You call me twice, even if it's baa!

Marion 2022-03-23 09:02:40

I have a kind of paranoia about directors. If I like a person's films, I will look for all his films, such as Cohen, Darren, Miki Satoshi, Mike Lee and Andrea Arnold. Woody Allen is an exception. Although he has seen most of his films, he just can't make up his mind to watch "Hannah Sisters" and "Bullets Across Broadway." Watching Woody Allen's films is not a particularly pleasant process. You have to withstand the pressure of being mocked and become an idiot, and you have to work hard to adapt to the concept of love that is suffocating in the words of ribs. Especially, especially when I'm older, none of Woody Allen's films are not full of disgusting self-pity, think who else could have made Master Hopkins steal Viagra in "Encounter with Strangers" What about the "hard supporter" (pun intended) who pleases the girl?
I see "Sex Book" as a comedy, this kind of movie that seems to me to be clever with my wild prejudice and imagination is very interesting, but if there are newlyweds who expect this movie to be a science and education movie, I will watch it Let’s avoid it. It’s a bit of an exaggeration to say that it’s an exaggeration, but Woody Allen has turned this movie into a fantasy that he staged for “sex”. Well, that means you marry someone who likes to sleep with sheep. The odds of having a transvestite "non-lifting" husband and at the same time you're frigid and don't like wearing a bra are almost nil.
I think the last paragraph is just a stinky and loud haha ​​fart. After reading it, there is a desire to go up and slap him a few big mouths. That kind of cheap dominance imposed on the audience makes you laugh very tired. "Fine" is on the strings and there's still time to make a racial joke, well, I lost.
In fact, on the topic of "sex", Kim Ki-deok's film is wonderful in the form, lighthouse, hook, prison, bow and arrow, ubiquitous metaphors; Woody Allen chose to pretend to be confused, of course, I think this is completely Because he has the usual contempt for the audience's IQ and EQ. And I'm not qualified to talk about "sex". Like it or not is not a problem. When we have the ability to face this topic calmly, it will be a happy ending.
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  • Dolores 2022-03-19 09:01:06

    Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask, the last section, Uncle Woody is sperm, haha!

  • Keagan 2022-04-23 07:03:27

    Woody allen's early stuff is impeccable, not to mention the black humor of the Monty Python troupe.

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  • Sperm: Well, this looks like it.

    Victor: Do you guys know what its like out there?

    Sperm: Like they told us in training school - it's an ovum.

    Victor: I'm scared. I don't want to go.

    Sperm: This is what all this training was for.

    Victor: But, who knows what its gonna be like out there.

    Sperm: You saw slides in class.

    Victor: Yeah, but, you hear these strange stories, you know, like, like there's this pill these women take or sometimes the guy's will slam their heads up against a wall of hard rubber.

    Sperm: Oh, that's nonsense.

    Victor: Here or what if its a homosexual encounter?

  • The Operator: Prepare to stroke her thighs.

    Switchboard: We're on the thighs and stroking.

    The Operator: Attention mouth. Attention mouth. Please blow in her ear.

    Switchboard: Erection is at 45 degrees and holding fast.

    The Operator: Readjust mouth.