sucks!

Jeffery 2022-03-20 09:01:48

Word of advice: Don't go see this movie. It sucked. I can easily say it's the worst movie I've seen this year.

It just didn't live up to expectations. I thought it was going to be a treasure hunt movie, it wasn't. It started out with Matthew McConaughey and Steve Zahn looking for a battleship that was lost during the Civil War, but ended up with them going on an adventure to save the world from getting water poisoned. Oh, and Penelope Cruz is involved too. Her acting is just so bad... "Oh, DAAAMN-IT, my bag." in her super slow accented English was just too much for me to bear.

Dialogs are cheesy, nothing was believable, the villains had no bite, the good guys never get hurt no matter how dangerous the situation is, and everything that needs to happen just conveniently happened. OK, so all popcorn movies are like that, but this one is worse. The storyline was just not strong enough to draw me in; I was bored out of my mind half way through the film.

I wish I would've gone to watch "Fever Pitch" instead. :P

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  • Raleigh 2022-04-24 07:01:07

    Interesting film, the selling point is Cruz

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Sahara quotes

  • Al Giordino: [after going outside and being shot at] Next time, *you* go!

    Dirk Pitt: What the hell took you so long?

    Al Giordino: What? I stopped for coffee.

    Dirk Pitt: Get a receipt?

    Al Giordino: Yeah, I got a receipt, and I got you one, too!

    Dirk Pitt: You're the best, Al!

    Al Giordino: You know what? I'll even get you the money from Sandecker!

  • [two of Zatib's gunboats have just intercepted the NUMA team]

    Dirk Pitt: I'm sorry, I don't speak English.

    Gunboat Officer: You are speaking English right now.

    Dirk Pitt: No, I only know how to say, "I don't speak English" in English.