil, the king of wood elf, so it is not far from the lonely mountain. So the revolutionary leader, Grandpa Gandalf, ignored his serious injury and borrowed it. The fast horse gallops towards the Lonely Mountain...
3. Before the war,
let us return to the main scenes of the movie, Lonely Mountain and River Valley Town.
1. The blind spectator Wang Mei, the elf, made his debut to send care from "Spring" to the people in the disaster area.
As mentioned earlier, the disaster-stricken people in Changhu Town are short of food and clothing after the disaster, and the people are not living. No matter how great Bud can endure, it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice. Just as the people in the disaster area were struggling to survive among the short walls of Hegu Town, hungry and cold. Bud was surprised to find that when he woke up overnight, River Valley Town was already full of golden armor (who made him arrange that unreliable wretched emperor to spend the night, and he didn't notice such a big movement outside). The countless army of wood elves composed of the Middle-earth supermodel team appeared in front of the victims. The beautiful elves' golden military uniforms and all-red cloaks were compared with the gray-headed and dirty-faced humans nearby. It's so different. Bud walked through the army of elves with his shocked chin. The handsome potmen of the elves all gave way to him. The elves must have known Bud’s great achievements in slaying the dragon. Under the command of, show your due respect to the hero.
At this time, the scene that the nympho fans looked forward to for a whole year finally appeared: the No. 1 beauty of Middle-earth, the outstanding politician, military strategist, and philanthropist of Middle-earth, the great king of wood elves. His Majesty Thranduil rode on his great deer. Under the escort of a group of elves, beautiful and blind audiences appeared on the stage. All the nympho fans who specially bought tickets into the cinema to watch the prosperous beauty of King Serandu collapsed. On the chair of the movie theater (the nymphomaniacs lamented, just for the appearance of the beauty, the three-figure movie ticket is really worth it, once again give hundreds of millions of praises to the director who knows the nymphomaniac).
The King of America not only brought his prosperous beauty and handsome army, but also sent the warmth of "spring" to the people in the disaster-stricken area (their name "Thranduil" means spring in elves)-a large truck of relief supplies , There are greens, spinach, coriander, Chinese cabbage, and there seems to be a good-looking spirit wine bottled wine. The spirit king is not only beautiful, but also so thoughtful and attentive, huh! Seeing the Elf King caring for the victims of Changhu Town like the Party Central Committee and the State Council caring for the people in the disaster-stricken area, Bud and the audience were deeply moved at this moment. Bud admired the soulful money and thanked the Elf King for giving charcoal in the snow. The one posted by the King of America is called a tight one. But the Semei also arrogantly expressed his intention: I did not come purely to help you, I am here to ask the dwarves for what belongs to me! !
Here must be praised for the outstanding political mind of the beautiful elf king (I saw other netizens also wrote articles to praise this). After he knew that the evil dragon was dead, he immediately sent troops into the sphere of influence of Gushan. He brought so many troops out to see that his motives were not as simple as disaster relief. It would be too noble if only sending troops to not rescue the disaster, just to grab the treasure, and it would be detrimental to the prestige of the Elf King. The innocent people in Long Lake Town were so miserable by the evil dragon released by the reckless dwarves. As the king of the kind-hearted race, he is so close to him, he must help each other. This is a matter of morality and conscience. At the same time, in the heart of this outstanding politician, he should have another purpose: there must be a righteous ally to fight side by side with him. The humans in Long Lake Town must ask the dwarves for an explanation. This is definitely a requirement of justice and fairness. The Elf King helped mankind, and mankind would naturally form an alliance with him, so that he would become famous as a teacher: I am not simply trying to recover my own treasure, I also help mankind to get justice! Everyone tells me I'm greedy for money!
In fact, the novel is not as complicated as it is written. It only states that the Elf King had just sent troops to grab the treasure from the beginning, but seeing the disaster victims in Changhu Town was so miserable, he did not hesitate to transfer the troops to the disaster relief. I also mentioned in my previous article on "Literacy" that there is nothing wrong with people grabbing treasures. The treasures are put there for nothing. Why can anyone snatch treasures, but we elves can't snatch them? The Elf King in the novel is also a kind and positive image. Readers did not read from the novel what was wrong with him, but were moved by his move to transfer troops to Changhu Town for disaster relief. It is written in the novel: If you want to talk about the "weakness" of this king, you just like the treasure. The "weakness" here cannot be understood as a shortcoming, but should be understood as a weakness. I think it cannot be said that King Sej simply likes the value of the treasure, but should It was understood that it was due to the nature of the elves, and he liked the brilliance of gems like stars. In the movie, it is adapted that the Elf King is going to recover from the dwarves the treasures belonging to his own tribe-a string of white gemstone necklaces previously occupied by the dwarves (it seems that the movie screenwriter also metaphors that this is the relic of his dead wife, is this sacred horse ghost?? The brain hole is too big, and fans complain about it a lot). What is the special significance of this necklace? Does it require the Elf King to bring back soldiers from all over the country? It's not a Silmarillion! Puzzled? ? ?
In fact, this setting in the movie, fans who have watched "Silmaranth" can tell at a glance that it borrowed a story from "Silmaranth": the ancient Sindar tribe king Xin Guo commissioned a craft dwarf to turn the elves. The gemstone was inlaid on a rare necklace. As a result, the dwarf felt fortune and said that they would not pay for the necklace. Therefore, the kingdom of Xin was killed by the dwarves because of the dispute over the ownership of the necklace. Now I press this section on the head of King Se, who is from the Sindar tribe. I don’t know if the copyright owner of "Silmaranth" has any opinions or if there are any opinions under Tuo Laoquan.
Take a look at the troops brought out by the Elf King, they are really using a sledgehammer! At that time, there were only 13 dwarves in Gushan, plus a hobbit, Bilbo, who had no power to bind a chicken. Was it such a big battle? This strategy of the Elf King shows that he is a strategist with a scheming and foresight: On the one hand, he wants to use an overwhelming absolute advantage to defeat the soldiers without fighting, but also to scare the dwarves to death, preferably without a soldier. As soon as the dwarves retreated, the dwarves obediently handed over the white gemstone necklace he wanted. In this way, you can take advantage of the geographical advantage you are close to, and achieve your goals in the shortest time and at the least cost before the awakening of All Middle-earth. This is the best policy. On the other hand, the thousand-year-old elf king of this level also knows dwarves very well, knows the greed and stubbornness of dwarves, if the previous Plan A can't be realized, then use Plan B-to start fighting. Although the dwarves have few people now, they will never stand alone, and there may be reinforcements. In addition, now that the evil dragon is dead, there is a power vacuum in Gushan. It will not take long for the news to disperse, and the entire Middle-earth world will covet the treasures piled there. At that time, I don’t know if there will be any ghosts and snakes who will jump out and grab them. Treasure. In summary, it is necessary to be fully prepared and not to be taken lightly. Later facts proved that he brought so many troops out of great use.
Let’s talk about our great hero Bud. Although he is brave, upright and kind, he looks a bit silly and naive in front of the scheming politician Thurmei. He advises other beauties not to send troops for the treasure in a hurry. In order to avoid war, he needs to find The dwarf king Thorin went to talk. The Thurmei still respects this great human hero: You actually want to reason with those stubborn dwarves? Well, even though I think it was a waste of effort, if you want to go, I will accompany you to try it. Facts have proved that other people's beauty is right. Bud pitifully asks Thorin through a small hole under the gate of Gushan City through a small hole that rabbits can’t climb into. From the human conscience to the spirit of contract, he spit out painstakingly, but Thorin, who is suffering from the dragon disease, just said a few words. Dismissed, let him roll, shoot him if he doesn't roll. Thorin was negotiating on the surface, but secretly released their messenger, the Raven, and went to the dwarf King Tiezu Dan (also translated as Dayin) not far away from his cousin, Tieqiuling, to rescue the soldiers. It seemed to be iron. The heart is about to start fighting. This Thorin is too shameful! Sormei rode beautifully on his tall big deer and waited in front of Hegu Town. He saw Bud, who had touched his nose and didn’t want a dime, and ran back angrily to complain to him, and said, “I’ll tell you. The theory that you and the dwarves are in vain, you still don’t believe it. The dwarves know a truth-you don’t know each other if you don’t fight! We are attacking at sunrise, will you come?!” (Sormei pulled out his Look at the exquisite sword of the elf king with his flickering big beautiful eyes. This scene is so beautiful that the whole big screen is shining. The nymphs are patronizing that beautiful face, and they don’t care what the beauty said. Lines). Bud must be close to Sormei by this time! Such a rich, rich and handsome man with power, money, soldiers and face is asking you if a poor dick should follow him at such a critical moment. It is an idiot if he doesn't stick to the back of other people's P shares!
I can't help but criticize the Sorme here. Sorin has already expressed his attitude not to pay, so he immediately rushed to beat him, why did so many elves put them there to eat! Thorin had only 13 people at that time, so many elves could drown the dwarfs with a single spit. What do you mean by "sunrise attack", when the sun rises, the rescuers will arrive. Isn't this a missed opportunity? Committing a military taboo! I also praised you as an outstanding military strategist just now! I'm so anxious! It doesn’t matter if you don’t fight during the day. At night, you can send a small group of elven special forces, all archers, sneak into the dwarf’s lone mountain, occupy the commanding heights one by one, and aim at 13 dwarves with arrows at the same time. With an order, the snipers shoot arrows at the same time, and the dwarves can all be killed in seconds. Why don't you, as the elf king, learn such classic special operations tactics? Is it just pretending to be beautiful? ! Or you can throw a thermobaric bomb into Gushan at night. Places like Gushan are designed for thermobaric bombs! In this way, let alone the white gems, the treasure of the entire mountain belongs to your great beauty. How can you be so clever as the elf king? Why don't you ask me, an amateur military enthusiast who is familiar with the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, to become a military adviser. I don't even need your salary, as long as I look at your beautiful face every day. Oh, what a pity!
2. The dwarf king Thorinlong is sick, and is not lightly ill.
Now let's talk about one of the protagonists of our story: the dwarves.
When the dragon came to Changhu Town to raging, the dwarves watched the terrifying fire in Changhu Town from the top of their solitary mountain and were helpless. They are guilty, self-blame, sympathetic, and afraid, but love is helpless. Only Thorin stared blankly at the gate of the lonely mountain full of treasures inside, and his illness was beginning to appear.
Here I want to explain what dragon sickness is. In fact, it is treasure disease. Thorin's grandfather Thor had also suffered from this disease before. It seems that this is a genetic disease of the dwarf royal family. People with this disease will value treasures more than anything else. In order to possess treasures, they can sacrifice their conscience and affection. Thorin, who was also brave, upright and kind, also unfortunately got the genetic disease of their family, so he blasted Bud away from his conscience. He also asked 13 dwarves to look for his heirloom seal Aken gem among Chengshan's treasures day and night. Someone asked me what is this Akon gem? What's the magic? In fact, this Aken gem is a beautiful big stone without any magic, but because it is too big, too beautiful and too shiny, it is really a rare treasure, so it was regarded by Thorin’s grandfather, the old king Thor, as a gift from heaven. The symbol of rulership, and call it the heart of the mountain. With this thing like the jade seal of the country, Thorin can justify the restoration of the country and claim the king. So Thorin regarded this gem as something more precious than the entire Golden Mountain. In fact, Bilbo wore the Lord of the Rings and opened it invisibly in Huo 2’s movie, and took away the Akon Gem from under the nose of the dragon (hehe, when I put this flashback in the movie, I thought that this was a long time ago. I guessed it!)
Bilbo saw Thorin frantically looking for the Akon gem, and his inner world launched a fierce ideological struggle: whether or not to give the gem to Thorin. Several times he was so weak that he wanted to see Thorin hand in the gem for his affection for him. But Thorin's dragon disease is getting worse and worse, his actions are getting more and more exaggerated, and he also obliterates the conscience and does not help the victims of Long Lake Town victims, and even the other dwarf friends who follow him life and death can't stand it. The respected old dwarf Bahrain also thinks that if he finds the Akon gem, Thorin's dragon disease will become more serious, so let the gem continue to be missing. In addition to searching all over the Akon gems, Thorin began to doubt one and the other, and pointed the finger at the other dwarves who had been loyal to him. Thorin also looked at the white gemstone necklace that resembled the Thurmei diamond small inner with a lewd smile, and said that Thurmei should pay a big price for it, and it was unanimously despised by the nympho around the world! Seeing all this in his eyes, Bilbo finally made up his mind, because he had already figured out what to do with this gem...
However, despite Thorin's illness, he still cherished his friendship with Bilbo, and gave Bilbo a dwarf ancestral Mithril armor that was more valuable than the entire Shire. Mithril armor is a small vest that is thin as a cicada's wings, but is extremely tough, and its value cannot be estimated by money. Thorin was willing to give this baby to Bilbo after suffering from dragon disease, which shows how much he likes Bilbo and pays more attention to Bilbo. Bilbo passed this rare treasure to his nephew Frodo 60 years later, and this impenetrable Mythril armor saved his life during Frodo's journey to the ring.
For the refugees from Changhu Town to seek refuge in Hegu Town, opposite to his lone mountain, Thorin is of course highly vigilant. His dragon disease caused him to cherish gold as his life. When he saw human beings appear under his nose, he thought that everyone came to steal his treasure, so he mobilized the crowd to ask the dwarves to rush to work overnight and use big stones to block them. Stay in the gap in the mountain gate and prepare for battle. His handsome nephew Qi Li, who returned to the team after healed from the arrow wound, had been healed in Changhu Town before and experienced the Dragon Massacre with mankind, so he was deeply touched by the tragic experience of mankind. Human beings are still so wary of it, and they really can’t stand it anymore: the human beings in Huzhenghu Town have nothing. How can we who are responsible for this guard against others like this? ! Where did Thorin listen to these unpleasant advice. The dwarves began to be dissatisfied with Thorin's actions, and one by one they began to feel disappointed and sad.
3. Gandalf's mediation and Bilbo's ingenuity.
As mentioned earlier, Grandpa Gandalf, regardless of his pain, rode a fast horse to the direction of the lonely mountain. But Grandpa Gan knew that it would be useless to go to Lonely Mountain to find dwarves at this time. Instead, he had to go directly to the town of River Valley, the home base of elves and humans, to persuade them not to confront the dwarves, and to fight against the common enemy-the half-orcs that had already been dispatched. Gandalf rode his horse and rushed into River Valley Town, and saw that the human miscellaneous army had begun to train the men and horses, and the elven army was even more well-trained and densely trained, and he was anxious. But the wretched emperor, who had eyes but didn't know Mount Tai, didn't recognize the sacred grandfather Gan, who was all over his body. Fortunately, Bud showed up in time.
Gandalf arrived at King Se's gorgeous camp and began to give a mediation speech. He talked a lot. The Semmie was dizzy when he heard it. Seriously pretending to be listening to Gandalf's speech, that arrogant and beautiful. The beauty didn't know how to pour a stool for the dry-spoken Grandpa Gan, but instead poured a glass of wine for his close ally Bud herself. Grandpa Gan talked for a long time, explaining his purpose of flicking the dwarves to restore the country, saying that he had seen half-orcs out, and he also explained why the dark forces would fight over to seize the favorable terrain, but the Thurmei only asked a word and choked. The eloquent grandfather Gan: Where is the orc army you mentioned? ? ? Indeed, there is still no ghost shadow of a half-orc around Gushan! Grandpa Gan was speechless, only showing a cute and helpless expression and didn't know how to interface, Grandpa Gan was so innocent.
Many people here complained about how Sormei didn't listen to the persuasion of other wizards, and said that they would only "thunder and not rain." In fact, from the perspective of King Se, he did not see the army of half-orcs dispatched. He is now crushing the Gushan Mountain and is about to fight the dwarves. At this critical moment, Grandpa Gan tells him not to beat the dwarves. He will naturally think of Grandpa Gan. He wants to help the dwarves, because he also knows that it was Grandpa Gan who fudged the dwarves to return to the country, and he has an inescapable responsibility for the safety of the dwarves. In fact, fans can see it in the scene where King Se and his son Legolas interrogate the orc captives in the Huo 2 movie. The thousand-year-old elf king heard the ambiguous phrase of the orc captives "Your end is coming." "I immediately realized what he was referring to, and decisively killed the half-orc who had brought the bad news. Regarding the recovery of the dark forces, it is impossible for him as the great king of wood elves to be stamped by the old without a trace of awareness and guard. It is just that in the urgent situation of the two armies against the Gushan army, before seeing conclusive evidence, he cannot Act rashly and change strategy easily.
Just when Grandpa Gan was helpless with the arrogant Semei, Bilbo sneaked out of the gate of the Gushan Mountain, and unexpectedly smoothly reached the door of the Great King's camp. (I want to criticize the guards of the king here. How did the security work be done? Such a big living person touched the entrance of the camp and was not found. Fortunately, it was Bilbo. If a half-orc got in, it would hurt the king of beauty. , This is a big crime of full-fledged copying!)
The arrival of Bilbo surprised everyone, but King Se still didn't forget his arrogant character when he came up, and asked Bilbo: You are the halfling who stole the key from under my prison guard's nose to rescue the dwarves, right? King, you are so embarrassed that Bilbo asked him, so he answered vaguely: YEEEES (choking shit). Both Grandpa Gan and Bud showed the following expressions: 囧. The audience with a sense of humor all laughed here. Bilbo finally explained his intentions and presented the Aken gem that dazzled the king's eyes, and let King Se and Bud take it to bargain with Thorin in exchange for what they wanted to avoid war. Bilbo thought that Thorin regarded this gem as more precious than the mountain of gold, and he would definitely agree. In fact, he did this not only to help King Se and Bud get back his own things, but also to help his favorite dwarves avoid war. He was saving the dwarves! With the offering of Bilbo's gems, coupled with a heartfelt revelation of true feelings, the great king's camp was immediately illuminated by Bilbo's great personality. All the people present, Thurmei, Bud, and Gandalf were all impressed by this little creature. From the eyes of Thurmei and Bud, everyone can clearly see their admiration and respect for Birbo. Grandpa Gan was even more moved, excited and gratified: take a look, I have a really good vision, this is the "Little Snitch" I chose, really a courageous hero! ! Grandpa Gan knew that Bilbo's move would definitely anger Thorin, who was possessed by Dragon Disease. For Bilbo's safety, Grandpa Gan asked him to stay in River Valley Town and forbid him to venture back to Gushan.
4. The prince, peach (Taurier) and Qi Li
Elf female cock Si Taurier (fans affectionately call her Peach), in order to help her nympho object, the handsome dwarf who was injured by an arrow, stayed in Long Lake with a few dwarves. When the dragon came, they helped Bud's three sons and daughters to evacuate, so they witnessed the tragedy of Long Lake Town. After the dragon was shot to death, the four dwarves remaining in Longhu Town, including Qi Li, had to go to the Lonely Mountain to meet the other dwarves. Before leaving, Qi Li looked at his goddess affectionately and asked her to go with him. He also said a dwarf language that audiences all over the world can't understand, but they all understand: I love you. With the miserable howls of the refugees in Changhu Town, it seems so romantic! At this moment, our Korean drama tragic male second-the fairy prince Legolas, did not know when he appeared silently behind the pair of mandarin ducks like a ghost, using his identity as a prince to order his goddess Go with yourself, don't allow her to go with your rival, resentment is written on her pretty face! Didn't the love-lost Prince Charming go after the orcs on a white horse alone in Huo 2 at the end? Why did you come back so soon? Moreover, he ran into such a bloody scene that broke his heart! Taozi has her own mission, and of course she doesn't elope with Qi Li eagerly. Qi Li reluctantly left his broken stone to Tao Zi as a token of love, and then went to Gushan by boat, completely ignoring the existence of the prince with fire-breathing eyes behind him. I don’t know that Taozi and Qi Li, the fateful mandarin ducks, has become a farewell to life and death, 555555.
It turned out that when Prince Charming was riding a white horse and chasing the half-orcs, he found that those half-orcs came from another dark power's den-Gundaba, which was a lair of the great evil god in ancient times. After all, the prince was also an elf over 2000 years old. He was well-informed. He had a foreboding that the world would be uneasy when the dragon died, so he told Bud, who was about to flee, his thoughts and reminded Bud of the possible danger. The prince also told Taozi his experience and conjectures. At this time, his Elf King father sent someone to look for him back on standby, because the Elf King was going to send troops too, how could the prince not report to his post. The prince was going to return to his daddy without saying a word, but the herald said that Taozi had been expelled (because of going out privately). The prince was anxious now, and his goddess was expelled by his beauty father. Regarding the question of whether to want a goddess or a father, the prince chose the goddess without hesitation, and took the goddess to Gangdaba to spy on the military situation without looking back. It's a big deal to stay, the nympho fans are all sad for Semmie! ! !
The prince and Taozi rode a fast horse together, and soon arrived at Gundaba. Elves are god-like creatures. The two elves easily climbed up the steep mountain wall that I couldn't climb for several hours in a few seconds, and lay there to observe the enemy's situation carefully. While spying on the enemy, the prince did not forget his nostalgia and hurt. He told Taozi that his Ma Ma died in this evil land in the last era. There is no cemetery and no sorrow. He also complained that his beauty father never mentioned it. thing. Oops, my prince, as a human woman, I can see that your beauty father is so painful to mention the loss of his beloved wife. Why do you still blame your own baba? ? So naive! More than 2000 years have really been in vain! Cry to death! ! They had gained a lot from spying on the enemy this time, and discovered that the half-orcs were now making and gathering another army there, intending to copy Gushan with two loaves of bread. The prince also saw the half-orc "Prince" Borg who beat him with a nosebleed last year, and the old and new hatreds were really coming to his heart. They also accidentally discovered that there are big bats in the home as air support. So they hurried back to inform everyone of this precious information.
5. The battle between the Elf King and the Dwarf King
? Why did they tear it again? Didn't they tear it once in the palace of the Semerian last year? Yes, look at how powerful the double kings are. The previous time at station B was broken. So in order to make the tearing more exciting, Director Peter added more material to station B and specially arranged another dwarf, Wang Danen. Also join the tear-up battle, it's so fun! The previous time was torn in the territory of Semmie, this time I changed the place, and continued to tear it to the ground of the dwarf king Thorin!
It is said that Sorme and Bud got the Aken gems offered by Bilbo, so they can pull them as much as they can! Early the next morning, the beautifully dressed Thurmei drove his mighty supermodel troops to the gate of Solin at the foot of the Lonely Mountain. The elven troops were neatly packed at the gate of the dwarf’s house. The large square outside Gushan is full of paved areas, it is really like a forest of swords and guns, and a halberd like ears of wheat! ! This kind of battle is not enough. The Sormei must ride his big deer, how beautiful and beautiful to walk through his troops under the background of Bud, and then go to the gate of the Gushan city and the city head gorgeously. 13 poor dwarves met each other! (Beauty, are you here to tear or show your beauty?) Thorin saw that the middle-earth beauty emperor, who was deeply hated by him, came to despise him. The hatred turned into a sharp arrow and shot at the beauty. Under the hooves of his deer, Bud was taken aback. Thorin also threatened that the next arrow would hit the center of the eyebrows of Sormei. Is this okay? Actually want to shoot arrows into the most beautiful face in the universe! ! ! Don’t be anxious, the Thur beauty is a thousand-year-old spirit, I’ve never seen anything in battle, and I don’t need to move my mouth without changing my face. I just bow my head slightly. A hundred million nympho fan) All the dwarves in the city were pointed at the 13 dwarves. The dwarves who were still brave just now were all stunned, and they all hid behind the big stone wall with a loud noise. Only Thorin was still holding it rigidly. Bows and arrows. The comrades in the audience laughed, hahahaha!
The Sorme has sharp teeth, even if he doesn't scare him to death, he will be pissed off: We got the things you used to pay off the debt, and we accept it!
Thorin is inexplicable: fucking? Didn't my Mao ever give it to you?
Sormei gave Bud a wink with the most arrogant little expression in history, and Bud grasped the Akon gem from his arms: Look, we have this, blind you!
The dwarves are all fried: thief! robber! This is our dwarf's baby, why did you go there? ?
Bud didn't miss the opportunity to go down the rock, and put the gem that Thorin regarded as more than life lightly in his hands, with a smirk on his face: Would you like it? If you want it, you can exchange it for the treasure!
Thorin was so angry that his beard trembled: Damn! What's the matter? This is a fake drop, it's really in my mountain! ! Table blinds me! !
Bilbo stood up at this time to make up for it (this Bilbo was too courageous, he had to not listen to Gandalf, and ran back to Gushan to die): This is a real gem, even give them a drop! Because Thorin, you are too much!
Thorin was dizzy with anger, and the attack of dragon disease was extreme. No wonder he was so angry, he liked and trusted Bilbo so much, and gave him the priceless vest, but Bilbo betrayed him wearing the vest he gave! Thorin viciously wanted to throw Bilbo down the city. The other kind dwarves stopped doing it, because the other dwarves had sharp eyes and knew that Thorin would be too unjust to do it. Thorin had no choice but to do this little traitor by himself. He gritted his teeth and said that the Shire must not associate with the cunning wizard. Seeing the life of their extremely respected Bilbo, the Sumite and Bud in the city showed anxious and worried expressions with the audience! (I saw that the following scene was actually made up here: The Sorme drove the deer and flew over to catch the handsome and handsome Bilbo who fell from the city! What, you nympho, wake up!) At this critical moment of life and death, Grandpa Gandalf came in time: "You don't like the snitch I chose, please don't hurt him, and return him to me. Thorin, you dwarf king is not very human!" Thorin still sells Gandalf a bit. For the sake of face, he reluctantly released Bilbo in desperation. Finally, with the help of other kind dwarves, Bilbo hurriedly ran down the city and ran to Gandalf, where he was temporarily safe. Bud looked angrily and impatiently, and asked Thorin: You have to give me an explanation, quickly fulfill your previous promise to divide our treasure! You want Li Peisi or me! ? (Fucking, what people say clearly is: you will have peace or war? ←_←Don’t blame me, this is the wisdom barrage I saw on station B. I think the translation is good! Show me a beating! At this time, Sormei also looked forward to her face. The beauty must also want to resolve the matter peacefully and avoid bloody conflict, so she really hopes that Thorin can give him a satisfactory answer.
It's a pity that Thorin, who had suffered from Dragon Disease, wanted "I" (war), because his messenger Raven came back at this time, and his reinforcements arrived—his cousin Tieqiuling's dwarf King Tiezu Dan came to help in time. He protects the treasure. Dane took the reinforcements and appeared on the mountain in the distance. Dane himself also rode his cute piggy mount. The dwarves on the top of the city saw that the support was finally here, one by one. The sentiment is exciting. Sormei took a look, Yo! It's real! Quickly turn the deer head and use Elvish language to order the troops to adjust their formation to meet the enemy! (Every time King Se gave an order in Elvish language, he was so handsome! But the domestic theater version translated the command of the King here into: copper wall and iron wall. Is this suitable? Smile at me!)
Meng Dan was very polite when he came up. He used his intoxicating Scottish accent to greet the enemy soldiers: the dog is Maoning! Moe turned over! But Dan is also a ruthless character. After asking good morning, he exploded his hair before everyone knew it. He wanted the elves and humans to get rid of them, or they would let their blood flow. The human miscellaneous army was a little embarrassed to see the aggressive Dann, and retreated one after another, while the handsome soldiers of the elves showed excellent combat literacy, were not afraid of powerful enemies, and actively prepared for battle. The gap! The gap!
Gandalf hurriedly came out to persuade him: Don’t don’t, the army of half-orcs is coming, elves, humans, and dwarves don’t fight in their dens at this time. They must all fight together. Dann, you can withdraw quickly!
Dan: God horse? Want me to withdraw? They are the robbers who came to steal our dwarf treasure! Ask me to withdraw my troops in front of these perfidious elves, daydreaming! That little forest fairy knows to ride on the head of my tribe to dominate. If he gets in between me and my tribe, I will smash his beautiful little head and see if he can continue to laugh there. Meat does not laugh.
The Thur beauty, who was smiling but not smiling, heard that Dann actually said that she was a "little fairy" and wanted to "smash her pretty little head". The angry little beauty turned pale and immediately replied: Obviously he was crazy. Just like his cousin! Thurmei’s poisonous tongue is really not covered, and in just one sentence, he scolded the two dwarf kings. However, Semmie is angry and cursing, but also beautiful. This scene is obviously different. The whole screen is full of his beauty and heroism. The nymphs are all silly! The beauty calms down, and Dann admits that your little head is beautiful! Whee! (However, it is a pity that the domestic cinema version did not translate Dan's incisive summary!)
Now both sides have torn their faces, let's fight. The dwarf troops arrogantly set up the "Flood Dragon Going to the Sea" formation (I am also drunk in the translation of the domestic cinema version), and the handsome elves and soldiers also realigned to form a new formation. In this posture between the two sides, it is obvious that the elves composed of supermodels are more pleasing to the eye, and the racial advantage is too obvious!
Just when they were tearing apart, the mountain shook suddenly, and the distant mountain exploded. The half-orcs used their exclusive shield machine, the earth snake, to dig through the lone mountain not far away. At the mountain range, thousands of orcs surged out of the tunnel and rushed straight to the back of the lonely mountain. No wonder everyone hasn't seen the half-orcs moving towards the direction of Gushan. It turns out that they have adopted the tactics of tunnel warfare. Thorin was stunned. Dan didn't forget to be cute at this time, and he yelled hard: come on It's in the orc den!) The Semmie turned his head in surprise. It doesn't matter if he turned his head. The audience in the cinema was not scared to death by the 3D big claws of the ground snake, but he almost died beautifully! (Sumée is advanced from the far and near lens. It is definitely a benefit specially arranged by the director and photographer to send to the nympho. It is my favorite lens in the whole movie. It is comparable to the classic look back at the appearance of Sumée in Hor 2 Ah! A nympho immediately shouted the nympho slogan "If you tilt your head (turning back), it will be sunny"!)
Here I want to seriously criticize the elves, humans, dwarves and other righteous races, yours How is the intelligence work done? Especially the elves, your fairy-like races, the birds and beasts in the forest are all your spy personnel, how come the enemy is so loud that you haven't heard the wind at all, are you patronizing your nymphomaniac like me! Outrageous! The director of the CIA dismissed get out of class immediately, and the year-end bonuses for other related agents were gone!
Fourth, the battle
of the five armies With the army of half-orcs crushing the territory, the battle of the five armies finally officially broke out.
Since the battlefield is at the foot of the dwarf's lone mountain, the dwarf's troops are of course the first to bear the brunt of the enemy. Dann didn't care about tearing up his pretty little head, and without hesitation, he commanded the dwarf army to bypass the elves and rush to the front line of the enemy. At this time, Dan showed the bravery qualities that a great dwarf king should have. He took the time to make a short pre-war mobilization to his soldiers: the gate of hell is open, rush! Go! Children of Turin! ! (Dulin is the ancestor of dwarves in ancient times, similar to our Yan and Huang Emperors). This scene made me naturally think of the touching and shocking pre-war mobilization of King Hidden of Rohan in the movie Lord of the Rings 3 before the Battle of Palano Plain, so I was excited to see this place, and I felt the director Peter. The tense and shocking war atmosphere created by the emperor during the time of the Lord of the Rings.
But at this time, there seemed to be no movement in the elves' troops, and Grandpa Gandalf was also anxious, yelling for Semmie to start the fight quickly. The Sermei looked back sadly at the overwhelming orc troop. At this moment, he must be thinking: "Damn! Why is this king such a cup! Why is it so difficult to grab a treasure quietly, unexpectedly encounter this stall? It's a matter! Why should I fight to defend the dwarf’s territories? It’s too much to be taken advantage of. We elves can't afford to die. How can I be worthy of my title as the great king of wood elves? Ah! Besides, I’m so beautiful, how can I fight dirty? (Fuck! You nympho!) "There is no filming in the movie about how Sormei ordered his troops, but the coolest thing in the movie. One of the scenes of King Se’s wise decision: Just as the Orcs army was about to collide with the dwarves’ shields, the elves stepped on the dwarves’ heads and jumped from behind the dwarves’ shields. Rising up, rushed into the enemy army to start a fight. The 3D IMAX effect of this lens is so good that it is bursting, and the soundtrack is just right. The neat red cloak of the elf soldiers floats before the eyes of the audience, which is particularly dazzling on the fierce battlefield. The elves and dwarves, who were originally drawn to each other, faced a common evil enemy, united the front without saying a word, and cooperated so tacitly, how can people not be moved by this righteous power! I can see goose bumps all over the place. However, the elves seem to like to fight on the dwarf's head very much. The elven prince Legolas stepped on the dwarf's head to chase the orcs in Huo 2, and he must have taught all the officers and soldiers the secret of stomping on the dwarf's head!
That Thorin brought his hatred to the extreme at this time. The dwarves under him saw the outbreak of the war outside the city on the city’s head, and they eagerly asked to join the war, but Thorin ordered them to stay still. The dwarves and the audience were shocked, angry and disappointed that they could not be described in words. . Your cousin who came all the way to help your cousin, the elves you had enemies with, and the humans who were badly harmed by you are all out there to defend your territory and fight with the orcs, you actually shrink for your treasure Head tortoise, so outrageous! ! !
The subsequent movies are almost all war scenes, nothing more than stimulating the audience's senses. There is no need to go into details here. I will mainly talk about a few highlights and pitfalls.
1. The outstanding orc commander Azog
As the commander of the orc army, many people praise Azog as the most handsome, best-built and most hygienic among the ugly orcs. Not only that, they also showed their outstanding military talents: First, he adopted the tunnel warfare tactics that others did not expect, and unconsciously brought the large forces to the back of the Gushan, and he was caught off guard by the justice side. Haodi understands the military common sense of "soldiers, deceitful ways"; second, he occupied the highest point and commanded troops with lofty semaphores, so that the division of labor of various troops was clear and cooperative; third, he divided his troops into two. , All the way to the main battlefield of Gushan, attacked the main force of justice, and sent another army directly to the enemy's weak defense, full of old, weak, sick and disabled River Valley Town, making the enemy embarrassed all the time. Fourth, before the war, the second echelon was prepared, allowing his son Borg to go to Gundaba to bring reinforcements, copy the enemy from the north bread, and prepare the big bat troops to seize air supremacy, which shows that people know that in modern warfare it is not to seize air supremacy. There is no future. The fifth is to equip the arms reasonably. His infantry and armored units are fighting together, and he has brought in the heavy siege equipment from Plants vs. Zombies and the large-scale orcs who died after hitting the wall at one time. He also used earth snakes as shields. The machine, using all the war resources available at hand, shows how well people prepared before the war. The sixth is to use the strategy of lure the enemy into deep, and successfully attracted Thorin, who later went to war, and brought his best fighters to the Raven Hill where his headquarters is located to assassinate him, and successfully killed Thorin's two precious nephews.
However, the wise man must have something to lose. When I was watching the movie, I was wondering why Azog didn't wait for elves, humans and dwarves to fight, and waited for them to lose out before picking up a leak? Waiting at most for half a day, that's so much effort, so that this battle will be won. It must be the director deliberately arranged this way, making everyone feel that the orcs are ugly and stupid. Why! In this age of looking at faces, ugliness is really despised!
2. The Elf King kills handsomely and has a new realm. The
global nympho finally saw in the movie their long-awaited King Seir's uniform and started the battle mode to kill the Quartet! Applaud!
The hard-pressed Sormei didn't actually plan to come to fight a world war, but the situation forced him to do nothing. Like the other kings and lords of Middle-earth, King Se, as the king of a country, personally rushed into the enemy's battlefield and killed the enemy. His mount horned deer also showed the bravery and lethality that a king's war deer should have at this time. The King of America used the sword to chop and chop on the deer, and the big-horned deer used the antlers to hit and hit it. The tacit understanding is perfect. It is the highest enjoyment of violent aesthetics. Zhongtu Zhao Zilong definitely did not blow it out. Since River Valley Town is their weak point, the large forces are in the Lonely Mountain. River Valley Town is full of old, weak, sick and elves of human beings and logistics of the elves. The majestic t
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