That is...
Heimdall!
Why!
Haven't resigned yet? !
For so many years, I have served a family of demolition enthusiasts who can play an eight-point stall better than anyone else. No matter whether they are facing internal troubles or foreign enemies, they insist on fighting on the front line. Unrecognizable destiny, in this one, I watched Asgard, who had been guarding him for thousands of years, being blown to gravel. Comrade Heimdall, who has experienced this tragedy, can actually comfort Brother Hammer with the excuse that "the land is gone but our people are still", instead of shouting, "I am not a gatekeeper! Hammer!" Breaking the 40-meter long knife used to open the door into scrap iron, this professionalism can be said to have moved the Nine Realms.
But Master Hai, the reason you used to comfort Brother Hammer is really useless! You people in God's Domain can't even tell that the guy who sits on the throne for two years and knows that he is watching the fan drama on the sofa is Xibei! What does this show? ! This shows that the people of God's Domain in this session are just waste snacks! The eldest lady who couldn’t get back to fight for the family property came up with the idea of letting the enemy out and fighting her to lose-lose and exploding the family property. But you take this group of trash snacks and the precious inheritance left by the ancestors. Isn't he guilty? ! If things like me and you in Hong Kong happen to Neon People, the leaders of the country will have to cut their stomachs together! How can it be fooled by the saying that "the people are more important than the country" like you prodigal gadgets!
What's even more extreme is that Brother Hammer took a ship of interstellar refugees to the earth after he bombed his own home one second ago...Is there not enough innocent people affected by the family dispute of your Odin family? Why do you think the people on earth will welcome you? With your biceps? ! Although your biceps are good, we people on earth still want to survive! Please don't drag us into the water if you go where the nuclear-level gods' realm is going to catch the horse queen! Besides, didn’t you tell Dr. Strange to be farther away from the earth? If you talk to the people of God’s Domain, you should fart (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻?! Relying on
your being a god, you will do whatever you want. The unemployed prodigal son is really irritating.
However, the thought of their arrival at the Earth is likely to be an angry person subjected to a "free fall at least three days and three nights" in the criminal ......
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I can not help looking forward to the follow-up ಠ 4 ಠ.
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1. Is the flame giant showing his evil plan to the protagonist for fear that others will not know how to cure him? So Odin's victory over this guy should be bullying his low IQ.
2. I give 100 points for the interpretation of Matt Damon's soul.
3. After Princess Ji sat on the throne she dreamed of, she was devoting herself to the creation of glass art works with her and her brother as the protagonist... You Odin's children... are really promising.ˊ_>ˋ .
4. What's wrong with your Odin family? After living for thousands of years, don't you know how to spend a little time on family education? ! If there is a conflict with the child, then throw people into the small black room without washing their heads or changing their sleep. Anyone will take revenge on the society, okay!
5. The family education of your Odin's family is really a failure. The daughter dare to order her father to kneel down (눈_눈).
6. The way Hammer begged Grandpa Four Eggs with the murder weapon not to cut his hair... It is not unreasonable to call him the princess.
7. The fight between Brother Hammer and the Hulk educates us: Sooner or later his brother will be punished if he unites with outsiders to domestic violence.
8. The meeting ceremony of the Valkyrie to Brother Hammer was his brother who was tied up by Wuhuada? _>ˋ? You know this sister very well.
9. The evolution of Hammer and Kiki’s mode of getting along over the years is very interesting↓
[Thor 1]
Hammer: I won’t fight you! Little brother! Have you forgotten our youth running together in the sunset? !
Kiki: I hate my brother the most!
【Women's Federation 1】
Brother Hammer: Don't quarrel with the throne anymore, let's discuss anything and go home with me... What do you say that my brother killed more than 80 people? Then of course I chose to forgive him!
Kiki: I hate my brother the most!
[Thor 2]
Hammer: I also want to believe in you again, brother! But why don't you give me a chance?
Kiki: I will help you for the sake of my mother, huh!
[Thor 3]
Brother Hammer: I am stupid Odoudou, no matter how bad you make it, you can’t hide from my fiery eyes~
Kiki: …This idiot has grown so much that he doesn’t eat my routine? ! There is no way to coax him now.
...So what has Brother Hammer experienced in the past two years?
Ahem, no matter what Brother Hammer has learned in the past two years, there is nothing wrong with throwing the pot to an iron man with a lot of attention.
10. Brother Hammer: It's not easy for me to be an older brother. I have been pricked by my younger brother since I was 8 years old.
... The family education of your Odin family is due to lack of boats.
11. Hammer: I like snakes the most.
Classmate Yemengade who did not appear on the picture:? ? ?
By the way, why would a guy like Hammer who follow the sunny route like cold-blooded animals like snakes? Except for this kind of creature and his brother's attributes, I really can't find any reasonable reason.
12. Brother Hammer, you have used your brother as a hammer since you were a kid! Why did your brother poke your kidneys, don’t you have any points in your heart? !
Besides, the pocket nail clippers your brother used to stab you can't even pierce your abdominal muscles, and they would cry while stabbing you so much that you can choose to forgive him, of course!
13. Kiki, are you qualified to say how shame your brother's unique secret skills are? No matter how shame you can have your own fan drama shame (￢_￢)?
14. Why both of your brothers can't live with your hometown? What did my hometown do wrong (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻?!
15. Brother Hammer: I really want to hug you if you are there.
Kiki: I'm here.
...so?
You gave us a hug ಠ౪ಠ!
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