Brother Hammer, you'd better go home and live your life honestly with Dousen.

Enid 2022-03-26 09:01:07


Once, no matter how turbulent the jokes or pictures of Hammer Ji, the president didn't care. After all, netizens who love CP group will forget about it after the next classic movie series is released.

BUT, when the president watched "Hunter: Winter's War", an inexplicable sense of guilt surged in his heart.

Brother Hammer, you'd better go home and live with Jiu Sen, this girl is not for you.


To be honest, "Hunter: Winter's War" still caused some damage to me, because it once made the president feel that his IQ was on the verge of an obstacle.

The president has been chasing the trailer of this movie since two months ago. As long as it can be seen in China, all the clips have not been missed. Therefore, the plot of this movie was predicted very early: the

golden queen killed the children of the ice queen, and the ice queen was very sad. And the hunting god (Brother Hammer) and Sarah violated the ban, and then began to rebel against the queen, and finally won because of the power of love!

What a beautiful fairy tale masterpiece!

But Brother Hammer had a big ear and slapped the president instantly. What about the power of love? ! Do you have any love? Do you have? !


The president doesn't even know how they fell in love with each other.

If the two strongest people fall in love because of being together when they were young and cherishing each other for many years, it can barely make sense, but the movie is straightforward and tells everyone straight to the point: "We are the strongest, so we In love."

excuse me? If love is so simple, the one with Brother Hammer should be the Snow Queen~


Besides, it's very strange.

The hunting god and Sarah didn't sleep at night, they sneaked to the corner as if they had made an appointment. They were originally in a competition, but suddenly they kissed... Suddenly, they stripped naked and ran to the hot spring now... all of a sudden Sara calls out to my husband... all of a sudden they're going to run away...

love comes too fast like a tornado... .

In addition, the General Administration of Lights deleted some shy scenes in the trailer, which made the love in this fairy tale even more inexplicable and incomprehensible.



And what hits the president the most is the ending.

To tell the truth, from the very beginning, I thought that the final battle should be like this: the kind heart of the Snow Queen was awakened by love, and the Hunter and Sarah joined forces to defeat the Golden Queen.

Yes, as a prequel to the fairy tale "Snow White", the power of love should be extended to infinity.

But the director didn't buy it. When the president saw that the Snow Queen was fighting back because she learned the truth of her daughter's murder, and was fighting because the fire of revenge was ignited, this fairy tale with "love" as a gimmick is here. Heart was silently crossed.


Not only that, when everyone worked together to fight against the Golden Queen, it was the Snow Queen + Hunter who finally defeated her.

And I seriously felt that if the Snow Queen wasn't injured and she wasn't completely disappointed with her sister, she wouldn't have directed the hunter to attack the magic mirror, and the battle would not have been won.

And in such an important final battle, where did Sarah, who originally had most of the scenes, go? After two arrows, there was no trace.

All in all, the "love" that has been laid out for a long time has no effect in the end. In the final analysis, it is still a torn battle between the two sisters, the Golden Queen and the Ice Queen.



This "love fairy tale" suddenly became less interesting.

The hunter god and Sarah, who are forcibly matched together, are not given any special meaning, so it is better to fast-forward to the final decisive battle.

However, the picture of the movie is still very beautiful, and the queen's costumes are very well designed. In particular, the scene where the golden queen appears is very similar to Dior's perfume advertisement, which is a perfect score.

But this has nothing to do with Brother Hammer. The task of eliminating the queen can be handed over to any unknown hunter. Brother Hammer can pack up and get off work ahead of schedule.

Therefore, the president is here, at the request of the majority of netizens, shouting from the air: "Brother Hammer, Dousen is calling you to go home for dinner!"


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Extended Reading
  • Ezequiel 2022-03-22 09:01:59

    Freeze the heterosexual couple to death

  • Lukas 2022-04-21 09:02:24

    Mirror, Mirror on the wall. Who is the fairest of them all?

The Huntsman: Winter's War quotes

  • Ravenna: That's why I'm stronger.

  • Ravenna: Learn from loss, Freya, and your day will come.