Really weird family! !
The actors in it are all great, especially Jonny Depp, my favorite, but this is the plot. . . . How did you get this movie! !
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Is this a comedy?
Derek 2022-01-25 08:08:29
One day I saw Jonny Depp on ellen show to promote this film, I wanted to catch up and watch it, and the actors in the show are all my favorites. At the beginning, some of the scenes in the film were designed to be very funny, especially Jonny Depp's part, which can be said to be a humorous expression unique to foreigners, but as the plot developed, I was helpless later, and the more I watched, the more Depressed, I can guess what the protagonist is going to do next, it's a bit too common. The most bloody thing is that the werewolves have come out, dizzy, must there be werewolves where there are vampires in the eyes of foreigners! !
Really weird family! !
The actors in it are all great, especially Jonny Depp, my favorite, but this is the plot. . . . How did you get this movie! !
Really weird family! !
The actors in it are all great, especially Jonny Depp, my favorite, but this is the plot. . . . How did you get this movie! !
Extended Reading
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Carolyn Stoddard: You're all stiff and proper and old-fashioned.
Barnabas Collins: And Victoria? Is she not proper?
Carolyn Stoddard: She likes to pretend she's rock'n'roll, but she's a Carpenters kind of chick for sure.
Barnabas Collins: Do you mean to say that she has a penchant for woodworkers?
Carolyn Stoddard: The Carpenters are musicians, stupid.
Barnabas Collins: Ahhh, music... Yes, I'm rather fond of the music of the day. "I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover and I'm a sinner. I play my music in the sun."
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Barnabas Collins: Here are my terms: Goest thou to hell, and swiftly please, and there may Azmodaeus himself suckle from your diseased teat!