Crap is life

Marlene 2022-03-23 09:02:57

This article was written more than a year ago, this movie has changed my outlook on life... Here's a note... In the

past, when I watched a movie, I was always afraid of encountering a bad movie, wasting time and energy, watching a movie You always have to master a variety of information. As long as you are not starring in the actors you love, you must understand the general plot. Of course, spoilers should be avoided, and the film critics will not dare to start after reading the reactions. But lately, I feel more and more that bad movies are also part of life.

Even if it's a good movie, the descriptions I've watched are very different from others' descriptions. When I watched "The Wounded City" for the first time after its release, my classmates said it wasn't very good. Not long ago, I almost missed the shocking ending of "The Mist" because of the initial subjective impression. Movies, if you have time, you still have to read them one by one to find the classics that move you.

But today's movie "Starship Troopers 3", I know he will be a rubbish, no doubt a bad movie. Still happily watching it though. I am very fond of Heinlein's original "Starship Paratroopers" and have watched it no less than 6 times. Although the first film is basically the same as the book except for the world view of the names, it is definitely a classic military sci-fi. Out of the feelings for this film and the return of the lead actor, I also tried to see if it was a bit stronger than the infamous second episode. It turns out that it may be a funny movie. Many of the direct jokes are that this movie cannot be serious when it should be serious, and it is rather strange when it should express its connotations. It is full of military dictatorship and religious fanaticism. It's utterly rubbish. The telepathic general who mysteriously appears at the end of the first episode of the movie becomes a singer + nerve + religious believer + slave. The 7 mecha warriors that finally fell from the sky originally thought that they wanted to express the infantry mechas in the book that were not reflected in the original movie, but how they looked like "Robot Police" and "Apple Nuclear War". And the mess of the ending lies in the fact that the two ladies who were rescued by the seven armed mechas did not lament the progress of technology and the power of science, but thanked the gods for their help...

I laughed while watching, and felt that the director was very mentally handicapped, the heroine was very normal and finally became mentally handicapped. Such a bad sequel makes me so happy. The reason is actually very simple: we don't need to be serious all the time, and we don't need to criticize other people's stupidity. Take a look, scold, adjust your mood, and be active. The brain is still very useful. There is no need to logically reason about the plot and loopholes of the film, because bad films are usually unreasonable. We only need to watch it occasionally, be brainless, and jump out of the routine and step by step for more than 100 minutes, which is also a good life experience.

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Extended Reading
  • Dedrick 2022-03-25 09:01:18

    Oh~ Fake! It's going to kill me, my God! Originally, I just wanted to complain that Mao had done so much worse than the special effects of the first part, and also took a very mentally handicapped look. Then there are commercials in the middle, and there are commercials in the finale... Sweat to the point of being dehydrated and embarrassed to burst OTZ, this, this is actually a spoof of satire! What do I want to give a few stars!

  • Cristobal 2022-01-13 08:03:10

    Ah? I really saw it? !

Starship Troopers 3: Marauder quotes

  • Lola Beck: We're fucked.

    Jingo Ryan: Yeah. That's exactly what I've been saying.

    Holly Little: You shouldn't talk like that. That's blasphemy.

    Lola Beck: You're a goddamn flight attendant, so stow it.

  • [Slug removes his underwear revealing his privates]

    Sunday: Hm. I guess that's why his mama called him Slug.