You are blonde, you are blue-eyed, your skin is as creamy, your red lips are like fire,
you are the uncrowned king, you let two men fight for you,
everything seems so perfect.
However, you are a fat girl.
There was an angel face, a devil figure appeared,
here you, a greasy fat man slowly moved out,
a bitch who spoke like a jellyfish stinger told you:
other people's legs can reach your neck, but Your butt is like two bowling balls... blalala
boyfriend's home, office, party, vacation,
you can see this beauty smiling at you everywhere,
you are so timid, afraid of losing, afraid of betrayal,
you are panic and panic, As a reporter, the eloquence and IQ are completely zero.
You have completely lost yourself, confused and confused and don't know what to do.
Because you are old, single, and obese.
Because you were tricked into bed by the emotional incompetence of your boss, and when you got out of bed,
you refused to start another life with you.
So that beautiful woman with legs that grow to your neck
makes you drink, smoke, and cry.
But have you forgotten?
On a snowy Christmas Eve, you're wearing nothing but leopard-print panties,
chasing the man who loves you and you don't want to lose.
What a brave fat girl,
I think you must have loved that snowy Christmas and the man who bought you a new journal and
wanted to start a new life with you, Darcy.
You broke up with Darcy because of the long-legged beauty.
You were reporting in Thailand and ended up in jail.
Darcy tried his best to save you, but you misunderstood that he was just a messenger.
I'm so worried about you, fat girl.
Well, life always likes to joke with us.
Long-legged beauties don't love Darcy, she's gay and loves your fat girl.
...
The misunderstanding is cleared up. You and Darcy hug each other at your parents' remarriage.
In the fairy tale, the happy life of the prince and the princess is
never the end, but the beginning.
I think, you will only wear leopard print underwear in the kitchen in the future.
Are you happy, fat girl?
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