I Fell Asleep.

Iolaus: General Sitacles, perhaps you would care to inspect the armour of Hercules?

Sitacles: [Tries on the armour] Leather armour? We will be skewered like pigs.

[Turns as Tydeus strikes him with an axe]

Iolaus: Linothorax. Hewn from the skin of the Erymanthean boar. It's indestructible.

Man in crowd: Wait. If it's indestructible, how did Hercules cut It off the boar?

Iolaus: He used an indestructible blade.

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Amphiaraus: ou think you know the truth about him? You know nothing. His father was Zeus. The Zeus. King of the gods. His mother, Alcmene, a mortal woman. Together, they had a boy. Half human, half god. But Zeus' queen, Hera, saw this bastard child as an insult, a living reminder of her husband's infidelity. Alcmene named the boy Hercules, which means glory of Hera, but this failed to appease the goddess. She wanted him dead. Luckily, he took after his father. Once he reached manhood, the gods commanded him to perform Twelve Labors, twelve dangerous missions. If he completed them all and survived, Hera agreed to finally let him live in peace. He fought the Lernean Hydra! He battled the Etymanthean Boar! But his greatest Labor was the Nemean Lion. This was no ordinary beast. It had a hide so tough, no weapon could penetrate it. But even this monster was no match for the son of Zeus...

Bessi Leader: What a load of crap!