After the White House has fallen twice, finally, Anglo-Saxon London has not escaped.
Because this movie is a piece of shit, so I'm not afraid of spoilers.
The plot goes like this:
The British Prime Minister hangs up, suffers from a heart attack, and is about to go to the funeral. The British carry the flag up and down, and invite the heads of the major countries to send them off together to see the eldest son throw his head in the basin and so on. . As a result, the world leaders gathered in London, and a group of British leaders held a meeting there. A woman said: These grandchildren want to bring the guards, but I think it is troublesome, so I refused. British police boss, a black big man said simply bring the Dallas Mavericks, the deputy prime minister followed, bring Kardashian, buddy!
This Nima is the British summit meeting? A rogue meeting is more formal than this!
As a result, the heads of various countries made a fancy appearance. The German female chancellor watched the military parade in the square, the Canadian prime minister took his daughter-in-law to the car, and the Italian prime minister was arrogant. The French President is very romantic, let's go by boat, you gang of turtles, what can you do with a car. The Japanese Prime Minister is the most embarrassed. Nima did not clear the way before, and did not patrol after, so he brought a driver, not even a bodyguard, and was alone on the bridge. The driver also said that the traffic jam is really safe. Strict! Strictly your sister! You Japanese shouldn't be so stingy! The Prime Minister came out with a driver, not even a bodyguard! Our village mayor came out and shouted back and forth!
After a fancy appearance, it is a fancy death. The German Chancellor was thumped by the British Royal Guard on the square. My God, that is the Royal Guard! It's the royal family's personal guard! Can you try another person for me? Writer, you can't get over your head! The Prime Minister of Canada was killed by a mine-sweeping security guard who planted a mine. Hey, I just want to know, how did MI5 let you bring a thunder in? The French President was too romantic. A bomb ship floated on the river and sank directly. My God, how could that bomb get on the ship? Scotland Yard is dead. The Prime Minister of Japan was the most embarrassed and drowned. There is basically no logic in this paragraph, it's all nonsense, just watch the excitement, don't think about it, and get a stomachache when you think about it. Anyway, after the fancy death, Dang Dang Dang! Great flag bearer, the President of the United States has appeared!
As for American movies, of course the President of the United States wants to be awesome. Air Force One landed, then changed to Navy One, and rushed to kill him. Nima, the Prime Minister of Japan, is so shabby, he can't even watch it.
After the attack, the bodyguard of the US president, the male protagonist, took his love, the president, the wolf ran the pig, first with the Land Rover road battle, then on the Navy One and turned to the air battle. This Nima, how many stingers can take down the presidential car? This Nima deceives ghosts! Stinger has the ability to not buy the price of the atomic bomb? There is a middle-eastern man with an RPG standing on every building. This Nima is London, and Baghdad is not so messy!
After the plane crash, the bodyguard male lead and his lover, the president, first drilled into the tunnel to kill a squad of devils, then went to a secret agent's house to get supplies, and killed another squad of devils at the secret agent's house. people, right?
Inside Scotland Yard, the big black man with a foolish face and a heart, showed almost no expression to the bombed and devastated London cityscape. He was calm, just like Damascus in Syria was bombed. This Nima is your home! You are not in a hurry! Go for a snack! When I saw this, I felt that the world is not as big as you, the British people, just like watching firecrackers in the new year, calm and unhurried.
Besides, the bodyguard male protagonist and his lover, the president, ran out of the secret agent's house, and then the streets were full of terrorists. This Nima is definitely not London, it's a journey to the Middle East! The two drove through the BMW and were caught. . .
The terrorists want to kill the president, and there will be a live broadcast at 8 o'clock. The bodyguard male protagonist met the British SAS, the special air service regiment, and the British special forces ace unit. So the male protagonist took the SAS to attack the terrorists' nest, an unfinished three-story building.
This small building is located in the center of London, Scotland Yard, MI5, MI6 can all die, let yourself be thankful for the world, it is as funny as bin Laden living on Chang'an Avenue.
The more hilarious SAS is such a splendid special force, even the guerrillas during the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression are not as good as the guerrillas during the Anti-Japanese War. Without tactics, they just rush in, rush comrades! Nima, our guerrillas all know that the siege is three and one, and the SAS will only attack frontally?
At a critical moment, the bodyguard male protagonist broke into the enemy camp alone, and was immediately possessed by Rambo, the slut murdered, and the terrorist was also deadly and waited for the live broadcast at 8 o'clock. Omg! The Spring Festival Gala is not as punctual as you are, okay, you kill it first and record it, and then broadcast it? Is there a problem? You have to wait until 8 o'clock? You really treat yourself as a Spring Festival Gala!
At the last second, the bodyguards arrived, rescued the president, and escaped to heaven! SAS played soy sauce in the outfield for a while, and returned to the camp. Then the classic scene, the United States cheered, hugged and applauded, and the Nima British also cheered, hugged and applauded! What's the matter with you here? What's the matter with you? You are so excited! This Nima has a big heart.
The whole movie has too many flaws, too many to count. I also vomited so much, and vomiting, in fact, is nothing but vomit, which is the virtue of most Hollywood production line films.
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