A good fire costs charcoal, a good woman Feihan, a good house fee is bad.

Sarah 2021-11-29 08:01:18

This is from Fatty Peng. I hope he will not seek me to claim copyright fees.

Recently, bad movies have been in short supply. Of course, I am not referring to bad movies in the true sense. For example, if the script is not rounded, if you are the one, it is pure money. —— Dozens of masterpieces on the hard drive are still lined up. As a result, I open a network disk all night to drag the dumb stuff like "Adventure Paradise". I just returned home in the middle of the night. It was only 2 hours before I didn’t want to sleep. The creatures I knew were not online, and the American TV series were all hibernating. At this time, many parts are needed. Many parts have warm plots, fresh characters and small feelings. There is also a small film to accompany the garbage time. As Director Peng said, brushing your teeth and washing your face, adding water to the humidifier, applying a mask, manicure, and dozing off during this time will not affect your understanding of the plot.

And I will go to open this kind of reading and find that nothing happened, no conflict, no turning point, no orgasm. The most excessive plot is just three young people eating some marijuana biscuits, giggling in the amusement park for about 10 minutes and being chased. After 100 meters, I didn't pursue a movie, it was obvious that it was either male or female. (Tan hand) There are men on Facebook, and women on Twilight. This is a period of time when they were trapped in the space-time enchantment in 1987 and had nothing to do before they started their own legends. They really had nothing to do but fell in love with each other, and then everyone talked about others' right and wrong. It is worth mentioning the following points: First, the taste of American college students' clothes is truly the same. The two protagonists positioned in 1987 can directly appear in Social Network 2 or Twilight 4 without changing their clothes. Secondly, chaos is really an eternal topic in youth films. Recently, every night I have to witness a cute boy embarking on a journey of chaos. When I look at it this way, I feel that my mentality has gradually changed from Mary Su to using motherly kindness. Staring at these little cuties, "Don't be afraid, be good, Auntie will help you get rid of it~". . . Finally, the whole film is Jesse’s Meng Show. Now I can't say that he has acting skills, and I want to vomit that after watching so many of his films, I found that he actually carried out the cramping performance from the beginning of his career to the present. If you don’t believe me, you broadcast this movie together on social networks. Except for the different lines, the person who fell in love was replaced by Garfield (by mistake). The others are all the same person!

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Extended Reading
  • Andres 2022-04-21 09:01:55

    The confusion of youth, the inability to see the future, the inability to distinguish between love and sex, and at a loss in the face of reality, but, it will always pass...

  • Providenci 2022-03-22 09:01:41

    To sum up, two actors I like played a movie that I don't like very much. By the way, there is also Uncle Green Lantern in it. In fact, life is often so unsatisfactory. Those people or things that you think are wrong just exist so logically, but maybe we just need to be ourselves.

Adventureland quotes

  • Bobby: Hey honey, I'm running out of googly eyes. Do you have any more over there?

    Paulette: Yeah, me too. But I found these.

    [holds up eye patches]

    Paulette: So I have just been sort of.

    Bobby: Oh!

    Em Lewin: [enters office] Hey.

    Bobby: Hey Em! What's up?

    Em Lewin: [punches clock] Uh, I quit! See ya.

  • Em Lewin: Was the sex good?

    James Brennan: She was very sexy.

    Em Lewin: You've been with a lot of girls?

    James Brennan: Yep. Are we talking about intercourse specifically?

    Em Lewin: [laughs] Yeah.

    James Brennan: Yeah, yeah. No in that case there were actually a few times that I could have done that. But it wasn't, it wasn't exactly right.

    Em Lewin: [shocked] Wait, so you're telling me you're a virgin?

    James Brennan: There were circumstances.

    Em Lewin: Oh my God.

    James Brennan: No! Okay, alright for example, junior year I was dating this girl Betsy Cooke. Betsy was kind of like, she was kind of a prude actually. Anyway one day I was reading Shakespeare and I realized I don't really love this person. You know? It was one of the sonnets, "being your slave, what should I do but tend upon the hours and times of your desires?" And I realized I don't want to tend to Betsy's hours or her times. Alright that doesn't matter. Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house and I was literally about to tell her and that's the night she said she wanted to have sex. Can you believe it? It was the same night.

    Em Lewin: And you didn't just fuck her anyway?

    James Brennan: Hmm? No. So what about you and intercourse?

    Em Lewin: Can you stop saying intercourse?

    James Brennan: Sure, sure.

    Em Lewin: I don't know. There were guys in high school and then, like, there were other ones.

    James Brennan: Were you in love with any of them?

    Em Lewin: No. Hell no.

    James Brennan: Gotcha.