Rick:
[trying to pack Evelyn's things into a suitcase, but, as he's packing, she's taking her things back out again]
I thought you said you didn't believe in all this fairy tales and hokum stuff!
Evelyn:
Well, having an encounter with a three thousand-year-old walking, talking corpse does tend to convert one.
Rick:
Forget it! We're out the door, we're down the hall, and we're gone.
Evelyn:
Oh, no, we are not!
Rick:
Oh, yes, we are!
Evelyn:
Oh, no, we are not! We woke him up, and we are going stop him!
Rick:
We? What 'we'? We didn't read that book. I told you not to play around with that thing, didn't I tell you not to play around with that thing?
Evelyn:
Yes, that's right, me, me, me, me, I, I, I woke him up and I intend to stop him.
Rick:
Oh yeah? How? You heard the man, no mortal weapons can kill this guy.
Evelyn:
Then we're just going to have to find some immortal ones!
Rick:
There goes that 'we' again, y'know I wonder if-
[Evelyn slams the suitcase shut on Rick's fingers]
Rick:
Ah!
Evelyn:
Listen we've got to do something! Once the creature's been reborn, his curse is going to spread until the whole of the earth is destroyed!
Rick:
And is that my problem?
Evelyn:
Well, it is everybody's problem!
Rick:
Evelyn, I appreciate you saving my life and all, but when I signed on, I agreed to take you out there and bring you back, end of job, end of story, contract terminated!
Evelyn:
Oh, that's all I am to you, a contract?
Rick:
Ok look, you can either tag along with me or stay here... and try to save the world! What's it gonna be?
Evelyn:
I'm staying.
Rick:
Fine!
Evelyn:
Fine!
Rick:
Fine.
Evelyn:
Fine.
Rick:
Fine.
[leaves and slams the door]
Evelyn:
Ooh...
