Storch:
[on cell phone with his wife and daughter while driving along the road]
Hey, sweetheart!
Mrs. Storch:
Chastity's new teacher's here!
Storch:
Mrs. Novick?
Mrs. Storch:
No, from the honors program.
Storch:
Do you remember anything?
Mrs. Storch:
Oh yeah, that's right-
[Mrs. Storch hands Chastity the cell phone]
Storch:
I'm real busy, sweetheart...
Chastity Storch:
Hey, Daddy!
Storch:
Hello, angel! Daddy's real busy working...
Chastity Storch:
But l really want you to meet my new teacher. She's way cool!
[Chastity hands a young woman the cell phone; it's actually Jennifer]
Chastity Storch:
Here. Just say hi!
Jennifer:
[Jennifer takes the phone and talks to Storch]
Howdy, sheriff!
Storch:
It's truly an honor to speak with you, Miss...
Jennifer:
Hills!
[pause]
Jennifer:
Jennifer Hills!
Storch:
[Storch suddenly stops his car, tires screeching]
Excuse me?
Jennifer:
I have to tell you it's been a pleasure meeting your family.
[pause]
Jennifer:
You have a wonderful daughter with a bright and promising future!
Storch:
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Jennifer:
We'll see soon, sheriff!
[Jennifer hangs up the cell phone and smiles politely at Mrs. Storch and Chastity]
Storch:
No, wait!
[pause]
Storch:
SHIT!
