Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!

Velda 2022-03-16 09:01:03

This movie was picked up by Johnny, my sweetheart.

Although the movies Johnny has acted in in recent years are not very good, except for Johnny and Helena, there is nothing to watch. I still have a brain-damage fan's natural attack, and I accept them all.

But I only watched it once and never watched it again. The treatment is completely different from that of Pirates of the Caribbean (´._.`)

This dark shadow is also similar to the hairdresser Todd. But in terms of plot and styling, I myself prefer Todd the hairdresser, compared to this one.

Dark Shadows is based on the classic American horror series. But the movie wasn't scary at all, I wasn't scared at all, and certainly wasn't surprised.

Tim's plays all feel this way, so I didn't expect much.

Although I have a preference for Johnny, I won't say that this movie is good. Just like his films over the past few years, good-looking is good-looking, and bad-looking is not good-looking. It is useless to give more profound meaning, and it is not to write a thought report.

The reason why I think it's okay is because of Johnny and Helena (*´▽`*)

Helena is so cute (*´▽`*) Although she killed the nest of Sirius in HP (´._. ') It

suddenly reminded me of Alice in Wonderland played by Johnny and Helena before. It can only be watched as a normal movie.

In the whole movie, Johnny is selling cuteness, although I think it is not very good to sell cuteness. After all, I don't like this style very much, and the plot has a little more slots. I really liked the part I acted with Helena [The Will of the

Brainless Fan, anyway, this movie is just so-so, Johnny's brainless fan can accept it, and I won't re-watch it anyway (¬へ¬)

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Extended Reading
  • Orpha 2022-03-21 09:01:34

    Burton and Depp can't give the same feeling now, watching this film is for Chloe Moritz...

  • Cassidy 2022-03-21 09:01:34

    I like the retro taste very much. It should be regarded as the best work of Tim Burton in the past two years. It is much better than Alice or Shaver. There is no lack of playful and childlike things.

Dark Shadows quotes

  • Carolyn Stoddard: You're all stiff and proper and old-fashioned.

    Barnabas Collins: And Victoria? Is she not proper?

    Carolyn Stoddard: She likes to pretend she's rock'n'roll, but she's a Carpenters kind of chick for sure.

    Barnabas Collins: Do you mean to say that she has a penchant for woodworkers?

    Carolyn Stoddard: The Carpenters are musicians, stupid.

    Barnabas Collins: Ahhh, music... Yes, I'm rather fond of the music of the day. "I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover and I'm a sinner. I play my music in the sun."

  • Barnabas Collins: Here are my terms: Goest thou to hell, and swiftly please, and there may Azmodaeus himself suckle from your diseased teat!