Please return ten dollars to the classmate who invited me to watch the movie, thank you!

Clare 2021-11-27 08:01:18

Although there are still more than 3 months before the closing of Zhang in 2008, I have a foreboding that this film will become my TOP1 in 2008!

TOP1 bad movie!

The whole film is so bad that I basically have nothing to say. Classmates who are familiar with me know that no matter how stupid the film is, I can have some fun. Opposition, but this movie is amazing, amazing, really amazing. I believe I can control the ending in 500 words.

Feixue, Hanna, Isabella Liang, Huang Qiusheng, and even Michelle Yeoh are all my favorite stars, but why is this film so amazing and so bad? ! The beautiful sister Waisz is gone, and Ms. Bello, who replaced her, is too old to burn, and she still looks sexy and sturdy on the screen. Jet Li is too old to burn. Michelle Yeoh is too old to burn. Although Feixue was still crispy, it was as fat as a pig that was burnt very crispy. The little brother of the O'Connor family, who I can’t remember, is very fat and ugly. Ms. Meng Guangmei looked aggressive, but it was also bad. Huang Qiusheng is handsome, but still sucks. John Hannah I used to like you so much, but why are you so like a clown, shit.

I’m not a very politically conscious person. I’m sorry for the king of the ball. It’s the king of Qiu, who has become a three-headed dragon in Western mythology or a solemn and solemn terracotta warrior has become an evil demon army. Deeply offended. I don't care, it's just an entertainment film anyway, on the contrary? But why can they be so bad! So bad! It sucks! It sucks in minutes, the front is bad, the side is bad, the back is bad, the reverse is bad... And I saw the dubbing version, I magically heard the voices of those familiar and friendly neighborhoods in the TVB drama.

Bad photography, bad screenwriters, bad love scenes, bad character characters, bad fighting scenes, including frivolous bridges and impetuous glib tongues.

I don’t even have YY's heart for this kind of bad movie. Looking for CP to satiate my mind is simply an insult to my IQ. Okay, let’s just talk about the only bright spot. Although it sucks, it’s relatively not bad because... because I don’t say anything: Jonathan (John Hannah) caught fire in his butt while chasing the ball king, Rick (Brendan Fraser) ) Take off his suit and repeatedly slap him on the ass. Jonathan screamed shyly: "Slap my ass! Harder!"

If you are picky about watching movies and want a painless experience of pregnancy, you can go to the movie theater. I I think you are likely to have a pregnancy reaction.

I will not say anymore! Oh shit. Five hundred words are not there.

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Extended Reading
  • Winston 2022-03-28 09:01:02

    One is easier to disappoint than the other ~ weep!

  • Josue 2022-04-24 07:01:05

    One of the works that Chinese actors collectively entered into the international mainstream commercial film market. Li Lianjie was used as a gun again, disgusting. . .

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor quotes

  • [stopping a truck and throwing the man out]

    Rick O'Connell: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Sorry, pal. There's a mummy on the loose!

  • [upon being surrounded by an army of the undead]

    Rick O'Connell: These are, uh... They're good undead guys, right?