Two big smokers

Paxton 2021-10-13 13:07:34

The screenwriter is really good, and this movie is very cool to watch.

When you dance with the devil you waif for the song to stop.

——What's that? What is this? ——It's a cocktail, you asked for a cocktail. Cocktail, didn’t you order a cocktail? ——No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a ****ing rainforest. But I didn't expect you to bring out a tropical rainforest. you could fall in love with an orangutang in that.

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels quotes

  • Dean: [after seeing Gary holding a candle under the house owner's feet] Whoa, whoa Kenny! What are you doing?

    Gary: I am trying to find out where they keep their money!

    Dean: You twat! Can't you see these people have got no money? They can't even afford new furniture! We've got the guns, whats the matter with you? Everytime we do a job, you have to go burning people's feet, whats wrong with you?

  • Barry the Baptist: [answering his phone] What?

    Dean: I thought you said there'd be no staff Barry!

    Barry the Baptist: Did you get those guns?

    Dean: You wanna see what they did to poor Gary?

    [calling out to a delirious Gary]

    Dean: Gary? Gary?

    Barry the Baptist: I said, did you get those guns?

    Dean: YES, WE GOT THEM!

    Barry the Baptist: Good, I'll speak to you later

    [hangs up the phone]

    Dean: Gary, if you can hear me, get back in the car now mate okay?

    [turning his attention back to Barry]

    Dean: Barry? Barry? Fucking sodding shandy-drinking bastard!