Solemnly protest the commercial interruption of the movie!

Madelyn 2021-11-29 08:01:19

Voiceover: "If you buy a car, don't buy anything else, you must buy an Audi~ As long as you have an Audi, you can fly freely on the road like a superman..."

Look at that, no matter how high-speed or outdoor, Audi has Super powerful performance. How flexible the brakes are. Even in the water, it has super tightness, the engine does not enter the water, and it is taken out immediately on the road. Super strong gripping ability, 220 turns per hour can beat the opponent with a graceful curve. The instantaneous explosive power can quickly increase the speed in just a few seconds, break through the fence and rush to the roof of the train. Unique safety design, although there is no airbag popping into the train carriage, but the front of the car is intact, which absolutely guarantees your safety.

What are you still hesitating? Owning such a super-powered car ensures that you can show off your skills on the road and definitely earn enough face and lining. There are

so many pretty girls~~ Such a show scene, how can there be no handsome men and beautiful women~ Plus male and female pigs It’s great to show off your figure with your feet and fill the eyes of the audience. A blockbuster is about to come out!

——Eh, take a long time, just this is too rough, Song brother, you are a meticulous person, how can you allow such a sloppy film to flow into the market~ ——Yes, you have
to stroke it again. ..Well, the beauty of Xiangche, the seductive figure...seems too weak, seemingly flawed in action? ~
——Bingo! This is it! Wow~ Brother Song, you are so talented~

Add some action scenes of playing and taking off your clothes intermittently (don’t think it’s crooked, Brother Song is a serious filmmaker), Shinichi This is how a blockbuster film was produced! !

——Huh, what about the storyline?
--plot? Funny, you nei~ With these routines these years, you can fool the audience, and the plot can’t be used as a meal~

So, with the sign of "Let the plot go to hell", the trafficker 3 is on the road. There is no shortage of cheering audiences around. Brother counted the bills and cramped and didn't forget to be triumphant, "Look, I was right!"

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  • Tianna 2022-04-22 07:01:17

    Worst one in the whole series, especially the heroine, that freckled face, oh my lady gaga! ! ! ! !

  • Brice 2022-04-23 07:01:52

    The director has changed, and the producer has also changed to Lionsgate, which is contaminated with the style of some B-level crime action films. The main shooting location has also been moved from the modern city to the suburbs. The artistic style is obviously different from the previous two films. The story continued to start anew, but Statham finally returned to the professional escort, and of course the heroine had to be escorted. The wrist bomb, which explodes 75 feet from the car, adds a sense of tension that the first two films lacked (but the dismantling process is a bit easier), and some of the plot around it is interesting (Statham gets kicked out in the middle). The car has to ride and run, and the decisive battle against T-Bag is only one step away but unable to move forward. This is the biggest challenge to him in this series). Audi's advertising paragraphs are also getting longer and longer. You can continue to drive immediately after falling into the water, and you can also directly wear it into the train compartment to sling tanks + submarines. I don't know where to buy it? T-Bag just finished filming the last season of Prison Break at this time, and ran over directly with his styling and acting skills to be the villain. The heroine is really unsightly and can be called a reverse vase in an action movie. When did Luc Besson's female taste decline so much?

Transporter 3 quotes

  • Inspector Tarconi: It's a good thing that we French have such a highly developed sense of humor.

    Frank Martin: With all due respect, the French think that Jerry Lewis is a genius.

    Inspector Tarconi: Jerry Lewis is a genius.

    Frank Martin: Dean was the genius.

    Inspector Tarconi: No. Dean just stood there with a drink and a cigarette.

    Frank Martin: My point exactly. Anyone can fall down and get a laugh. But how many people can do it standing still with a drink and a cigarette?

  • Inspector Tarconi: I'm afraid our day of leisure is cut short. There is a big mess in Marseilles - some madman driving an Audi at impossible speeds.

    Frank Martin: Don't look at me.

    Inspector Tarconi: That is the first place the chief told me to look. But I will tell him you have the perfect alibi. As usual.