crime movie? a bad romantic comedy

Guy 2022-01-27 08:01:25

When I opened it for nearly two hours, I felt that it was a bit long for this type of movie? Will there be places where the rhythm is slow? The sixth sense never fails me, I can't help but fast forward the whole film.

Julie's face may have really froze, and she basically couldn't make any big expressions the whole time. And her makeup and eye color is very like a zombie bride. Of course, Julie is beautiful even without makeup, but there is really no need to wear a fancy dress with a dull makeup look, right?

Like this, I basically don't color her lips the whole time.

But this heart-wrenching look didn't prevent her passing men and women from paying long-term attention to her. The stunning beauty really made me fall in love at first sight."

Although the uncle on the far right is a spy, but at a critical juncture like tracking a target, you look like you're fascinated by beauty!

The director may think that with Julie's beauty, she can focus on all beings without any shooting skills and special lighting, but unfortunately, queens such as Julie have not been able to do it in this film. On the contrary, every time everyone's forcible staring and giving way seem extremely blunt and excessive. It's just forcing respect. (And she's an agent. The last thing an agent needs is to attract attention, okay? It's enough to see that this film is very indecent.)

Obviously red lips are so beautiful, why not continue this look

Speaking of Depp, at first I thought he was actually here to play the little cutie helping others get off the train with their bags? It's not enough to carry one, it's enough to help a lady behind him, and even the big brother behind him has to take care of him. He's like a dedicated conductor, an unbelievable good person.

Depp was smoking a cigarette and reading a book by himself at first, I still felt very?
However, after seeing Julie in the next second, this same shocked face of passers-by made me think that he really played an ordinary tourist (deceived, deceived)

When it comes to romance films, the male and female protagonists have no sense of CP at all. This film also uses the form of a domineering president, but here Julie is the domineering president.

"Who is he?" "A person who used to be very important to me." Isn't this a dialogue where Silly Baitian found out that Mr. Ba had a relationship that was hard to let go of, and was jealous in his heart, so he asked directly?

Just after a deep kiss last night, Julie left without a word in the morning, and even helped him order breakfast before leaving.

It was very unbearable to see him running up and down on the roof. When he was about to be taken away by the bad guys, a black robe appeared like a ghost and he threw a rope and dragged him away. But why don't you carry a gun with you? You can only hit people with a lifebuoy in a critical moment?

After finally escaping the catastrophe, Depp can ask "Do I look so similar to him?" "What do you think of me?" Our Pope love brain has been hammered.

In the middle of the performance, Julie left Pupu with a sentence "It would be nice if we met on other occasions" and a few bundles of money before driving the boat to the sea. This is not what a real sea king is! Depp murmured "But I'm in love with you..." on the pier alone. The little eyes there were so weak and helpless that one wanted to protect!

Another abandoned (albeit to protect him) clip, on the dance floor without a partner, like me and you alone

And at the end, the sentence so, you love me? Really, after experiencing the storm together, I finally heard Mr. Ba say that I love you, and the little girl was overjoyed.

This may be the only moment when the two have a sense of CP

It's not classified as a comedy, but it's probably my favorite movie I've seen recently. Aside from the ones mentioned earlier, Depp is really miserable in this drama. First, he was forced to jump from the window and the roof to run for his life without even being given time to put on his shoes, and then he was forced to ride the wind and waves in the water.

In addition, the United States has been hacked several times. The front desk of the hotel is the most ridiculous. It is obvious that I can hear the gunshots on the phone and I am indifferent. Shaking my head and saying "These Americans" makes me feel bad for Pop again.

The police are also really funny

As for the ending, I really want to scold the director after struggling to the end, so you can show me this? Unbelievable! After all, it's a 10-year-old film. The whole plot mode and the inexplicably added soundtrack made me feel deeply fooled as an audience. In short, those who come to Julie Depp may be disappointed. This film is made with a laborious sloppiness, and there are too many places that cannot be delved into. Once you delve into it, you will feel that it is even worse.

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Extended Reading
  • Rhea 2022-03-22 09:01:30

    Granny enemy! It's a cheap copy of Anthony Zimmer, far worse than the original. Sophie Masso is a million times more attractive than Zhu Li. Zhu Li and Depu didn't call, but they got mixed up in the end, which was not convincing at all. Sophie Marceau played the charm of the woman who provokes you but hides from you, and the male protagonist of the original film also explained the change from temptation to love in a thrilling way. How can you get the taste of a European film when you are a fool and a sloppy old man?

  • Sydnie 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    Similar stories have been told over and over again, but I still really like the performance of deep in it.

The Tourist quotes

  • Hotel Waiter Guido: Bongiorno!

    Frank Taylor: Bon Jovi!

  • Elise: Invite me to dinner, Frank?

    Frank Taylor: What?

    [Elise gives Frank a look]

    Frank Taylor: Would you like to have dinner?

    Elise: Women don't like questions.

    Frank Taylor: Join me for dinner.

    Elise: Too demanding.

    Frank Taylor: Join me for dinner?

    Elise: Another question.

    Frank Taylor: [thinks for a moment] I'm having dinner, if you'd care to join me.

    [Elise smiles at Frank]