hero is old

Janick 2022-03-21 09:01:37

It's a little embarrassing to see the man you once liked grow old on the screen, but it's actually not bad. If I like it, no matter how many wrinkles I have, I still like it; if I don't like it, I still don't like it. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I took my uncle who had not been to the cinema in 28 years to watch a movie, and shot "Forever" (this kind of love for more than an hour will drive my father and my uncle crazy), I chose "The Expendables 3" (skip directly After 1 or 2, my mother will stop for a while, and I will look at the picture before I can read the subtitles. Anyway, it is a pure visual movie). I fell asleep a quarter of an hour ago, and it wasn't until the beautiful old Mel Gibson came on stage that my eyes lit up. But it only lit up for a while, and then fell asleep again. The little fresh meats slowly woke up after their debut, and the one who seemed to be somewhat famous was Kenan Lutz. Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Jet Li, and Harrison Ford are all familiar faces (but the bulging blood vessels on Stallone's arms make me a little worried that they will burst during action shots), But my favorites are Antonio Banderas and Mel Gibson. There's not much to say about the plot, the action scenes are passable, and the surprises are the two episodes "Ticking Bomb" and "Old Man." Maybe it's because I'm really old, and my eyes were a little wet when I saw the little fresh meat squeezed together to sing Old Man.

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Extended Reading
  • Anais 2021-11-24 08:01:23

    After watching the movie in the early morning, and then riding a motorcycle home, it’s good to see~

  • Kiana 2022-03-24 09:01:33

    This story is even more boring, but a few "grandfathers" are still quite able to toss and do well, and Schwarzenegger and Jet Li have no integrity. The fusion of old and new is a good point. It is estimated that the grandfathers really don't have much energy for fighting scenes, resulting in only a little HIGH scene at the beginning and end. GAGO is very funny, I didn't expect it to be the uncle in the skin of my habitat

The Expendables 3 quotes

  • Doc: [looks at the young Expendables] Ama-teur.

    Toll Road: Amateur assholes...

    Mars: [pissed] Who're you calling asshole, grandpa?

    Toll Road: [confronts him] Grandpa's about to crush your windpipe.

  • Barney Ross: [at a nightclub] Where is the candidate?

    Bonaparte: [points at Luna] Right there in the red dress, about to chop those guys in half.

    Barney Ross: [Luna approaches drunk patrons fighting] The hostess?

    Bonaparte: Not the hostess, she's the bouncer.