Haha~~ I will tell you that you can’t be blind by yourself. In principle, I just dragged and strangled them to watch it again~~
The double spiritual pollution made me deeply feel that as an American, this film can be regarded as a patriotic educational film. As a Russian, this movie could be considered a comedy. And as a person who will die if he doesn't complain, I'm going to vomit blood and die. . . ORZ
hehe~~ First of all, I would like to greet the screenwriter classmates of this drama! ! The hero is the captain! ! It's the captain! ! Is there a grudge between you? ? Do you know how wonderful it is for Captain classmates to explore the galaxy in tight outfits, find new worlds, and occasionally meet good friends! ! Lord Captain, it's good to be in the universe! Wouldn't it be nice if the CIA had Tommy twisting his waist coquettishly! You have to get on the captain, and there's no bodysuit yet! ! No tights! Tights! Furious fall! !
Leaving aside the tights, Xiaoen has so many advantages. He is not only handsome, but also handsome! But here, his handsomeness can't restrain my ranting.
At the beginning, the United States suffered a terrorist attack. Combined with the latter, it may be planned by the group of people who love to drink vodka and beat their wives. Hehe, beautiful American arrogance. This beautiful male protagonist who doesn't have tight-fitting clothes gave up the PHD at his fingertips, did not become a good friend of Sheldon, and resolutely joined the army and became the overlord of the army~~ What kind of consciousness! Blue girls, have you learned it?
On the plane, the male protagonist talked about the team, the players, and made a face in front of the newcomers~~ The screenwriter reminds everyone that this is a blockbuster all the time! It's a great movie with a lot of humor! This is when the heroine also reminds the hero that he must come back alive at the critical moment in the following article, and the dinner will be made by AA. . . It is almost engraved on the audience's forehead, and the blockbuster is to be so grounded.
Then the plane attacked and exploded, and the male protagonist was seriously injured! Bloody ah~~ Makes me worry if our cute little Eun will not have the gorgeous prosthetic scars together. . . Then he appeared in the next shot looking pretty and suspected of wearing BB cream. . . Furious fall! The glass heart I prepared I haven't broken yet! It's become an iron hammer, okay? ! Well, I have put up with it. You are a screenwriter. You said that it will heal without flaws and perfect healing within 8 months. If you say Xiaoen and doctor call, just call! You said that a cute uncle suddenly appeared and wanted to pull Xiaoen to the CIA. . .
(Speaking of this, the cute uncle and the literary uncle who steals dogs are the same, right? Is it the same? I have no feelings for all uncles who are not arrogant...Blind face~ Forgive my life's bohemian middle-2 disease)
At this time, pull Xiaoen to join the team , Uncle Ming made it clear. The most important thing in this business is loneliness! ! In the future, you will have to be alone. If you have secrets, you can't tell your relatives, friends, or lovers! !
This is clearly the classic secret agent joining scene! ! ! What a sense of loneliness! ! Immediately I was excited! ! Imagine handsome and mysterious agents, carrying out tasks neatly and neatly alone! Wandering on the edge of justice~ You are so handsome! !
hehe! As a result, the female pig's feet were suspected of cheating by the male protagonist, and after Pidianer flew to Moscow, Xiaoen happily admitted that she was working in the CIA. . . The female pig's feet also happily accepted and joined their plan. . . What kind of thundering god unfolds! ! ! !
Screenwriter, are you right for those senior agents who worked so hard to hide their identities? ? ? ? Are you worthy of the bitterness and hatred, and the CIA will be played badly if you write it again? ? ? ? You are so ostentatious, does the CIA know! ! ! !
Dear screenwriter, do you know that even if I get here, I haven't given up on you. . . Halfway through the movie, I'm still looking forward to your more exciting and more flavorful plot~~
After all, you are a blockbuster~~
I believe~~ You will become a cinnabar mole instead of mosquito blood~~
But you don't~~ ~
What you left for me is the villain BOSS who kills his best friend if he doesn't agree with one word (I like him the most in the whole play... there is no way to distort the aesthetics), the female pig's feet who are still inexplicable and who are still inexplicable in the implementation of the beauty plan, messing with the male protagonist Miscellaneous, disorganized but absolutely correct crisis prediction and location analysis. . . (And the female pig's feet when everyone has no clue in the analysis, the "Wait~ Go back~ I know!" The strokes of the gods~ As expected of the female pig's feet!)
You cow! ! you cow! ! You are the best in the world. . .
After the investigation of the omnipotent CIA, the criminal is locked ~ handed over to the male protagonist who opened the plug-in for the last lonely battle~~ Over. . .
Xiaoen happily went to the president to get Xiaohonghua~~~
Screenwriter! What you are most sorry for in the world is the 30 yuan ticket I spent! ! ! And with hatred for America. . .
And the heroine KK. . . The pretty girl from the Caribbean, the arrogant girl from Pride and Prejudice. Forgive me for being a fan of Depp~~ So I can't bear it if you don't hate you. Forgive Mr. Darcy for being the male god of my junior high school~~ Not anti you is already my greatest limit~~
This drama, girl, you are really not worth it, it is better to shoot a few more Chanel commercials. . .
Forgive my life's bohemian aesthetic distortion and love to complain~~
Sahua! Sincerely, salute!
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