Too cruel! Tianzhu Alien Awakens Stupid Cute Astronaut Feeding

Antonio 2021-11-25 08:01:28

Let me talk about the movie gossip first: Actually the movie was originally scheduled for March, but I was worried that it would collide with "King Kong", oh no, it was scheduled for May, but later I was even more afraid of colliding with "Pirates of the Caribbean", oh no, Because of the collision period, I went back to March again in advance. The film is rated R, and it is not in the country. After all, "King Kong" is more familiar to the audience. Zhuo Ju was too lazy to delete, and decided to introduce "King Kong".

"Alien Awakening" is inspired by the familiar 1979 version of "Alien", so the film structure is somewhat similar to "Alien". . In addition, this year's Alien series has a new work "Alien: Contract", the sequel to "Prometheus"! expect!

"Deadpool" plays Ryan because of a collision with "The Killer's Bodyguard". I had to cut my own scenes. So...there are surprisingly few scenes...his scenes will be introduced below. (Really so few.... What a pity)

The 6 main creators did not go to deep space shooting or CGI shooting in a weightless state, but the most primitive hanging! Wei! Ya! Egg hurts...

The six actors are Japanese Sanada Hiroyuki (Promise General). It is because SONY has obtained the global distribution rights. The film company is Paramount, with various Japanese capital injections. So although the lines in the film say that there are Chinese investment in space projects, there is a reason why Jing Tian cannot be seen.

When looking at the script, it is said that some actors will scream in surprise when they read the script...it's too exaggerated. But it was really scary and brutal. Especially when "Deadpool" Ryan vomited blood, he said very distressedly.

The movie has been warmed up for a year, and the freshness of Rotten Tomatoes was still 100% on the day before the release, and it slipped to 65% on the first day of release. The encounter with Waterloo may be related to too many slots in the film. A detailed analysis is provided below.

In the trailer, there is a scene of "Spider-Man" in 2007, which was recycled and reused by "Awakening of the Alien". However, sometimes some shots of the trailer will not appear in the feature film. So this recycled lens did not appear in the feature film.

As of the deadline, there is currently no news of a sequel to "Awakening of the Alien". But it is said that there will be different versions of the endings released on Blu-ray DVD (similar to the different versions of the "Butterfly Effect" endings that year). If there is no sequel to "Awakening of the Alien", the ending of the released version will make many viewers feel uncomfortable. Kaka. Let's talk about the perception: The duration of hard science fiction movies in outer space is very short, with a total time of more than 100 minutes, except for subtitles (no easter eggs). Like "Gravity", it is probably a traditional 90-minute movie. There is no urinating point, it is done in one go, the accident causes the story, and how to solve the accident becomes the driving force to advance the story. Disaster movies have now become one of the mainstream consumer movies. Every year, there must be accident movies to stimulate this seemingly peaceful real world. As the so-called alien aliens abuse me thousands of times, I treat alien aliens like first love! "The Awakening of the Alien" is not good just by looking at the title. That's right, there will be a more amusing plot commentary later! This time, Cass has a strong lineup, bringing together China, Hong Kong and Taiwan, oh no, bringing together big names from developed countries in the world. Except that there are no Chinese actors, Tiangong Space Station expresses condemnation of the cracked wall! No wonder you messed up! There are too many slots in the movie's plot, or in other words, the characters of the cass are so stupid and cute that they feed a Martian alien step by step. Next, please listen to me slowly! ! ! ---------------Connotation Zero Dead End Spoiler--------------- One day, 6 high-looking, stupid astronaut couriers were in outer space Receive a Martian courier. There is no danger of Mars Express successfully holding hands, it is great that there is no deduction of wages this month!

There is a stem cell in Mars Express that can only be seen by a microscope. Black biologists have successfully awakened Martian stem cells by simulating the atmospheric structure of the ancient Earth. This is the so-called small step forward for mankind and the first step to destroy mankind.

Then they fed the stem cells with nutrient solutions such as glucose. The stem cells quickly grow to the size of bean sprouts. The 6 stupid astronauts also connected to the little friends on the earth, interacting on-site to teach them about outer space. The friends in the pot are also happy to name this alien species of Mars: Kevin!

The stupid astronaut also gave special thanks to the space station sponsors: the United States, Russia, and China through the live broadcast! In the wall cracking protest, there is actually Chinese funding, why not let Jing Tian star in! Instead, let the Japanese perform! snort! Big tail wolf! Press your stomach. Finally, on the 25th day, the laboratory called the police. The reason was that a black biologist had a wrench that was not tightened, which caused the laboratory to simulate changes in the atmospheric structure. (Personally think it's the ghost of Mars Kevin). Mars Kevin went dormant in this accident, at this time it had grown to the size of a palm, like a starfish. The black biologist is crying, the Kevin who he raised himself is in danger, and finally he recognizes a godson, is it just such a shit! The black man was not reconciled and decided to activate Martian Kevin with an electric shock.

Sure enough, the electric shock was effective, but Mars Kevin revolted on the spot and directly broke the black man's hand! I have to make complaints here, do scientific experiments and extraterrestrial science experiments actually use latex gloves instead of more sturdy gloves! Is the sponsor, the United States and Russia eating the rebate?

As a result, Mars Kevin successfully escaped from the glassware. Kevin Mars is hungry! I ate the lab mice for the first formal dinner! Directly wrap and digest instantly! Cruel!

While Kevin Mars was eating, the other 5 stupid people went in to save the black people. The black man was rescued, but "Deadpool" Ryan was caught by Mars Kevin. At this time, "Deadpool" should be thinking about swelling inside! Am I going to be eaten when the movie just started! My role is too few! Sure enough, the flexible Martian Kevin got directly into the mouth of "Deadpool", it was too cruel! ! Like a dime in Alien, is Kevin Mars the long-lost brother of Alien? Soon "Deadpool" Ryan, died. After a while, Mars Kevin slowly crawled out of Deadpool's mouth, looking like an octopus. Obviously bigger!

This is the end of the story. Just keep Mars Kevin in the laboratory! But it's not dead, the fire alarm is activated, and the fire hole in the laboratory is opened! Mars Kevin can use the fire hole to drill out and enjoy the space station! The original remedy was to turn off the fire hole! But it verifies an old saying in the East, no zuo no die! TMD cannot be turned off at the same time! Must be closed one by one! When the last one was closed, Kevin Mars successfully got out of the laboratory! That's it, 5 stupid cutes are in the hunting range of Mars Kevin.

You said it was a coincidence! At this time, I was so immortal and disconnected from the earth. Because Mars Kevin ran to the communication center and drank up the refrigerant. The 5 stupid astronauts could only use rock, paper, scissors, and finally decided to let the captain fix it. Sure enough, he ran into Kevin Mars in outer space. Mars Kevin ruptured the captain's spacesuit and allowed refrigerant to flood the captain's helmet, which instantly turned into a goldfish pond. So the captain died in outer space.

Wit BOY Mars Kevin enters the space station again to carry out the next target looting. There is no life without feeding! There are only four dumb cutes left who decide to close the rooms one by one and use oxygen to suffocate Kevin Mars into dormancy. A traitor that emerged here is a black biologist. He actually got Mars Kevin tied to his lap and sucked his nourishment. After all, he was feeding his eldest godson by himself! Oh my God! Please open the logic of this way of thinking correctly! ! ! ! That is the alien species that wants to destroy the earth! (There is another explanation. Because the black man is disabled with no sensation in his legs, Kevin entangled his legs unknowingly, but the words of the black man before his death said that Kevin was actually innocent in order to survive, etc. , Makes me think he is intentional). According to your stomach, black biologists died because of feeding his godson Mars Kevin.

The remaining three are stupid and can only escape in two ways. escape. escape. The Japanese stupid fled to his sleeping cabin. Lock yourself up. The other two golden boys and girls locked themselves in the command room. At this time, a docking station floated in the distance. Is the Chinese rescue pod here? ! too young too simple! the answer is negative. There is no one at the docking station, just a booster. It turned out that the safety protection of this space station was designed by the lady. The first firewall is the space station, and the second firewall is the laboratory. If both firewalls fail. Will automatically activate the third firewall, which is the booster. This booster will automatically dock with the space station. And push the space station into deep space, away from the earth! Too cruel! ! This can completely prevent alien species from staying away from the earth. The lady has been keeping this secret and has not said it until now. At this time, the Japanese who was separated from the golden boy and the girl did not know the truth, thinking that the rescue was coming! Quickly open the sleeping compartment and want to manually open the door of the booster. The golden girl stepped forward to stop it in time. The Japanese loosened the screw of the booster, causing the booster to deviate from the course and hit the space station directly. The Japanese were also eaten by Mars Kevin. Pawn.

At this time, the space station has been bumped into many places. Oxygen will be exhausted soon. Most importantly, Mars Kevin is still alive. And the most terrible thing is that the space station did not push into deep space, but deviated from the course to lead the earth! ! It's a godsend to Mars, Kevin has nothing to do with it! !

At this time, the wit BOY Golden Boy thought that he could use the rescue capsule to lure Kevin Mars. There is one rescue cabin for each person. The Golden Boy’s plan is to lure Mars Kevin into the same cabin with him, and then switch to manual gear so that he and Mars Kevin will spray into deep space away from the earth together. Originally, he thought that Jade Girl would compete with him for the right to sacrifice. Who knows that Yu Nu happily agreed! So the lady happily sat in the rescue capsule heading to the earth's course. The Golden Boy successfully lured Mars Kevin to his rescue capsule and used the manual gear to drive the rescue capsule into deep space. Thousands of calculations are not as good as Kevin! Kevin discovered the trick of the golden boy. Use your infinite arms. Let the golden boy's rescue capsule sail to the earth!

At this time, the lady who wanted to return to the earth, the rescue capsule hit the wreckage of the porcelain space station when it was launched, the capsule system was damaged, and it deviated from the course! then! Originally wanted to let himself and Mars Kevin sail away from the earth's life-saving capsule to the earth! But the lady who originally wanted to return to the earth deviated from the course and headed for deep space! you say! Do not abuse! Just say abuse or abuse!

This is not over yet! The rescue capsule with Mars Kevin fell into the Vietnam Sea! It happened to be seen by two uneducated fishermen. You say they are uneducated! They would actually open the hatch! The golden boy in the cabin door was crying and robbing them of not opening! There is a monster inside, don't open it! They don't listen! then! cabin! door! beat! open! NS! Just say it! Do not abuse!

Movie END! Everyone can't help but breathe in the air-conditioning if you think about what will happen next! If Mars Kevin jumped into the deep ocean! Keep feeding yourself with sea creatures! Develop yourself into an island the size of an island to start fighting against humans! At that time, I am afraid that the atomic bomb would not be able to kill him! The rhythm of the sequel is to be filmed! A good stem cell was successfully awakened and then fed into a monster by accident, and was sent to the earth indirectly by a few stupid people! Intentionally or unintentionally! How many ways are there to kill Kevin Mars! None of them did it! Leave me speechless for three minutes.... I think the title should be changed to "The Stupid and Cute Astronaut Feeding of the Awakening of Heavenly Help".

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