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A disgusting bad film
Elwyn 2022-12-31 02:09:33
Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes
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[Professor Arnold enters the lecture room and sees Hart]
Professor Arnold: Hello. Can I help you?
Harry Hart: Yes. I have a question about anthropogenic force.
Professor Arnold: [pleased] Oh? Really? Well, it's actually quite fascinating...
[Hart suddenly grabs Professor Arnold by the ear]
Harry Hart: My colleague died trying to rescue you, and I'm sure you saw how well-trained he was. So I suggest you tell me who kidnapped you and why they let you go.
Professor Arnold: I have no idea what you're talk...
[Hart slaps Professor Arnold]
Professor Arnold: I'm not supposed to say it, but it was...
[Professor Arnold suddenly writhes in pain]
Harry Hart: For God's sake, I barely touched you. Oh, man up...
[Professor Arnold's head explodes in front of Hart. A dazed Hart looks to the right and sees two armed assailants. He sets a grenade and jumps out the window]
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[Valentine receives a notice that Professor Arnold has been terminated]
Valentine: Fuck that guy, whoever he is! I'm gonna... He made me kill Professor Arnold. Goddamn loved Professor Arnold.
Gazelle: Well the good news is we know the emergency surveillance system works.
Valentine: You know what's not good news? 'My colleague died,' that's what he said. This is an organization and they're all over us. Whoever you spoke to...
Gazelle: I told you. I made contact with the KGB, MI6, Mossad, and Beijing. They all insist it wasn't one of theirs.
Valentine: Beijing. So freaky how there's no recognizable name for the Chinese Secret Service. Now that's what you call a secret, right? You know what? Fuck it. We need to speed things up. Bring the product release forward.
Gazelle: We're only halfway into production. Speeding it will cost a fortune.
Valentine: Do I look like I give a fuck? Just get it done.