The combination of things is terrible

Flo 2022-03-22 09:02:32

I would like to thank Augusty for stuffing so many DVDs under the door of my dormitory before going back to Singapore, these DVDs include Dragon Wars, 10000 Years Before Shit, Iron Man, Born into Shit, etc., and let me get bitten by mice again on the network cable You can pass the time on these bad movies for the few nights that are broken.

But I was really shocked when I saw the dragon battle! There are dragons and snakes! There is a 500-year round of reincarnation! And the woman named Salad who has a fucking birthmark better than a top tattoo artist! There is also the necklace that has been hung on the chest of the male pig's feet, which is said to protect the male pig's feet. I also thought that this chain could summon Aladdin. Was stabbed with a knife, and escaped because it happened to be stabbed on the necklace! Fuck, it's not the same to get a stainless steel bowl on your chest! And what else, those big dinosaurs running on the road can set off fireworks, the dinosaurs flying in the sky can set fire, and the real pig's feet, the bad snake, can only eat elephants! It was even discovered by the administrator! How can this kind of snake eat ruyi beads! So stupid, sooner or later choked to death by beads! Ah~ It's really unbearable! Finally, there is a battle between the blue and white snakes! The white snake became a dragon! Bai Suzhen's skill is really deep, and she has finally become an immortal! It's perfect, it's perfect!

Give you one star!

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Extended Reading
  • Freddie 2022-03-27 09:01:15

    Disgusting plagiarism third-rate. Watching the movie looked a little nauseous and sweating. Not to mention that the director is plagiarizing other people's homework, the plot alone hit me in one fell swoop, completely like that, in my opinion, the plot is completely 0 points. First-class plagiarism kung fu, second-class stunt production, third-class strange actors, and an incompetent director!

  • Cassidy 2022-03-27 09:01:15

    Although it's bad, the special effects are really beyond the chasing of the people

Dragon Wars: D-War quotes

  • Mr. Belafonte: I mean, this thing stared at me like my ex-wife.

  • Mr. Belafonte: All right. Fine. I didn't see a snake. For heaven's sake, there is no such thing as a giant snake. I must have lost my mind for a second.

    Psychiatrist: Everybody makes mistakes. I'm glad you're seeing clearly.

    [to the guard]

    Psychiatrist: You may untie him.

    Mr. Belafonte: I hate to say this, but the giant snake is in this hospital right now. Look out your window.

    Psychiatrist: Tie him again. He has to be hospitalized.