Turn Your Mind into a Demon - aka Tim Burton's Fall

Randy 2022-01-25 08:08:29

Luckily, I went to the movie theater to watch this movie, and it just didn't make sense when I came out.
A friend said he didn't plan to watch this film, because he was not optimistic about Tim Burton's nonsensical comedy making it into the mainstream. After reading it, I feel that she has foresight, Tim Burton is better to continue the gothic dark department.
When I watched it, I kept thinking, why is Johnny Depp not with Eva Green. The turbulent witch is not much more flavorful than the heroine who has no sense of existence at all... The reincarnated heroine fell in love with a vampire inexplicably. She is completely a puppet doll, and a "fate" can explain everything to a bird.
And this vampire is really not a good bird. It's just that the spermatozoa gave other people a witch, and then married a good woman... I think, you are really more compatible with a witch. Then, according to a very vulgar plot, the witch has become a "white-haired witch"...
A woman who is crazy about love, it's really a dream. In men's narratives, controlling women never end well. Abandoned by others, she should be crying.
She thought that he turned him into a vampire, and he became a monster, and finally met his opponent. After living for two hundred years, I still haven't forgotten this arrogant bastard... You have such magical powers, why should you care about a mortal man and turn him into a vampire, his taste for women is only the same as two hundred years ago. He was immortal because of you, and in the end his family killed you and he went and turned his lover into a vampire. A man should be a maker, a giver, and anyone who wants to steal his blood must die! The male protagonist in the whole drama is nothing more than taking advantage of the witch and then he is unwilling to do it again: How could my dignified landlord be knocked down by you! No matter how turbulent you are, I still like to like Chu Chu, who is pitiful and weak.
I saw the last friend next to me saying that this is a twilight city! Nima, the picture is gorgeous enough. What the hell is this story talking about? It's such a waste of good actors. It's just like Zhang Yimou's style.

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Extended Reading
  • Orrin 2022-03-21 09:01:34

    Just watch the captain sell cute ╮(╯▽╰)╭

  • Alycia 2022-03-21 09:01:34

    The owl that can't be stepped on is a supporting role this time

Dark Shadows quotes

  • Carolyn Stoddard: You're all stiff and proper and old-fashioned.

    Barnabas Collins: And Victoria? Is she not proper?

    Carolyn Stoddard: She likes to pretend she's rock'n'roll, but she's a Carpenters kind of chick for sure.

    Barnabas Collins: Do you mean to say that she has a penchant for woodworkers?

    Carolyn Stoddard: The Carpenters are musicians, stupid.

    Barnabas Collins: Ahhh, music... Yes, I'm rather fond of the music of the day. "I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover and I'm a sinner. I play my music in the sun."

  • Barnabas Collins: Here are my terms: Goest thou to hell, and swiftly please, and there may Azmodaeus himself suckle from your diseased teat!