A Contra suitable for taking Dad to watch

Charlotte 2022-03-17 09:01:03

At 9:30 in the evening, I finished watching "The Expendables" at Bona. Before watching this movie, I was full of pride and determined in my heart, once I met those bad guys who didn't open their eyes and dared to call loudly after the movie started, Must beat him with a bright tongue. After the movie started, I fainted for a while, and it took me several minutes to figure out who was with whom-the heroes who used to fight with great strength, you guys belong to the same team.

——Then, aren't you invincible? What's the difference between this and killing BOSS with a plug-in?

Therefore, it is necessary to add some small episodes. One of my favorite episodes is that the expressionless Schwarzenegger molested Stallone. This scene is as terrifying as the invincible Terminator suddenly making a mischievous face when it rises up. It seems that Stallone has done a lot of effort to change the style slightly in order to increase the fun. , It's a pity that these episodes are so cold.

There is also an episode, which is almost copied from the "Godfather". When a man sees his distressed woman being beaten by another man, he will definitely find another man beaten by his mother. Come out, and this man-to-man war must be a fierce SM between combat effectiveness 99vs combat effectiveness 2.

As a young man who is so patriotic, I have a bit of slander about the role played by Jet Li. Almost all of his lines in the film revolved around the nonsensical theme of "Boss, give me more money, brothers want to raise children, it's not easy". And several other comrades in arms have lived the extravagant life of drinking cigars in bars and occasionally giving a large gem to the girl. So many years have passed, are we Chinese still so hardworking, brave and unpretentious in your eyes?

Let's talk about the heroine, she has a very taste, the kind of taste between men and women, charming with a little rebellious, and domineering but gentle. No wonder it ignited the emotional spark of the old virgin Stallone in an instant, and at the same time indirectly caused this pure man to ignite his hometown. However, there are still too few emotional dramas between the two of them, which makes me and the audience of the three popular audiences who love to watch lively. Therefore, I analyzed that these two people should be able to kiss in the sequel, and this kiss can resurrect the seriously injured Stallone in situ, and double the combat power, and finally hammer to death with a punch to the flesh. Big boss.

To be honest, this movie is not that good-looking, but the audience’s nostalgia is unstoppable, even if Stallone like me was still watching "Saint Seiya" when he played "First Blood", the post-80s would Go to the theater to contribute a box office, just to look at their original idols for Dad. In fact, this group of viewers sitting in the cinema will deeply appreciate the truth of "Time is not forgiving." Looking at those slack muscles, who else will not be afraid of the cruelty of time? Not every woman can stay young forever like Zhao Yazhi, and no man can have forever young muscles like Sakuragi Flower Road. We will all be old, this is the last bit of thought I squeezed out.

I don’t know if Stallone has regretted it. Why did he remember to direct a movie of his own until now? Your fans have been waiting for you for a long time.

PS: When I came out of the theater at 11:30, I saw Tsui Hark and a dozen staff from Hong Kong. They were chirping and chirping in Hong Kong. They brought countless lines. They seemed to be setting the scene for the movie theater. I don’t know. To be filming, there will be a premiere tomorrow.

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Extended Reading
  • Brittany 2022-03-24 09:01:22

    When I watched the end slowly, that uncle was holding kunai, I thought: This is really a bad movie!

  • Retta 2022-04-24 07:01:03

    brian tyler finished the soundtrack, I didn't expect BDrip to come out so soon~ Fortunately, I didn't go to the cinema and the hardcore movie the hunted a few days ago is more than this so-called tough guy movie. The comparison of the fights may be down. The gap between the real department and the entertainment department only depends on the audience to adjust their mentality

The Expendables quotes

  • Gunnar Jensen: Hey, nice bird!

  • Yin Yang: It's difficult.

    Barney Ross: What?

    Yin Yang: My life is difficult. I need more money.

    Barney Ross: Why that?

    Yin Yang: I work harder than the rest.

    Barney Ross: No, you don't.

    Yin Yang: Yes, I do! Everything is harder for me. When I'm hurt, wound is bigger, 'cause I'm smaller. When I travel I need to go farther.

    Barney Ross: I know, because you're smaller, right?

    Yin Yang: Yes.

    [pause]

    Yin Yang: I need more money.

    Barney Ross: I know, you told me.