The plot is not enough for special effects, but American humor is good.

Jamey 2022-01-27 08:01:28

Originally, there was no expectation. It was because of the agreement with Miss Qiu to "see New York City destroyed three times this summer" before entering the movie theater. Unexpectedly, when I saw my stomach, sitting in the movie theater, the fire was about to burn.

The plot can be simple and rude so far without scrutiny, and the logic is nowhere to be seen. In short, the dog's blood is sprinkled without hesitation, and all the characters just rush toward the vulgar broad road without hesitation. The story has no special effects, anyway, there is always an American humor to save the field, gag and laugh at Bojun. Smile for ten years, remember to open your mouth after smiling, and then feed you a cliché.

In fact, it doesn't matter whether it's vulgar. The story industry has progressed to this era, and there is no plot that no one has written. But the creative method is wonderful, telling you nakedly, they really don't even think it is necessary to even try to make the story better. They know better than anyone else that the plot turns of such a shit story is blunt and clichéd, but they just want to slap you directly-don't look at it if there is a kind.

The plotless snow chase lasted for twenty minutes, and I didn't forget to fuck Miss Megan's ass. My eyes are full of the fine lines and vivid nostrils on the tortoise's face. Thinking about the special effects so well, it's really temperless. Miss Megan’s resignation turned into King Kong’s marriage and childbirth to pick up the goods. I made a comeback once in my life, and I was wronged for her.

The vision is pulled again and again, and I am really not afraid that the aerial view of New York will not blind you. Therefore, the protagonist can be beaten by the villain in the whole film and can't stand up. Anyway, you know that justice always defeats evil, so why bother to make up a reasonable turn.

I always thought that commercial films also have dignity. I am extremely ashamed of my superficiality.

When I watched it, my whole body was itchy and unbearable, and I sincerely wanted to apologize to all the domestic screenwriters I scolded. Subcontracted to fifty people to write what happened, everyone at least really wrote a part of it. Has anyone written this fucking? It's a collection of classic cliche plots at all. Then stuff the American-style humorous jokes in, and work together.

In contrast, the self who has been writing stories in the past two days, racking his brains before and after all the subways on and off the road to complete the two characters and set the main line, is really like a fool.

Give me back two hours, two lunches, and a healthy brain.

At this moment, I continue to waste time writing these words, and I really want to persuade you not to read them. If you still go to see it, I also understand you deeply. It can only be said that Paramount is really a bastard, because the moment the script was reviewed, they already knew too much, and the story was really not important.

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles quotes

  • [from trailer]

    Raphael: Drive!

    Vernon Fenwick: You're a talking turtle...

    Raphael: Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, HIT IT!

  • [from trailer]

    Leonardo: We were created as weapons, and we knew the world would never accept us... but one day, it would need us.