Professor Shelly Oberon:
[Bethany as Prof. Shelly Oberon is about to pee as a male for the first time]
So how do we do this?
Moose Finbar:
Easy. You just - you unzip, take it out, fire away.
Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
Remember to aim. It's very important.
Professor Shelly Oberon:
[Gasping]
Oh my God, you guys, there's like literally a penis attached to my body right now. Martha, come look at my penis!
Ruby Roundhouse:
No, thanks!
Moose Finbar:
Is this the first that you've seen it?
Professor Shelly Oberon:
Yes, I didn't wanna look.
Moose Finbar:
I looked at mine within the first 20 seconds of getting here. I'm happy to report that I was able to bring one thing from the outside world.
Professor Shelly Oberon:
[Bethany tried to take a peek at Finbar' peeing]
Moose Finbar:
What? Are you...? What are you doing? Are you looking?
Professor Shelly Oberon:
Sorry.
Moose Finbar:
You don't look over here!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
Yeah, you never look. It's a thing.
Professor Shelly Oberon:
[Unzipping his pants]
Okay, good boy. We're gonna take this nice and slow, and nobody's gonna get hurt. Now what?
Moose Finbar:
Now blast off!
Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
And aim, don't forget to aim.
Moose Finbar:
What is with you and aiming? What happened to you?
Dr. Smolder Bravestone:
Can we not talk about this in mixed company?
Professor Shelly Oberon:
[Peeing]
Wow, wow, WOW! Oh, this is so much easier!
Moose Finbar:
[Chuckles]
It's cool, right?
Professor Shelly Oberon:
Yeah, because you have, like, a handle. The fact that I'm not Instagramming this right now is insane.
