Full mouth artillery MAX

Amely 2021-10-13 13:07:29

If viewed as a superhero movie, it is not intense enough.

If you look at it as a comedy, it's wonderful.

At the beginning of the chapter, Deadpool has been complaining about his own licking of the producer’s eggs before he got the chance to make a single-player movie. In the middle, he complained about the X-Men series N times, and complained that he couldn't figure out the timeline of the X-Men series, and complained about his own cancer cells. , But he is actually not the cheapest person in the film.

The most venomous person is Deadpool's barkeeper Jiyou. After the male protagonist was disfigured, the base friend said: Don't worry, love is blind, and your girlfriend will not despise you. Then the male protagonist took off the mask, and the base friend said: You look like an avocado mated with another older avocado, or a testicle with teeth, because you look like "Munker Street" Freddy Krueger and Yoda in here came with a face-to-face thing...

Francis went to the bar and found a picture of Deadpool's girlfriend, and his friend called Deadpool: We are in trouble, no, you are in trouble.

Later, Deadpool went to find Francis to settle the accounts, and the base friend said: I should go with you, but I don't want to go.

The funniest plot is that Deadpool took a taxi with a large pack of guns and 3,000 rounds of bullets to find Francis, but in the car, he heard that the taxi brother had tied up his rival in the trunk, and talked so happily. After getting off the car, he found that he was pulling the bag with the gun into the car, and then called the taxi brother. As a result, the brother was rear-end collision, and the trunk of the rival was knocked flat and did not answer the phone. So Dead Waiter White prepared a bunch Gun, and finally had to use two knives to fight.

The roommate and the old lady are also super funny.

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Extended Reading
  • Zelma 2022-04-24 07:01:02

    Although it's funny, the excessive blood and pornography made me feel uncomfortable in front of the big screen, huh, but I'm still very happy to see the pool. I remember my favorite character when I first played "Ultimate Alliance: Civil War" on the PSP. Deadpool and Iceman, they are from Iron Man's team anyway~ [Yes, I am Iron Man's brainless fan [Die, Captain! D·I·E!!

  • Mackenzie 2022-03-24 09:01:08

    The man has forty-one mouths, and the same is true of Marvel's Deadpool, all relying on Xiaoqian to speak alone. Five super heroes, one with a knife and three with bare hands, fought like Ye Wen, but can kick people farther. The only special skill is that the black queen has a good root a few times, which looks very sad. People who don’t have a lot of laughs and think that their mouths are too cheap, probably have never seen "Crazy Clerk". Finally, I look at the appearance of the dictated eggs by Jian Jian, it's so inspirational.

Deadpool quotes

  • Deadpool: [upon learning Ajax took Vanessa] I'm gonna need all the guns.

    Weasel: Which ones?

    Deadpool: ALL OF THEM!

  • Deadpool: [on X-Men Wolverine] I've got no problems with Hugh. I mean he's a delightful guy, he really is. True legend. But the movie, that was a career low for me.