I'm here to make complaints, what do you think of this!

Leif 2021-11-23 19:53:41

The most handsome captain and the cute sniper were blown up as soon as they came up, not even a whole body was left. How do you look at this!
There is a silly big man with only muscles, a vase with a big-breasted Electra, a featureless stunned green, a retired hoarder who likes to molested big-breasted women, plus a deaf-mute and handicapped who never The show-faced extras and martial arts instructors also instigated the Asian long-faced cool guys. What do you think about this bunch of crooked melons and cracked dates!
The Asian long-faced man was burnt as soon as he exposed his olive oil. Is this teaching us not to dress and expose in public places? How does this make people look at it!
Ninja Association, are you guys? How come the association is white, black, Korean, and South American. . . You are all so diversify, why bother to set up your headquarters in Tokyo! How does this make people look at it!
Old witch doctor, are you a decathlon? You are an old lady applying medicine. What physical skills do you learn from others? . . Do you think you are a druid and you can increase blood and fight melee? If you want to fight hand-to-hand, you should be a little tougher. If you can't get a stick with three tricks, it will be kosher to make people look at it!
Hero, your sister! The undercover agents of you all arranged to go in, and you watched London be completely blown up. When you rushed in, you killed all American soldiers. How does that make people think!
Did you invest in this movie in China? The nuclear congress talks about why everyone in other heads of state repeats the camera but does not show the face of the Chinese head of state. Only in a very quick shot can you see an old profile, and how much did you invest in Yahoo! What's the matter with the big word Yahoo on China's nuclear box button! How does this make people look at it!
Korean long-faced man and masked stuntman, please be together! What is it like to always look at each other ambiguously! Seeing you again after a long absence is to stare at the curve of someone's back for dozens of seconds. When the flesh is entangled, people will be drugged! In the end, when the fighting was the fiercest, the stick man held the sword of the masked substitute in his hand! Tightly! Take the other man's sword! Hold it in your own hand! How can this make people look directly at it!
Don't kill the power, your collection is serious! It's still a serious delusion of being persecuted! There is a machine gun in the closet! Tanks parked in the garage! Where do you need a vase to save the president at last! The only contribution of the vase is to shoot the uncle President! How does this make people look at it!
Bullet shooter will always destroy an enemy with one bullet. We are all sharpshooters! Shoot the protagonist and the main villain will never be shot! In the end, it must be hand-to-hand! Nima has been around for more than 20 centuries! The whole London was wiped out in one cannonball! Would Nima kill someone with a hot weapon? How does this make people look at it!
And the people inside are all supermen! The explosion won't die! Applying some medicine doesn't even have scars! 70 Mejip can't die! People can jump around and escape on a motorcycle! It's such a man who couldn't be hit by a car and fainted after being swiped by a muscle man a few times! How do people think there is a way not to complain!
There is also the uncle president, people have been asleep, your wife has been asleep for so long. . . It is only now that you remembered and said, "If you dare to treat my family..." You are so natural. . . You really are the heart of the Virgin. . . you really. . . Excessive taxes and miscellaneous taxes are too high, you see, even the villain pays you too much tax. . . But the villain, are you really paying taxes? . . this. . . Let people. . . Oops, I haven't reported the tax this year. . .

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Extended Reading
  • Mae 2021-11-23 19:53:41

    The IMAX 3D visual effects are great, the script level basically continues from the previous episode, first destroy Paris, then London, popcorn over again

  • Marietta 2021-11-23 19:53:41

    The snowy mountain snatching is definitely the coolest part of the whole film. Li Bingxian's role is quite resplendent. There are many Li Tong's shoes. The whole film is sold out. The meat is sold and the cool skin tone, tight belly and eight-pack abs are really letting Aftertaste nia~~ PS: Are Qianning children’s shoes a friendly guest appearance in this film, or do they come out with soy sauce and get a familiar face? The first shot came out funny, plus sold a little cute, and returned heroically. The anticipation at the beginning was lost in an instant.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation quotes

  • Captain Duke Hauser: Drive it like you stole it!

    Roadblock: As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.

  • Zartan: [as President] Well the good news is no global warming summit next month. Unless one of us cares enough about his place in history to unilaterally disable his warheads. You know, in the name of the children.