First of all, when it was revealed that one of the male shadow hunters liked the male lead, I was directly messed up. If there is a rotten girl among the officials present, they will definitely raise their hands and give a thumbs up. So much so that when Gao Yixiang, who played a noble, glamorous and beautiful role in the back, came out and hinted that he liked the man who liked the male lead, I sincerely expressed that the noble circle was really messed up.
The triangular relationship is certainly jaw-dropping, but the relationship between the male and female protagonists has also blinded my dog's eyes!
After a period of time, the hero and heroine finally showed their love. Alas, it's nothing, all movies are like this, the male and female protagonists are the official match, it's still acceptable to fall in love at first sight. Then, as expected, they kiss in the garden. Alas, it's nothing, the kiss scene, it's not the first time I've seen it, it's already a convention.
Later, the automatic water spray device sprayed water. I thought that according to this urine-like hero and heroine, they should enthusiastically give a romantic kiss in the rain, and then by the way, there must be something before the war [← Self-zong].
However, the male protagonist dragged the female protagonist and ran away, directly bumping into the second male who was recuperating after being attacked by a vampire. The female protagonist is in a dilemma again and begins to act stupidly, saying oh, it's not Jiangzi's, it's not Jiangzi's, and the second male protagonist just shakes his head and leaves. Seeing this, I want to say, oh my god! Man, you just finished kissing the woman! ! Has it turned over! It almost feels like watching an idol drama, the hero and heroine inexplicably fall in love at first sight and then inexplicably turn their faces and quarrel. Later, the female protagonist found out that she could take things out of the paper, and then went to the male protagonist, and the male protagonist directly said, "You don't want to come and fuck it, be rough." God, the male protagonist, you are still struggling Is this thing! Do you dare to say that you really don't want to have sex with the heroine in your heart! [← Key point is wrong]
When the second male quarreled, he said that he was the one who stayed with the female lead the longest. Seeing this, I really feel sad for the second male. From the very beginning, it was the second male who accompanied the female lead, and the second male was the one who tolerated all the strange behavior of the female lead to be involved in the incident and still followed the female lead without any regrets. However, the heroine just thinks, "I only treat him as a buddy!"" Alas, this can only mean that the diaosi who have accompanied him for ten years and gave everything with determination are not as good as the crazy handsome, cool, tyrannical and terrifying Gao Shuaifu who just met. Is it a kiss? (´;ω;`)
As for some of the lines after the film, it seems that some of the lines have begun to imply the relationship between the male and female protagonists. At that time, I thought, don't make trouble, don't make any brother-sister relationship with me. The result This film did not hesitate to make such a brother-sister relationship as expected and lived up to everyone's expectations. I was messed up at the time. Lovers in the world will eventually become brothers and sisters! Why isn't this film released on Valentine's Day!
Male and female protagonists After learning about each of them, they started all kinds of "Oh! Don't talk nonsense, I don't believe it! " or "I'm going! Don't make trouble! My little heart can't stand it! or "I don't want to hear your explanation!" I don't listen I don't listen I don't listen! "or "This is not scientific! Swollen like this! "It's not just the male and female protagonists, I also reacted like this at the time. Would you dare to make up this plot any more bloody!
When I was fighting the big boss, I really wanted to say that this time the boss finally has a bit of IQ. Yes. Use brothers and sisters to deceive the hero and heroine. The bosses of other films should learn something, defeating the love between the hero and heroine is one of the elements of victory, and the key to defeating their love is to calmly tell them that they are brothers and sisters.
As for the successful defeat of the boss to the end of the film, the male and female protagonists suddenly said, "Brothers and sisters are none of our business. As long as there is love, even brothers and sisters are fine!" With such a mentality, they happily rode their motorcycles away. Do you really have no hesitation! ! ! ! Seeing this, I really want to say that the action scenes of this movie are all weak! This bloody and vulgar plot has completely exploded the world view, okay? ! ! ! !
The flaws of this film don't stop there.
First of all, when the heroine fought the dog, she wisely blew up the kitchen and the dog. The results of it! The dog is blown up! ! ! What's wrong with your kitchen! ! ! ! ! Did your kitchen Nokia make it! ! ! ! Does your mother know that your kitchen is so obsessed! ! ! ! !
Then the second male was bitten by a vampire and became shortsighted. I thought he would definitely become a vampire and end his tragic life or lose his mind and turn into a villain to take revenge on the male lead or something. It's just that at the end of the film, the male two are happily drinking soy sauce. Ouch I'm going! ! ! ! I advise you all vampires not to be the villains and give the male lead a chance to be handsome, and quickly open a shop to cure myopia to guarantee a profit.
Secondly, when the male protagonist plays the piano, he mentioned that Bach is also a shadow hunter. God, my little heart can't take it anymore. Beethoven, Mozart, etc. are shadow hunters too? It really shines! ! !
Another thing I care about a lot, the male protagonist said that shadow hunters will be invisible in front of ordinary people. Well, it's excusable, otherwise, if you dress so rudely, you will definitely be caught by the urban management as a gangster or someone who takes revenge on the society. But will the things around you also hide together? For example, at the end of the film, the male protagonist and the female protagonist walked away happily on motorcycles. In the eyes of others, is it the female protagonist who is sitting on a driverless motorcycle with a happy face in the air and running on the road! ! ! ! Scared to pee.
This film, from the beginning of the focus on the plot to the back completely complained about the plot. As soon as the character relationships and emotional scenes of this film come out, the magical main storyline and world view can be washed away directly. Compared with making it into a fantasy, making a youth idol dog blood TV series is more suitable for such a story of ups and downs, a bunch of handsome men and beauties, strange and tactful brother-sister love, multi-angle relationship and so on. The only thing that attracted me to this film was the magical special effects and occasional action scenes.
At the end of the film, I finally understood the meaning of the film. That's right, that is - there are lovers in the world who eventually become brothers and sisters.
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