Cosmo Kramer:
Well, after he heckled Toby, she got so upset, she ran out of the building and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe.
George Costanza:
That's unbelievable!
Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah! Then after the ambulance left, I found the toe! So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital.
George Costanza:
You ran?
Cosmo Kramer:
No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy - step on it!"
George Costanza:
Holy cow!
Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah, yeah, then all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I said, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy."
Cosmo Kramer:
[Kramer throws two punches and an uppercut]
Knocked him out cold!
George Costanza:
How could you do that?
Cosmo Kramer:
Then everybody is screamin,' because the driver, he's passed out from all the commotion. The bus is outta control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.
Jerry:
Wow.
George Costanza:
You're Batman.
Cosmo Kramer:
Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry:
You kept making all the stops?
Cosmo Kramer:
Well, people kept ringing the bell!
