The big speculation about why Chinese people are not good at making horror movies! !

Tyson 2021-11-17 08:01:28

Next, let’s do multiple-choice questions in the life test:

One day, you, your boyfriend, and two other friends drove to Yunnan to play, and the weather was hot and dry. You are very happy because you have a longitudinal concert in your hands. The first row of tickets! Na, na, cross this highway and you can reach Yunnan! At this time, the girl who came up and your friend got together, let them go. Your boyfriend and friends are saying that when you arrive in Yunnan, maybe you can get some marijuana from there! Although you are a little angry, your boyfriend will soon make you happy. You two made a kiss,

1. Ah, I almost ran into a girl who walked in the middle of the road stupidly. You,
A. yelled: "I 'm looking for death!" and left. (The test is over)
B. Get out of the car and have a look. (Go to topic 2)


2. Niu is in a very bad state, I have never known what she is muttering, as if she has a problem with her brain. You,
A. This may be a local idiot. Seeing that she was okay, she was not hit by your car, so she left. (The test is over)
B. Take her into the car. (Enter topic 3)


3. Niu sat in your car, suddenly took out a pistol from her private part, and banged herself. Both you and your friend are terrified, throw away the marijuana you got, and decide to take her to the police. You went to a tavern. The food in the tavern is all rotten meat. It seems that no one has been here for a long time, an old lady, after listening. Someone in your car swallowed a gun and behaved very calmly. Call the police for you. You heard that the sheriff is in the mill on the east side of the village, and you,
A. stay in the tavern and ask the police to come here to deal with it. (The test is over)
B. Drive to the mill. (Enter topic 4)


4. The mill is overgrown with weeds, and there is no one. Some of your friends said that we should throw away the corpse, but other people think that throwing the corpse away seems immoral
. (The test is over)
B. I feel that throwing the corpse seems immoral, take the corpse to the town, or go back to the tavern, and continue to call the police. (The test ends)
C. Three friends stay where they are, you and your boyfriend find a place to call. (Go to topic 5)


5. In the wilderness, unfamiliar with life, you two went to a nearby house, a big dark house, there is a strange old man who agreed to let you in and call, but your boyfriend is not allowed to also go in.
A. It's horrible to go in alone and stop calling. (The test is over)
B. Go in alone and make a call. (


Go to topic 6) 6. After the phone call, the old man called to blame and asked you to help. You,
A. Find a boyfriend with you. (The test is over)
B. Lean over and walk in alone. (Enter topic 8)


Interrupt topic 7. You hear a loud noise and don't know what's going on. When you come out to see, your boyfriend is gone. You think he might have gone back to the car and went back. As a result, your friend said that your boyfriend did not come back. You looked around and found lots of cars, mess, pictures of girls who committed suicide, and human teeth. Reminiscent of all the strange incidents that happened today, your friend asked you to take out the car keys and leave together. You refused, and you must find your boyfriend and leave with you. So you and a friend left the car again and went to the big house to look for it.

The words are divided into two parts,
(1) Now you are a boy among the two friends who stayed in the car. At this time, a man in a police uniform came and took the girl’s suicide gun. There was no police work at all. The way to deal with the evidence is to insert your own boots, and then ask you for help, wrap the body with plastic wrap. You guys,
A. This is unreasonable. Although you don't know the correct way to deal with it, it seems inappropriate, so you are suspicious.
B. You completely obeyed the police.

(2) The police took the body and the gun and left. You continue to wait at the same place. Your friend ran back in horror. Want to drive away people. Before you had time to ask her what happened, the sheriff showed up again, regardless of your friend's chainsaw or the complaint that killed him. He just investigated you for smoking marijuana in the car. You,
A. is more suspicious. Regardless of marijuana or marijuana, ask your friends to speak clearly.
B. Obey the police and lie motionless on the ground.

(3) The policeman wants you to sit in the car to simulate the girl committing suicide. It is already obvious that the policeman is a pervert. He handcuffed your hands and wants to take you away. You,
A. Although you have handcuffed your hands, you can resist and you can jump into the car and escape.
B. Obediently be taken away by him.


8. Okay, back to you as the heroine. You and a friend go to a big house to find a boyfriend. It is still a strange old man and a spooky house. At this time, a monster appeared holding a chainsaw and cut your friend. You ran desperately and finally ran out, returned to the two friends, and started the car. At this time, a policeman appears, you,
A. Ask the police to investigate the chainsaw incident, you have to leave here and go to a safe place. What is the conviction and sentence of marijuana smoking compared to the chain saw killing? The police are not allowed to take away friends. (The test ends)
B. Obey everything the police say. (Go to topic 9)


9. The chainsaw murderer came and hacked another girl to death. You run and run. Saw a house. You,
A. In the wilderness, there is obviously a chainsaw murderer nearby. How can there be a house that is too safe? Compared to hiding in such a house, it may be safer to be outdoors. You hide behind a certain stone, tree hole, or haystack. (The test is over)
B. You run into the house. (Enter topic 10)


10. There is an old lady and a woman in the house. They give you hot tea to comfort you, and there are children crying. You are a little relaxed and drank their tea. At this time, you found that the phone they said there was no ringing, and you also found that the child is the child in the photo you saw before, you,
A. Don't irritate them, the most important thing is Leave this house as soon as possible, try to vomit tea, and hide. (The test is over)
B. Speak up and ask: You said you don't have a phone! ! ? ? You stole this kid! ! ! (


Go to topic 11) 11. You are thrown into the cellar. I found your friend, he was tortured in pain, and asked you to help kill him. You did it. Then you finally escaped with another friend and hid in the house. Unfortunately, he was killed by the chainsaw murderer who came after him. You ran and ran, and saw a house again, you,
A. I knew the house was not safe with the previous experience, so I decided not to hide in the house. (The test is over)
B. Go in again. (


Go to topic 12) 12. After a fierce fight between you and the chainsaw massacre, he was injured. You ran out and stopped a truck. You got in the car, you,
A. Calm down and tell the driver the situation. Let him walk the original avenue and leave here immediately. (The test ends)
B. "I just want to go home.", "No!!! Don't go here!!! I don't want to go back!!!" Say these similar vague words. (See the ending in the next paragraph)


Unfortunately, you are back in a dangerous place. But at this moment, compared to the chaos when talking with the driver, you suddenly recovered like Popeye ate spinach and became very witty and calm. After these tests of courage, you took the child away. He started the car and killed the policeman and was almost hacked to death by a chainsaw on the road. But finally, escaped!



After reading such test questions, did you choose all B options like the protagonist in the film? Congratulations, you escaped, but you killed two friends, a chick who was riding a ride, a truck driver, and a boyfriend who was going to propose to you. Of course, you saved a little baby and killed it heroically. A fake policeman died and wounded the chainsaw massacre. Your life can be considered as a balance of merits and demerits! Continue to live your life with a good sense of morality and justice as a female cadre. Don’t forget that you still steal cars! Everything is worth it!



And friends who choose A, I’m so sorry, your minds have been ruined by vigilance and safety education, and there is no way to experience such a wonderful life anyway. This is also the reason why everyone is down-to-earth in the magical land where the living environment may be a little worse!

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Extended Reading
  • Carolyne 2021-11-17 08:01:28

    The key to being deceived is that the police naturally have a certain authority, which is directly related to the credibility of the country. The presence of the police does not represent himself, but a manifestation of the credibility of the country. A bit similar to "Nocturnal Animals", it does not directly indicate maliciousness, or even goodwill to make you relax your vigilance

  • Alisha 2021-11-17 08:01:28

    The plot is the same, but the portrayal of the metamorphosis is excellent. Compared with the metamorphosis of the family, the image of the skin face is the thinnest.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre quotes

  • Kemper: [after he sees a possum in a closet] Give me something to hold!

  • Sheriff Hoyt: Excuse me, you mind getting the fuck outta my way, son?