Everybody's going to Lordsburg

Elinore 2022-08-21 03:50:11

The award ceremony was held in Lordsburg, and the guests delivered their acceptance speeches :

Satisfaction Award
Cowboy: I succeeded in revenge for my father, I succeeded in seduction, and I succeeded in retiring.
Lady: I ​​succeeded in giving birth, finding a husband, and hooking up with a spare tire.
Coachman: We've arrived at the ground, the fare is not much, the car is not broken, and the horse is not lost.

Backfired Bonus
Banker: I was going to make a comeback with my money and get caught.

Confused Award
Wine Merchant: I wanted to go to Lordsburg to open up the market in good health, but I didn't expect to arrive lying down after being hit by an arrow. I'm glad the Apache warriors forgot to apply poison on the arrow.
Gambler: I didn't plan to go to Lordsburg, nor did I plan not to. Should it be a spare tire?
Marshal: I caught a fugitive, I really caught a fugitive.

Unexpected surprise award
doctor and prostitute: We can't hang out in the original place, and plan to continue to hang out in another place, but I didn't expect to regain confidence during the trip. Thank you Apache warriors, thank you Xiaobei.

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Extended Reading

Stagecoach quotes

  • [last lines]

    Dr. Josiah Boone: Well, they're saved from the blessings of civilization.

    Marshal Curly Wilcox: Yeah.

    [laughs]

    Marshal Curly Wilcox: Doc, I'll buy you a drink.

    Dr. Josiah Boone: Just one.

  • Dr. Josiah Boone: [drunkenly to his hideous landlady upon eviction] Is this the face that wrecked 1000 ships and burned the towerless tops of Illium? Farewell, fair Helen.