Professor X: I might have seen the fake Wolverine

Sigurd 2022-03-17 09:01:02

----------Synopsis-------------

In 2029, just 6 years after "X-Men: Reversing the Future", the world has undergone earth-shaking changes, and the once prosperous mutants have become very few. Wolverine: Isn't this future reversed in vain?

The former superhero Wolverine became the driver of Didi, languishing all day long. Professor X is also suffering from Alzheimer's. Not only that, but the young Professor X next door suffers from schizophrenia, and his son was also sent to a mental hospital. It seems that the screenwriter and him have antagonisms.

(The young version of Professor X's "Yi Mei" played a character suffering from a split personality in "Split". In the American drama "The Crowd", Professor X's illegitimate son David was sent to a mental hospital by her sister.)

In order to stabilize Professor X's condition, Wolverine gave him medicine on time every day. But his approach was opposed by Professor X. Professor X said that Wolverine just wanted him to sleep, but he wanted to sleep with Wolverine, and also said "Fxxk you" to imply Wolverine. In addition, they are also planning to buy a "Zhairi" yacht. They also said that the key to "Zhairi" lies in the word "日", which is really connotative. Do you really think you can mess around without Magneto?

Living with Wolverine and Professor X is also a mutant with albinism called Caliban. I have to say that he is so white that he is destined to miss the next Oscar.

One day, a woman named Gabriela found Wolverine and asked him to escort her and her daughter Laura to North Dakota, and promised to pay him $50,000. Give him so much money, do you think you are flying? Is Didi Taxi so expensive? Isn't it a Didi Taxi?

Gabriela paid him a deposit of $20,000, and then she died. Before dying, I still don’t forget to hand over the savings of my life. As the saying goes, "people can die and the money stays." You must be selected as one of the top ten people who touched the United States of the year.

Gabriela also left a note for Wolverine with the serial number of "Eden" on it. Later, Wolverine learned that this serial number was copied from the X-level (restricted level) comics and was completely dead-linked.

Laura felt warm when she saw Wolverine, so she said, "Grip!"

I have to say that this is the real "claw grip". In the past, everyone could call it a "claw grip" without even grasping the paw?

Because Wolverine’s car put a box of spherical objects, I don’t know whether it was a two-color ball or a dragon ball. In short, it has the power to destroy the world, so it caused a fatal disaster.

So the big villain Donald appeared. Everyone said that he was a very black man, because his hands were black. It is said that it was because he used too much. If you don’t believe me, you can look at your hands.

Donald: They said I was very dark.

Laura took out a huge stick and hit Donald on the head, knocking him out. Someone did this last time, but he has returned to the West, and his name is Monkey King. By the way, girls have already seen this paragraph, and boys are still seeing which hand is darker.

Professor X asked Wolverine to take Laura and escape, because Laura is a mutant.

Wolverine: What superpowers does she have, is it very edible, or does she have a huge stick? Or a cute girl who can eat and has a huge stick?

Laura expressed serious dissatisfaction with this, she said: "I'm fucking!" Then she killed a group of villains. The first to be killed was a bald villain. It seems that in this movie, whether it is the protagonist or the villain, as long as it is bald, it will not end well.

Laura: My fork!

You can only be called X-Men if you have crossed a fork. I have to say that no fork guys other than her and Wolverine are qualified to be called a fork guy. After all, you haven't even crossed a guy.

Killing so many people, plus they are in Mexico, this time you can taste the most authentic tacos.

Wolverine saw that Lara and himself were crossed men, and should not be bad guys, so he took Professor X and Laura to escape. Throwing away the villain when passing a 400,000-kilometer snow country train. Unexpectedly, the trains of that era were so long. From now on, you can no longer just say "running trains with full mouth". Even Yao Chen doesn't have such a big mouth, right?

However, Kaliban was captured by Donald. I don't know if he is a vampire or a DC superhero. He is particularly afraid of the sun. Whenever he sees the dense blood vessels all over his body, he will turn red and become an internet celebrity. Caliban, who refused to become an internet celebrity, decided to cooperate with Donald to help him track Wolverine and others.

Caliban: There is a kind of cold that makes my mother think I am cold.

On the way to escape, Wolverine looked at Gabriela's mobile phone. It is worth mentioning that this is a Sony mobile phone. Seeing this, I couldn't help shouting: "Sony Dafa is good!" When I see the news that Sony is going bankrupt, I don't have to think that it must be fake news. I can at least fight for Sony until 2029!

It turned out that Gabriela worked in a company. They used X-Men's serum to create a large number of mutants. Among them, Laura was the No. 23 test subject, made with Wolverine's serum.

The video shows that Laura has the same self-healing ability as Wolverine, and the wound can heal quickly. But there is one thing that must make her quite puzzled-although she has super self-healing ability, why does she still bleed every month? Of course, depending on her age, maybe she hasn't come to the aunt yet.

Gabriela also said that Laura is the daughter of Wolverine. She cried when she saw Wolverine here. After all, she liked the rhythm of being a father. Wolverine’s inner play: Nima, I don’t even have a girlfriend. Why is there a daughter suddenly?

As the saying goes, "Fortune Wushuang is coming, and misfortunes never come singly," Gabriela also said that she only had $20,000 and the remaining $30,000 was a lie to him. This news is so sad, it can be said that men will be silent when they see it, and women will cry when they see it. I have long heard that the style of this movie is sad and vicissitudes of life, but I didn't expect it to be so sad.

Wolverine got out of the car and led Professor X to the toilet, showing hidden skills that had never been seen in the comics. They combined into a four-legged monster.

Two people merge into a four-legged monster

At the same time, Laura and Wolverine ransacked the supermarket, and Laura went along with the mysterious props.

They lived in a hotel, and Donald found them through Caliban. Professor X’s abilities that forgot to take medicine broke out, and the villains were unable to move. It is equivalent to Professor X who possesses superpowers similar to Kuaiyin in disguise. However, Kuaiyin is the son of Magneto. What is the difference between Professor X and Magneto-King? Known secrets, this not only made me fall into deep contemplation.

The villains said: "No, the wolf is coming!"

"A lie again, where are wolves?"

"I'm talking about... Wolverine!"

After the Wolverine bloodbathed the hotel, he drove away with Professor X and Laura. On the way, he met a farmer. Faced with the hospitality of the farmer, Wolverine was very moved and rejected him. After fully listening to Wolverine's opinions, Professor X decided to stay and live in the farmer's house.

In the evening, Professor X was stabbed twice by Wolverine.

It turned out that this was Experiment 24, a clone of Wolverine. I remember that the last time Wolverine was cloned was in "Fatal Magic", but it was a pity that he was shot by Batman. Now they have to fight Batman again, it seems that Wolverine and Batman are natural rivals.

(On March 3, "Wolverine 3" and "The Lego Batman Movie" were released in mainland China at the same time.)

The last sentence of Professor X before his death was: I might have seen the fake Wolverine.

Clone Wolverine killed the farmer's family, and even black people dared to kill, you will not end well. After "Wolverine 1", another farmer died because of Wolverine. So in the future, if you see Wolverine, you should stay away. Of course, the premise is that you can afford a farm.

Wolverine and Clone Wolverine had a fight. In the end, Wolverine won a weak victory, but was also seriously injured. He and Laura buried Professor X and then continued on the road.

They came to a safe house and saw a group of mutant children. This group of children are also the Eight Immortals who cross the sea, each showing their magical powers. There is a clone of Phoenix Girl who can telepathically, a clone of Magneto who can control metal, and a clone of Yang Yongxin who can control electricity.

In the process of fighting the villain, Wolverine took a green liquid, which has the same effect as Red Bull, maybe called "Green Bull". I guess this is Fengyoujing, after all, only Fengyoujing has such a great power. Dropping it below will make you cool until next year. Of course, this is just a guess, and it may be the apple-flavored Fanta.

After the medicine failed, Wolverine was nailed to the tree by the cloned Wolverine. Laura was not afraid of exhaustion and cut the tree with her claws. She used her action to explain: We are tired of logging!

Finally Wolverine died, and the cloned Wolverine died too. This is a story of himself being beaten to death by himself. Wolverine: Don't mess with me, I go crazy and fight all by myself!

----------------Short comment--------------

1. The good-natured "Wolverine" was cut into "King Kong" in order to pass the trial.

2. After watching the abridged version of "Wolverine 3", I said that this is a horror movie. After all, Uncle Wolf died before he met the villain as soon as he shot it. He must have been scared to death.

3. Only a man who has crossed a fork is a real fork man!

4. Professor X: I might have seen fake Wolverine.

Wolverine: It's such a coincidence, I also saw the fake Wolverine.

5. The greatest enemy in a person's life is himself.

So the clone Wolverine took out his claws and killed Wolverine.

6. Why is the awesome Professor X and Wolverine dead, and X-23 can still have the last laugh?

Haven't you seen her wearing a pair of mysterious props after she came out of the supermarket?

7. In "Wolverine 1", Wolverine temporarily lived on a farm, but the farmer and his family died.

In "Wolverine 3", Wolverine temporarily lived on a farm, but the farmer and his family died.

Explain that when you see Wolverine, stay away from him. Of course, the premise is that you can afford a farm.

8. After seeing the news that Sony is going bankrupt, don't think it must be fake news. After watching this film, I said that Sony can fight for at least another 12 years!

On September 3, "Wolverine 3" and "Lego Batman" were released on the same day, staged a good show of Wolverine vs. Batman, which not only ignited the war between Marvel and DC, but also the realistic version of "Fatal Magic" ". I chose to watch "A Dog's Mission" which was also released on March 3. After all, I am also a dog and single.

10. There is a legend in "Underworld": Alexander's son Marcus was bitten by a bat and turned into a vampire, and his other son William was bitten by a wolf and turned into a werewolf. According to the law of Peter Parker becoming Spider-Man if he is bitten by a spider, if "Underworld" is a superhero movie, maybe Marcus will become Batman if he is bitten by a bat, and William will become a batman if he is bitten by a wolf. Becoming Wolverine shows that Marvel DC is a family.

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As a DC fan, I watched this movie with a critical mind. Originally, I prepared a stack of draft paper to record complaints, but I didn't expect it to be used to wipe tears in the end.

Compared with the version released in North America, the film has been cut by 14 minutes. What is the concept of 14 minutes, which is equivalent to half an episode of "News Broadcast". Regardless, just watch "King Kong" ahead of time.

The following is an analysis of this movie from five aspects.

Excellent comic film

Manga movies are a kind of adapted movies, in addition to novel adaptations and game adaptations. Movies adapted from novels such as "The Hunger Games" and movies adapted from games such as "Resident Evil", but their reputations are not satisfactory. Therefore, many "original work parties" strongly urge directors to respect the original work.

In fact, I personally think that film adaptation does not necessarily have to respect the original work. A successful film adaptation may be far from the original work. In particular, movies adapted from comics are largely different from the original. Take this film as an example. It has almost nothing to do with the original comic "Twilight Wolf Looking for Home", which will be introduced in detail below.

If the Manga movie is divided into two styles: sad and dark and entertaining and humorous, then most Marvel movies tend to the latter, such as "Deadpool", "Ant-Man", "Guardians of the Galaxy", etc.; while DC movies are mostly biased towards the former. For example, "The Dark Knight", "Batman v Superman", "Superman: Man of Steel" and so on.

As a DC fan, I have to admit that as far as live-action movies are concerned, Marvel’s style is more likely to be liked by the audience, so that many people have developed the “dark and depressed” styles of DC movies. Resistant, even more people say bluntly that DC movies "pretend to be forced" and even chant the slogan "DC is going to end". I think this is a misunderstanding of thinking.

After all, "Wolverine 3" is a dark-tone superhero movie, which is similar to the DC movie style, but it has received rave reviews.

For a long time, Marvel movies have maintained a strong visual impact, as well as humorous and interesting themes. For example, Deadpool and Ant-Man rely on mouth cannons, Guardians of the Galaxy are funny, Doctor Strange is annoying the villains, "Iron Man 3 In "Tony Stark's lifelong rival is portrayed as a jumping clown.

"Wolverine 3" changed the previous Marvel style, the tone of the whole film is dark and vicissitudes, and it is an R-rated movie, which is a very bold attempt. This movie tells us that the battle between masters is tragic and tragic. I think this is the real superhero movie.

I foresee that the word-of-mouth of this film will decline for some time in the future, or that there will be a polarization of word-of-mouth. Except that I personally think this is an excellent comic film, the little brother sitting next to me in the cinema cried. Of course, it is also possible that he cried because he didn't have a girlfriend.

But after the show, many viewers still said that the movie was not good. I don’t pretend to say that they didn’t understand, but that this movie is not based on special effects. If you watch this movie with the mentality of watching special effects, you will be disappointed. In addition, the style of this film is indeed very different from the previous Marvel movies, so it cannot satisfy the tastes of all audiences.

Interestingly, the long-term entertainment Marvel movie took the dark route in "Wolverine 3" this time, while the DC movie known for its dark style took the family carnival route in "Lego Batman" this time.

For now, these two films have a good reputation, so I think the style is not wrong. The key lies in the control ability of the director and screenwriter. In addition, dark-style movies need time to be accepted by the audience, and maybe everyone will gradually accept it in one or two years.

Wolverine in the comics

This film is changed from the original comic "Twilight Wolf Looking for Home". In the original work, Wolverine was bewitched by the illusionist and killed all of the X-Men companions. Since then, the superhero has been defeated and the United States has been divided by the villains. So Wolverine decided to withdraw from the arena, and later married a wife and had children in California and became a farmer. And he didn't want others to call him Wolverine, and asked everyone to call him "Logan."

After retiring, Wolverine was impoverished, and was collected by the Hulk Gang, the heirs of Hulk, the Hulk. In order to repay the debt, he had to deliver goods across the United States with his former friend Hawkeye. This journey can be described as twists and turns, not only riding in the spider car made by Fantastic Four member Thunderbolt for Spider-Man, but also meeting Hawkeye's daughter. Later, Wolverine also fought with the Red Skull, defended with Captain America’s shield, and finally returned home wearing an Iron Man suit... These are scenes that cannot be seen in live-action movies, and they are also the charm of comics.

Wolverine in Iron Man suit

After Wolverine returned home, he discovered that Hulk had been helpless and killed his family in advance. The grief-stricken Wolverine roared: "I am not called Logan, I am called Wolverine!" So he showed the bloodbathed Hulk Gang with the vajra claws that had been sealed for many years. Although it was swallowed by Hulk, it broke out in the end. Cut Hulk's corpse into pieces, and then take Hulk's grandson, Xiao Huoke, on the journey.

Wolverine broke out

Marvel sold the copyright of the X-Men to Fox many years ago. Because of copyright issues, the film could not invite Hawkeye to join, but replaced Hawkeye with Professor X. In the same way, the Hulk and his descendants cannot appear, so Hulk was replaced by X-23.

In other words, this film has little to do with "Twilight Wolf Looking for Home". It only borrows two settings from the comics. One is that Wolverine has grown old and has gradually lost its ability to heal itself; and the other is that there are no new variants in the world. people. This also shows once again that a good film adaptation does not necessarily have to follow the original work completely.

In addition to selling the copyright of X-Men to Fox, Marvel also sold the copyright of Spider-Man to Sony, so we did not see Spider-Man in "Reunion 1" and "Reunion 2".

Sony, who had been bitter about copyright, co-produced "Captain America 3" with Marvel last year. It was an honor for Marvel fans to see Spider-Man appearing in the same frame as other superheroes under Marvel. In the upcoming "Spider-Man: Homecoming", we can also see Spider-Man and Iron Man "dual stay and fly", and the filming "Avengers 3" also has Spider-Man joined. It is worth mentioning that in the "Spider-Man: Homecoming" trailer, Spider-Man confronted the bank robbers who pretended to be the Avengers. "Thor" punched the "Hulk" and finally avenged his revenge. Not surprisingly, the film will also have a lot of stories related to the Avengers, which is exciting to think about.

If Fox can put aside the entanglements of the past and cooperate with Marvel and shoot a movie where the X-Men and the Avengers interact, not only can it satisfy the strong desire of Marvel fans, it may also break through higher box office and better reputation , So that both fame and fortune can achieve multiple benefits in one fell swoop. Speaking of, "Wolverine 3" may not be the last time Hugh Jackman has appeared in Wolverine, as will be explained below.

In the comic "Twilight Wolf Looking for Home", Wolverine is not dead, I guess this film also borrowed from the ending of "Wolverine's Death".

In the comic "Death of Wolverine", Wolverine was destroyed by a virus when he was hunting down the founder of Weapon X. In the end, he was wrapped in a liquid alloy and turned into an iron statue and died.

Later, X-23 officially inherited his clothes and became the new Wolverine.

X-23's past and present

X-23 is a superhero under the American Marvel Comics. It debuted in the third issue of "NYX" (February 2004). The real name is Laura Kinney, a clone of Logan Wolverine, with the same self-healing ability as Wolverine and vajra claws (two claws in each arm and one claw in the sole of the foot), and more than Wolverine agile.

In the egg of "X-Men: Apocalypse", after Wolverine broke out of the cage, Essex company staff came to the Stryker base and took away the "X-Weapon", which is the blood sample of Wolverine.

In the comic "The Lost Innocence", scientist Zander's father is killed by Wolverine, and in order to revenge Xuehen, he and biologist Sarah gave birth to a baby girl-Experiment 23, X-23. Her ability is the same as Wolverine, because she is a clone of Wolverine. The plot in the "Wolverine 3" movie is consistent with the original comics in this respect, except that the names of the characters have been changed. Scientist Les proposes that his father was killed by Wolverine, and Gabriela says that she is Laura's mother.

In addition, Laura and all mutant children in "Wolverine 3" are experimental products developed by Essex.

The Essex company in the "X-Men: Apocalypse" easter egg is owned by Sanil Essex. He is Marvel's super villain-Mr. Omen, and will officially debut in "Deadpool 2". Earlier, there were rumors that he would appear in "Wolverine 3", but he was not seen in "Wolverine 3", maybe there was this clip in the 14 minutes that was deleted. And Mr. Omen has been confirmed to be played by "Breaking Bad" "Old White" Brian Cranston.

Unexpectedly, the uncle underpants back then became Mr. Bra.

The one-minute easter egg of "X-Men: Apocalypse" hints at the birth of X-23 and leads to Mr. Omen. It has to be said that the Marvel movie's ability to dig holes is quite awesome.

In other words, the real prequel of "Wolverine 3" is not "Wolverine 1", "Wolverine 2" and "X-Men: Reverse the Future", but "X-Men: Apocalypse".

Although the Easter eggs in Marvel movies are very short, they all hint at plot clues for the next Marvel movie, which can be called a huge amount of information. For example, the first egg in "Captain America 3" hints at the "Black Panther" independent movie, the second egg hints at "Spider-Man: Homecoming"; the egg in "Doctor Strange" hints at Thor and Loki in Thor 3 I'm going to find my father on the earth...

Nowadays, more and more movies will have end credit eggs. After seeing these movie eggs, and then looking back at the Marvel movie eggs, people can't help but sigh: What is so good about egg cutting?

The future of the X-Men series

Following Hugh Jackman's announcement of his retirement, Stewart also announced that "Wolverine 3" was his last appearance in Professor X. "Wolverine 3" is not only a farewell ceremony for Wolverine and Hugh Jackman, but also announcing the curtain call for the older generation of X-Men members. The release of "X-Men: Apocalypse" represents the end of the prequel trilogy, so where will the future X-Men movies go?

"Deadpool 2"

"The Martian" screenwriter Drew Gundam has announced to join the "Deadpool 2" screenwriting team. (The villain’s inner play: Even Gundam has joined Deadpool, how do you let me fight?)

The warhead in "Deadpool 1" confirmed the return of the Gunners, and the good friend of Deadpool is played by former 007 Pierce Brosnan, and Mr. Omen is played by "Breaking Bad" starring Brian Cranston. . The film is expected to start shooting in June and has been set for March 2, 2018.

"Deadpool 2" meal poster is very interesting, just a few strokes spoofed Wolverine and Professor X

"X-Men: Supernova"

"A Song of Ice and Fire" starring Sophie Turner has confirmed to join the film and will play the "Phoenix Girl" Jean Gray again after "X-Men: Apocalypse", deducting a new version of the "Black Phoenix Legend". (What did Legend of Phoenix do wrong, why hack them?)

"X-Men: New Mutants"

James McAvoy has confirmed to join the film and continues to play Professor X. In addition, Mutant Mystery, Wolfman, and Storm Girl in "X-Men: Apocalypse" are also expected to join.

Both "X-Men: Supernova" and "X-Men: New Mutants" will start filming in the near future, and they are expected to be released in 2018.

Since the Wolverine in the comics has been replaced and X-23 has become the new Wolverine, she might be able to reappear in future X-Men live-action movies. If this is the case, X-23 will again be a screen image that we watched grow up.

The X-Men derivative American drama "The Crowd" has also been broadcast. It has a good reputation for now, and its style is different from previous superhero series. It can be called the most brain-burning superhero series. In addition, Brian Singer has begun to create a new "X-Men" series.

Hugh Jackman: The Last Wolverine

The characters of Professor X, Magneto, Phoenix, Magi, and the Beast in the X-Men movies have both new and old versions. Only Wolverine is played by Hugh Jackman from the beginning to the end. He plays this The role lasts for 17 years and is a big legend in superhero movies.

The most interesting thing is that in "X-Men: Reversing the Future", the new and old generations of Professor X and Magneto appear in the same frame, dedicating the most luxurious lineup of the whole series. Only Wolverine travels through the past and present, and plays the role of threading the needle. effect.

Although Hugh Jackman has made it clear that "Wolverine 3" is his last Wolverine movie, but in the ScreenRant interview, he claimed that there is nothing absolute, such as being able to star in an Avengers with the Hulk or Iron Man. The movie, he might reconsider.

In fact, in the comics, Wolverine and Hulk can be said to be rivals, and they fight almost every time they meet. Wolverine first appeared in "The Incredible Hulk" Issue 180 (October 1974), and had a fight with the Hulk as soon as they met; and in "Twilight Wolf Looking for Home", Wolverine killed the Hulk with Shang Xiaohuoke left.

The first battle was with the Hulk, and the last battle was with the Hulk. Hulk's inner play: What did I do wrong, I have been beaten by you from beginning to end? From the first appearance on the field, fight until the claw retires?

Of course, in the strict sense, Wolverine’s killing of the Hulk cannot be regarded as his last battle, but only the last battle in the comics of "Twilight Wolf Looking for Home".

In 2009, there was also a cartoon called "The Hulk vs. Wolverine" was released.

Although in the eyes of non-American comic fans, Wolverine and the Hulk are considered to be an eight-stroke relationship, but in fact, they have long been playing in full swing in the comics. However, because of copyright reasons, the live-action movie of Wolverine vs. Hulk has become a lifetime series. Maybe after five or eight years, he can wait until Hugh Jackman appears on the big screen again as Wolverine, and maybe he will never wait.

So even though the film was cut for 14 minutes, I decided to bid farewell to Uncle Wolf in the cinema without hesitation.

Thank you Hugh Jackman for his 17 years of youth. "Wolverine 3" announced the curtain call of Wolverine, and also announced the curtain call of an era.

As a post-90s, there are no Terminators and Jedi Knights, no blade warriors and aliens in my youth, but... Wolverine!

Goodbye, Wolf.

Starting today, my youth is officially over.

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Extended Reading

Logan quotes

  • Donald Pierce: Charles Xavier, the world famous mutant octogenarian.

    Charles Xavier: Actually, I'm a nonagenarian.

  • Laura: You had a nightmare.

    Logan: Do you have nightmares?

    Laura: Si. People hurt me.

    Logan: Mine are different.

    Laura: Por que?

    Logan: I hurt people.

    Laura: [holds up the adamantium bullet] Que es esto?

    Logan: You know what it is. It's made out of adamantium. That's what they put inside of us. That's why it can kill us. Probably what's killing me now. That was a long time ago. I kept it as a reminder of what I am. Now I keep it to, uh... actually I, uh... I was thinking of shooting myself with it. Like Charles said.

    Laura: I've hurt people too.

    Logan: You're gonna have to learn how to live with that.

    Laura: They were bad people.

    Logan: All the same...