A letter to German director Florian Henkel von Donnersma

Buster 2022-03-19 09:01:04

Dear Florian Henkel von Donnersma: Have a nice

summer.

(Regular greetings.)

Dear Sir, I am watching one of your films called The Tourist. I am so eager to write this letter to you that I cannot even wait until the end of the film.

(I'm watching one of your films called "The Tourist", halfway through the film, and I've decided to stop and write you this letter immediately. Maybe it's rude to you, but it's by no means sloppy. Seriously, I don't think I should take even an extra minute of time for this film.)

What a wonderful film, the hero and heroine don't need to say a lot, because they don't have much certainty about their own destiny. Venice is such a nice place, I'm sure the most ruthless killers get there and forget what they were there for. This is a place where only love should be kept.

(At the beginning of the film, I thought it was a special feature film. Later, I thought it was a literary film. Later, it became a scenery film. Then, it became more and more like an opera. Then, I Guess it's not a pantomime. You've made Venice a place where only idiots sing or fall in love.)

I'm amazed by your control over the pacing of the film. I must tell you that while watching your film, I have been in a state of uneasy anxiety and doubt, as if I were in an arranged conspiracy, and the most terrifying thing is that this conspiracy was a misunderstanding . I think this arrangement must be due to your originality. You have successfully made me feel the mood of the characters in the film. There will be no director who is better at this than you.

(It's an inexplicable film where everyone doesn't know what they're here for, and I think that includes you as the director. As for the pacing of the film, you should really check out "The Wiretap", what , you did that, no kidding.)

Also, your story structure is very unique in this film, which is not often seen in Hollywood films. And you seem to be very composed and sophisticated about it, and I'm impressed with the confidence with which you navigate the story.

(The story structure of this film is equally inexplicable, and I suspect the script was accidentally messed up and you didn't notice. I'm not very optimistic about your development in Hollywood.)

Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie's The acting was perfect, especially the scene where Depp dreamed about being with Jolie, took my breath away. They are the best actors, and you seem to tap into another quality of the performances of the two best actors. I'm sure Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie would also consider working with you a challenge to their acting abilities. With that said, you really should have made your way to Hollywood sooner. Also, the white suit top you picked for Johnny Depp in the film is beautiful, it makes the film look even more complete.

(Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie will definitely regret watching this movie. Especially the scene where Depp dreams about being with Jolie, I'm going to get lost, that bedtime scene looks like It was the Chinese revolutionaries who went to die. I believe your understanding of Hollywood is to use two people, Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie in the film. You will become Hollywood's poison, I mean, not in the future The poison of the masters. I give this one star for the white suit top you picked for Johnny Depp in the film, that dress is the only thing that looks okay in this video.)

Thanks You bring such a film to the world, I hope you have better work in the future, in fact, I don't believe that there will be any film in the future that will surpass this "The Tourist".

(In my letter to you, I have to solemnly ask you not to make any more movies. At least, make The Tourist your last.)

Thank you for your excellent work and wish you good health.

(If you stop making movies in the future.)


Yours sincerely

The5th.Chan

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Extended Reading
  • Kendall 2022-04-24 07:01:04

    unbelievably bad, depp explains what it means to "walk" through the set like a zombie

  • Hubert 2022-03-21 09:01:35

    The purpose of making this movie is to let these two fall in love in Venice, it is neither exciting nor thrilling, what are you doing~

The Tourist quotes

  • Hotel Waiter Guido: Bongiorno!

    Frank Taylor: Bon Jovi!

  • Elise: Invite me to dinner, Frank?

    Frank Taylor: What?

    [Elise gives Frank a look]

    Frank Taylor: Would you like to have dinner?

    Elise: Women don't like questions.

    Frank Taylor: Join me for dinner.

    Elise: Too demanding.

    Frank Taylor: Join me for dinner?

    Elise: Another question.

    Frank Taylor: [thinks for a moment] I'm having dinner, if you'd care to join me.

    [Elise smiles at Frank]