Just say a few times...

Jamarcus 2022-02-09 08:01:35

It would not be appropriate to comment on this movie if it starts with a long, nonsense commentary. Well, let’s get to the point.

1. Aliens are actually nothing, except that they are as long as the alien iron-blooded werewolf vampires that violate human aesthetics (go to your loyal dog Jacob's Story series, don't imagine, women, play cucumbers), It’s just a little better physical fitness. What black tigers dig their hearts out, fly over the walls, and Balabala···Kungfu masters, ninjas, parkour players can also do these····The only thing that humans envy is to buy super-sizes in the supermarket. Condom·····

2, even if Alien 28 despises the normal level of human beings, isn’t it the same as the general male, thinking with the lower body, and really fighting, isn’t it also the level of one hand breaking...?

3.····An alien was actually "blown" against Guo Jia's reflexive favor (don't check the water meter, I still have a lot of fun and have not experienced it...) I don’t know, so many fellow brothers have been killed in one shot...such a cruel and inhuman thing, what can I say?

4. The only explanation is probably that women can achieve this kind of cosmic power by blowjob alone, and men playing with "Armstrong Cyclotron Jet Armstrong" all day are so weak...

5, it seems to save The great human woman is Asian, right? Why do aliens fantasize about Asian women? Why the divorce rate in the sky is getting higher and higher, the island country’s love action film business is so developed, and the world is full of Koreans. ·I seem to understand something····

6, ok well, this movie actually has a lot of positive energy, for example, no matter how good a career is, it’s no better than a friend’s company···for example, I have passed a written psychological and physical test A person who can’t do it may be a prostitute who is really suitable for official business. For example, treat your friends around you, even if you are a straight guy, don’t reject them. Maybe he knows a lot of hot and sexy beauties, and occasionally invites you to participate. Some of the party you have always dreamed of...

7. Do you have a heavy taste? Come on, it's too light to compare with life. It's good to put on the stage and smile brainlessly.

8. In the end, I hope that every man can find a wife who loves her husband or not sperm, if something goes wrong, she can change into "clothes" and have a lot of "thoughts"... Bah , To put it bluntly, it means going to the lobby and down to the kitchen and entering the bedroom...

9. As for women, great women... come on, you are almost invincible. What can I say? ····

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  • Preston 2022-02-09 08:01:35

    It seems that I laughed the most in this year's film

  • Dayton 2022-04-21 09:01:56

    Haha, the writer is Seth Rogen!

The Watch quotes

  • Evan: You've been planning an alien invasion... in my Costco?

  • Prom Date: Is it true your dad ripped off your last boyfriend's dick?

    Chelsea: Yep.