Make a discussion, let it go, don’t toss, forget it

Curtis 2021-12-01 08:01:28

Sixty-point movies are as standard as textbooks.

Like a stunning beauty, standing on the top stage, with countless lenses locked, dressed in a pearly robes, and then began to perform eye exercises.

This inevitably makes the audience very entangled: you have to throw a rotten apple at her or scold her, she does have something to do with it. You have to boast sincerely, it's just embarrassing yourself.

The following contains spoilers:

1. The settings are really good! The opening is very eye-catching. ...And then I found that this is probably the best part.

2. This shark is too ruthless. It can move freely in the depths of 12,000 meters and in the shallow waters of Sanya. Do you know that you are such a model worker and the pressure unit Pascal?

3. Underwater special effects are okay, so consider changing to underwater sightseeing films.

4. I beg all the monster filmmakers. Don't fall in love. We are here to watch monsters in the theater, not to see the seven billion humans distributed on the earth. Li Bingbing looks pretty in the film. But I would rather watch her make harpoon gestures than watch her find a stepfather for her daughter.

5. Tucao with friends "Why do all the plots of'emergency emergence, everyone is helpless', will find a master who has retired for many days from the homeless or gambler or alcoholic. The key to impressing him is basically the ex-wife/ex-wife. Girlfriend/Former Companion..."

6. Rhythm advancement is quite problematic... Describe it as "Wow, good... Aha... (lightly puzzled atmosphere)... Scared?"

7. The biggest disaster in this film is caused by stupid humans. When the megalodon approached Sanya, and the arrogant helicopters filed out, I thought that the next second I would start to perform the air-sea joint hunting of giant beasts. They... collided... and... blew up the ship... You... did you put your brain on the breakfast plate when you went out and forgot to take it...? ? ?

8. The plot of Ajun's sacrifice is still a bit touched.

9. If the main plot is: After the megalodon rises, it attacks the base, and the base collapses. Everyone escapes by boat while evading the megalodon... Isn't it good? Why do you want to shoot like this, I don't understand.

10. I might prefer to watch a two-hour megalodon vs. deep-sea squid.

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Extended Reading
  • Asa 2022-03-22 09:01:45

    Why is Li Bingbing whiter than white people? Why is Jason in such good shape after drinking so much alcohol? Is it because Zhao Wenxuan's gay temperament is so strong that Li Bingbing can't breathe when he sees a straight muscular man? Why is this kind of disaster film with no bright spots and slag still made in 8012? That scene in Sanya reminded me of "Jaws" every minute, which further shows how excellent Lao Si's storytelling and scheduling are

  • Zelda 2022-03-23 09:01:52

    In general, a passable popcorn movie~

The Meg quotes

  • Heller: He's in perfect shape.

    Jonas Taylor: Just like the last time you examined me.

    Mac: [walks in the medic bay] Suyin took a glider 15 minutes ago. She's planning on taking the Origin back up.

    Jonas Taylor: Take me to the sub.

    Heller: We're not done here.

    Jonas Taylor: Yeah, we are. Lori's running out of air and we're in international waters, which means legally I can beat the ever-loving shit out of you and get away with it.

    Mac: It's true. Legally, I mean

  • Jonas Taylor: Hello, skipper.

    Meiying: You must be the crazy guy.

    Jonas Taylor: Now who called me that?

    Meiying: My mom. Dr. Heller.

    Jonas Taylor: Yeah, well, I'm not crazy. I've just seen things no one else has.

    Meiying: That's definition of crazy.